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tom's new shoeses

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i like the black ones...

OJ says:


Someone tell him they don't match.

22nd Aug 2006, 11:43

loving the tags! i think he must have small feet! look at the size of your toes compared to his! and non of this small far away bolloks!

22nd Aug 2006, 11:45

JokerXL says:

Socks, what about the socks?

22nd Aug 2006, 11:54

we don't rock socks round my way.

22nd Aug 2006, 12:04

Caine says:

The black ones are definitely the better choice... :D

22nd Aug 2006, 12:07

i think its because they match the trousers better - the red ones broke too.

22nd Aug 2006, 12:10

JokerXL says:

Hard core!

22nd Aug 2006, 12:10

swamprose says:

nice leg muscles.

22nd Aug 2006, 12:35

he'll be chuffed you said that - he thinks his legs are skinny. which, frankly, they are.

22nd Aug 2006, 12:40

its the high heels that does it! thats why women wear them makes their legses look all nice and toned!

22nd Aug 2006, 12:42

sometimes it makes them walk like trolls though. actually, tom was using the shoes to illustrate what he and i have dubbed 'the bristol stomp'

22nd Aug 2006, 13:04

yes when they dont walk right i know exactly what you mean!

22nd Aug 2006, 13:15

LSD says:

Ok, it's his choise. But please when you do >> shave them legs!

22nd Aug 2006, 15:06

Uber_Spy says:

'The Bristol Stomp'...teeehehehe. Nice sock tan.

23rd Aug 2006, 21:54

in tom's defence - his sock tan has been emphasised by the contrast of my phone - its not even visible in Real Life

24th Aug 2006, 12:03