drunken tattoo shame

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!

Come on, tell us the whole story...

i went for a beer with mattnice and my friend geoff, who owns a tattoo studio. after a few beers i asked geoff when he was gonna tattoo me, he said lets finish this beer then go do it tonight. seemed like a good idea so we got a crate of beer and went back to the studio. i got mine and geoff offered to do one on matt... as matt was face down he couldnt see us, so we swopped over... now 1. i can't tattoo, 2. i'm a wanker and 3. i'd had beer. so we kind of tattoo'd stupid things on him... i still maintain that geoff started it

Oh mate.... Is Matt spewing? I can sort of see Matt being both ok with it and spewing at the same time. Writing 'TWAT' in black marker over your mates face whilst drunk is one thing, but you've just taken it that step beyond.nice.

i think matt secretly will kill me at some stage. although he is a good sport so maybe he could be ok with it...

ive just pissed my self laughing.

looooooooooooooooooop! fucking hell it's been ages since i heard from you. i'm gonna post on dv more often. is random still alive?

random flung himself off a train bridge,unfortunately he is still alive but he killed everyone aboard the woking to stanstaed train.

Where abouts on the body is that tattoo...im still hyperventilating about this even now.

I think it's on his ankle, I still can't believe they tatted Matt like this, he must be Fuming.

back of his right ankle... he's taken it well so far which i'm pretty sure means trouble in the future for me...

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

wait till barcelona stevie

i'm not coming if you're gonna kill me and bury me on the beach like you did in brighton with that girl you used to go out with.

Matt used to go out with a *girl*!? ;)

Ey op Mr Nice. If you ever need a hand tying Ace up and tattoing hellko kitty logos into his forearms Im well up for that.

you'll cop a slap as well

alfie loves that shit