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Don't Be Influenced By Us!

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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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motherfuckin' conker!

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autumn's really coming! yay!
22nd Sep 2006, 12:15   | tags:,,

oh HOORAYYYY! well done!

22nd Sep 2006, 12:23

conkers conkers conkers! yey conkers!

22nd Sep 2006, 12:24

sadly, its tiny. about the size of a pound, so no good for a game...

22nd Sep 2006, 12:25

well that would make it hard to hit wouldnt it? meaning its good for evading. you just need to get skilled up at hitting things with it and away you go!

22nd Sep 2006, 12:28

and bake it in vinegar, or whatever it is you do...

22nd Sep 2006, 12:35