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Knowledge pursues me but I am faster.......

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.......

.......One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject…

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

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No1. Joe .... in charge of the weather

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So Joe's in charge of weather,
I'm really glad of that,
For the price of a pie and a pint
You can have a little chat.
You can bargain for the sunshine
With a pint of Amstel Ale,
But offer him a Babycham
Then all you'll get is hail...

Sorry Joe .... was bored and looked to Moblog for inspiration ......
17th Aug 2006, 19:27   | tags:,,

tee hee! i like it!

17th Aug 2006, 19:34

MaggieD says:

Well Puff is off on holiday ......

17th Aug 2006, 19:36

Joe says:

hehe :)

thats ace....

17th Aug 2006, 19:56

MaggieD says:

Just like to add that the oversized beer and pie are just an indication of the extreme measures your friends will go to in order to win your (weather god) good favours.......

17th Aug 2006, 20:15

Joe says:

:D the oversized beer is just normal for me...and well...I am a sucker for pie....

mmm pie.

17th Aug 2006, 20:37

MaggieD says:

Ah .... so I had you sussed ....

17th Aug 2006, 20:41

Joe says:

despite my wonderous weather controlling powers, I'm easy to please :)

17th Aug 2006, 20:42

MaggieD says:

now if only you could further demonstrate your miraculous meteorological manipulations ..... and give me a super sunny sunday .......

17th Aug 2006, 20:47

Joe says:

I'm under orders to make the weekend nice, some of my friends are off to V festival....however seeing as I don't have a ticket.....

17th Aug 2006, 20:49

MaggieD says:

Ah ..... did they not wet your whistle enough before they left? .... do they not know that there are offerings to be made to the great weather god before good weather can be guaranteed?....

17th Aug 2006, 20:53

Joe says:

as a matter of fact they pulled out of going to the pub this evening....fools.

17th Aug 2006, 20:57

MaggieD says:

Fools indeed ..... on their heads be it ...... your godlike wrath will rain down upon them .....

17th Aug 2006, 21:00

Dhamaka says:

nice one Maggie

17th Aug 2006, 22:29

MaggieD says:

Thanks D .... boredom and silliness unite ....... and Moblog has such a wealth of silliness ........

17th Aug 2006, 22:43

Geodyne says:

*bursts into delighted laughter*

Brilliant, Maggie. Just brilliant. :D

17th Aug 2006, 22:53

Viv says:

that is excellent

18th Aug 2006, 01:10

purplemoon says:

I wish I could write a poem when I'm bored.. :D

18th Aug 2006, 09:36

nige says:

nice skills there. Maggie ;)

18th Aug 2006, 09:43

MaggieD says:

Thanks Nige ...... really must get on with some work today .....

18th Aug 2006, 11:02

Dhamaka says:

nah Maggie, join me procrastinating

On second thoughts, don't. Because I started so late yesterday I didn't finish my stuff till after 2am

18th Aug 2006, 11:04

paintist says:

Joe is obviously still not appeased enough....its flooding down here...where do we send pies?

18th Aug 2006, 11:06

MaggieD says:

I am the procrastinating queen! but I agree it does have it's disadvantages.... hope you managed a bit of a lie in after such a late night/early morning ...

18th Aug 2006, 11:08

seaneeboy says:

This is brilliant - a really great likeness!

18th Aug 2006, 16:02

Dhamaka says:

err... no?
But I had a little snooze this afternoon. One of the advantages of working for myself.

And guess what I found when I woke up...

18th Aug 2006, 16:34

MaggieD says:

afternoon nap ........ good for you!

18th Aug 2006, 16:47

Dhamaka says:

indeed! :-)

18th Aug 2006, 16:47

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