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ok, this is the last picture from the 'grainy as shit' period.

its been sitting in my 'send to moblog' file for ages, bugging me.

last one, i promise...

Spike says:

whore!

23rd Aug 2006, 09:58

thats me!

23rd Aug 2006, 10:00

Caine says:

Nothing wrong with grainy, it works in this shot. Not that you aren't a whore or anything. :D

23rd Aug 2006, 10:05

blimey the grainy as shit makes it look like you arent hairy! you should tag this, as topless and all that and see what google brings your way!

23rd Aug 2006, 10:07

done and done

23rd Aug 2006, 10:08

good good this might bring in the lovely google peeps looking for topless people! and the more we say topless in the form of a centence make it more likely they will see you topless! :)

23rd Aug 2006, 10:09

if you click on the TOPLESS tag, then you get to see more lovely TOPLESS shots of TOPLESS people engaging in TOPLESSNESS

23rd Aug 2006, 10:10

ooo there is a few people engaging in the act of being topless there! they might also bring in topless searches!

23rd Aug 2006, 10:11

Legardored says:

Topless you say

23rd Aug 2006, 10:15

indeed topless!

23rd Aug 2006, 10:23

Spike says:

wow.. really topless

23rd Aug 2006, 10:24

midlife says:

Topless You Say? what about 'Naughty and Nice'? naughty topless. nice _ topless. and just for grins ... "convertible"
"May the Force Be With You"

23rd Aug 2006, 12:55

MaggieD says:

Topless! naked from the bottom up! showing your nipples! barebreasted! *wipes brow and goes for a little lie down* ......

24th Aug 2006, 18:26

jle says:

are you really hairy? i like the grainy shots, i wish my phone did hairy shots like that... oops i mean grainy =)

25th Aug 2006, 11:01

i'm not that hairy, but you know, a little bit.

sadly, this wasn't from my phone - its a dodgy scan

25th Aug 2006, 11:02

he is hairy dont listen to him!!!!!!

25th Aug 2006, 11:12

yeah, but i'm not that hairy!

its not like i've got woolly palms or anything. you're just jealous because you can't grow a proper beard, ginger boy! :p

25th Aug 2006, 11:25

at leats mine is one colour! and not stripes of every colour under the sun! ape boy!! :P

25th Aug 2006, 11:28

i like my stripy beard...

25th Aug 2006, 11:39

i like my ginger beard!

25th Aug 2006, 11:40

well. fine. poo-head

*regrets resorting to name calling*

25th Aug 2006, 11:43

name calling is fun!

25th Aug 2006, 11:44

paintist says:

frankly, I don't think this shot makes you look nearly as hairy as you are....so there.....

27th Aug 2006, 14:27

FilbertFox says:

hmmm, i was a bit worried, i thought it said granny shots. i wasn't sure if the pic was for or of your granny....

27th Aug 2006, 14:59

hes hairyer than you think!

27th Aug 2006, 15:13

mat says:

getting high rankings on google for something like "topless" is pretty hard.

Suggest you try topless monkey instead. The word monkey turns upo# quite a bit on this page, as does topless, so google should enjoy it. I notice you're on page one already - a few more comments like this one (ie, mentioning "topless" and "monkey") should see you the internet's number one topless monkey.

You wouldn't believe how much some people get paid to take certain keywords/pages (ie: "topless monkey") high on google. Here, we do it for fun.

Topless monkey.

27th Aug 2006, 16:12

topless monkey? sounds like a larf...

28th Aug 2006, 11:08

topless monkey you say. so putting the words topless and monkey in somne form of sentence would make topless monkey up on the google searches.

topless monkey!

29th Aug 2006, 11:51

seaneeboy says:

Well, this topless monkey seems to have done the business - we're number 1! hurrah!

29th Aug 2006, 12:11

woo hoo! the interpipe is OURS!

29th Aug 2006, 12:13

wooooooop wooooooop wooooooop. topless monkeys will rule the world!

29th Aug 2006, 12:42

mat says:

of course, with the word topless appearing lots, in the phrase "topless monkey", that means this page's ranking for topless has gone up a bit too.. (page two, last I checked, but with a bit of work it could easily get to page one).

Next google challenge - "Britney Spears Naked" :)

29th Aug 2006, 22:11

Eddie(blackdude37-at-yahoo-dot-com) says:

thougt i'll be seeing pink tits but it was all about ,monkey fingers you got me there...

24th Jun 2007, 17:33