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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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i was sooooo bored.....

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and a little drunk.....

tania says:

you is well fit!

15th Sep 2006, 10:23

got an admirer there bro!

is that one of those darts from the cross bow? got your self one then?

i do this when bored too.

15th Sep 2006, 10:27

apparently so! and it appeared before i'd even got onto the site to check if it had arrived!

its is indeed a croosbow bolt - its great fun, and deadly accurate. i managed to hit tom in both eyes the other day. (don't worry - he had safety galsses on)

i was bored and drunk - a fatal combination

15th Sep 2006, 10:35

safty glasses? or just glasses?

yes bordom and alcaho is a fatal combination i have done many a thing in that situation!

15th Sep 2006, 10:39

well, sunglasses. there is a video of it on one of my friends' phones. i'll see if i can get it bluetoothed to me, and blog it!

15th Sep 2006, 10:40

yes that would be funny!

we did that with painballs that was a little scaryer than the rubber dart. and mildly more dangerouse

15th Sep 2006, 10:41

i can imagine that would hurt too.

15th Sep 2006, 11:02

hurts even more when they dont pop! i think bob got a bit of a black eye but that was simons bad shooting. they were big glasses, and the paint ball gun wasnt a hugely big gun it was one of them you buy from burtons!

15th Sep 2006, 11:06

mouseninja says:


made me giggle on my lunch break anyway :)

15th Sep 2006, 11:38

mission accomplished then!

15th Sep 2006, 11:43

paintist says:

the most dangerous one looked like the chilli.....

15th Sep 2006, 12:12

its a bit dried out now - it wasn't at all hot. i was doing the 'dangerous music' from the circus in my head though...

15th Sep 2006, 12:20

paintist says:

dangerous music makes it more dangerous

15th Sep 2006, 12:24


15th Sep 2006, 12:24

Spiderbaby says:

The spoon and the pepper ones make me think of Salvador Dali for some reason : )

15th Sep 2006, 14:19

that definitely wasn't what was going through my addled mind at the time...

15th Sep 2006, 15:58

i did have a brief spell of puttong things up my nose, but that quickly stopped after the 'fork' episode....

15th Sep 2006, 16:21

paintist says:

hmmmm... I remember the 'button' episode....nothing changes does it....

15th Sep 2006, 16:27

i've got a bigger nose now though - i can fit all sorts up there now, buttons are small fry

15th Sep 2006, 16:44

paintist says:

please please go out tonight, meet some friends, go to the pics.....just leave household items alone.....

15th Sep 2006, 16:46

i'm going to a cabaret show tonight in an old audi showroom, which should be good. maybe i'll put on a show of body balancing....

15th Sep 2006, 16:52

paintist says:

monkey jenga....

15th Sep 2006, 16:54

monkey buckaroo!

15th Sep 2006, 16:55

paintist says:

dont forget to blog the cabaret !!!!

15th Sep 2006, 16:55

well, i'm planning on drinking some cider, so forgetting is a distinct possibilty.

i'll try...

15th Sep 2006, 16:55

Mandy. says:

well you know, life is a cabaret...

15th Sep 2006, 16:56

baldric and the slug balancing!!!

15th Sep 2006, 17:00

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15th Sep 2006, 17:03

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15th Sep 2006, 17:04

paintist says:

all been done before ......

* hmmm where did the piccy was here yesterday?

15th Sep 2006, 17:05

i love this series :D

15th Sep 2006, 17:35

Spiderbaby says:

That was truely a great moment in all the history of balancing stuff on your face

15th Sep 2006, 18:29

mandy why would it be sad baldric is stuff legends are made from!

15th Sep 2006, 18:46

Mandy. says:

Luckily, Black Adder is repeated on BBCAmerica over & over & over & over. If I'm lucky, I'll get to see that episode again next week!

15th Sep 2006, 18:54

black adder is awesome!

15th Sep 2006, 18:58

FilbertFox says:

must get to posts quicker. Spiderbaby beat me too the Salvador.

Wasn't the baldrics slug will always have a place in my heart - i loved that little guy

And i also have to agree with tamia

15th Sep 2006, 22:38

paintist says:

FF ! thats my baby !!!!!!!

16th Sep 2006, 10:38

FilbertFox says:

i know, but it doesn't alter the truth

16th Sep 2006, 12:20

JokerXL says:

It's Zorro!
I'd recognise him anywhere, whatever dodgy moustache he tried.

16th Sep 2006, 17:40