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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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what i did at the weekend part one

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-skate videos in the croft

-caroline on the cider

-live drum and bass

paintist says:

It has just been on the news....cider is good for you...prevents stroke and heart disease. mmmmm but it still wont make me touch the stuff....

28th Aug 2006, 18:12

ellen told me that also. i knew there was a reason i love it so...

28th Aug 2006, 18:12

paintist says:

are you still at work?

28th Aug 2006, 18:20

at the moment, yes, but i'm going in about 15 minutes - i was meant to bve training someone, and they didn't show...

28th Aug 2006, 18:26

I bet I woulda liked the live drum and bass too .

28th Aug 2006, 22:46

it was pretty incredible - four people with two microphones each, making noises i didn't think people could make

29th Aug 2006, 09:07


30th Aug 2006, 01:20