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a nice random image to get you started:
i now have a FLICKR page too!
"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"
"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”
"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."
"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."
african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."
"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"
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i told a funny joke once...
,beer drinking became priority,birthday,early,ego blogging,lazy gardening,massage sir?,monkey finger,zero degrees
walla_walla says:
Must of been a big night.... i hate when you're pumped and a few drinks later and you forget everything....
by the way great publicity for the massage place :P
monkey_finger says:
bmal - my hair always looks good on hangover days - i sincerely wish it looked like that all the time.
walla - i'm sure they'll love the publicity - although judging from the traffic they were getting last night, they don't need it.
backwards lamb says:
well the plan shoul dbe always get drunk then everyday will be a hangover day?
monkey_finger says:
if you're talking about what i think you're talking about, ookiine, i didn'y go in.
not for 80 quid a pop...
kozika says:
Hello monkey_finger
:)
You also has great hairs ;)
*Merci pour visiter ma page.
*
Arigato* (Thank you)
x
monkey_finger says:
geodyne - do you mean the one about the rear? i like it too. i know its not cool to laugh at your own jokes, but i don't care.
backwards lamb says:
there is a ... well ... a pub called the jolly anker in northampton that only has a back door and .....well ..... you have to use the rear entrance to get in.
i might add the sign for the pub is 'the jolly anker' with a huge anker infront of the word anker forming a naugty word , that is an anagram of newark, and this pub is the gay bar of northampton.
