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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

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what i did at the weekend part three

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went to see my friend caroline rowing in a local regatta, saw ballamory!
28th Aug 2006, 11:12   | tags:,,,,

paintist says:

good for her....rowing after all that cider.....

28th Aug 2006, 18:13

actually, i got all these pictures arse frontwards - it was rowing, then cider...

28th Aug 2006, 18:14

paintist says:

much better....

28th Aug 2006, 18:18

well, after all that exertion, she needed something

28th Aug 2006, 18:19