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some tasty drugs (lemsip) winging their way to good ol' US of A
29th Aug 2006, 14:54   | tags:,,,

JokerXL says:

Send powder thru the mail to the US?
*waits for the evening news*
;-)

29th Aug 2006, 15:04

oooo drugs! over seas!

29th Aug 2006, 15:04

joker - yeah, should be an interesting little experiment. we shall see, and if i get threatening letters from US customs, i'll blog it!

29th Aug 2006, 15:08

Joe says:

hello echelon!

:D

29th Aug 2006, 15:08

*googles*

uh-oh

29th Aug 2006, 15:32

Mandy. NLI says:

:D yay!

29th Aug 2006, 15:44

when the man in the post office asked me to write on the label the contents of the package, i just wrote 'letter' - i didn't think 'six sachets of powdered drugs' would go down too well.

29th Aug 2006, 15:52

surly they will be able to feel the difference between a letter and some lemsip?
this could be a interesting experiment

29th Aug 2006, 15:54

well, my thinking was that it just felt like lots of paper rolled up. we shall seeeeeeee.......

29th Aug 2006, 16:00

swamprose says:

mandy, did you ever get the rabbits? or is us customs holding them hostage?

29th Aug 2006, 16:11

jle says:

i think the lil doodle is adorable, i want to eat it... and i know it will taste like lemsip!

29th Aug 2006, 17:52

do we know how this ended up?

18th Sep 2006, 17:24

no. i'm worried that it has been intercepted by a sniffer dog with a cold...

18th Sep 2006, 17:26