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what i did at the weekend, part 1: friday and saturday

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- was early for my friends birthday party (gentlemanly discretion prevents
me from saying that they were late...)

- but at £1.90; for a tasty pint, i can afford to wait! (it was because of
this particular tasty cheap beer that i forgot to take any more pictures
that night. whoops)

- saturday morning, and hangovers suck ass

- went to a cafe and did the guardian crossword - with the best pen ever!

- came home, contemplated tidying the garden, went and got beer instead...

- didn't go in, but wondered if it cost more to go in the rear

loving the hangover hair.

11th Sep 2006, 11:09

walla_walla says:

Must of been a big night.... i hate when you're pumped and a few drinks later and you forget everything....

by the way great publicity for the massage place :P

11th Sep 2006, 11:15

bmal - my hair always looks good on hangover days - i sincerely wish it looked like that all the time.

walla - i'm sure they'll love the publicity - although judging from the traffic they were getting last night, they don't need it.

11th Sep 2006, 11:17

well the plan shoul dbe always get drunk then everyday will be a hangover day?

11th Sep 2006, 11:18

i wish that were possible...

11th Sep 2006, 11:19

ookiine says:

Did you get a 'happy ending'????

11th Sep 2006, 12:15

if you're talking about what i think you're talking about, ookiine, i didn'y go in.

not for 80 quid a pop...

11th Sep 2006, 12:22

yourhermione says:

great hangover pic, though. =D

11th Sep 2006, 13:36

Geodyne says:

Great series. Eclectic!

Also, dying of laughter at the pun.

13th Sep 2006, 09:57

geodyne - do you mean the one about the rear? i like it too. i know its not cool to laugh at your own jokes, but i don't care.

13th Sep 2006, 10:10

there is a ... well ... a pub called the jolly anker in northampton that only has a back door and .....well ..... you have to use the rear entrance to get in.

i might add the sign for the pub is 'the jolly anker' with a huge anker infront of the word anker forming a naugty word , that is an anagram of newark, and this pub is the gay bar of northampton.

13th Sep 2006, 10:14

Geodyne says:

I did, MF. And I think it's a pun worth laughing at!

13th Sep 2006, 11:21

cheers! : )

13th Sep 2006, 11:50