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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

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what i did at the weekend part three

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- put the rug god on for a wash....

- met a mentalist pigeon
25th Sep 2006, 09:44   | tags:,,

why was he a mentalist pigeon?

25th Sep 2006, 09:45

he was really spaced out, and let me get really close to him. if he weren't swimming with disease, i coulda picked him up.

25th Sep 2006, 09:48

he may have been a druggy pigeon?

25th Sep 2006, 10:07

swamprose says:

always love guys who do wash. this weekend I washed clothes, money and my lens cap.

25th Sep 2006, 10:08

i found a pen in my washing machine the other day! it wasnt mine and ive lived alone for 7 months. it was in the dorr seal very strange!

25th Sep 2006, 10:26

swamprose says:

I am always pleased to find money when I do the wash. I feel like I got paid for doing it, which is entirely silly.

25th Sep 2006, 10:36

sadly there was no chance for any exciting finds - i was only washing my picnic blanket...

i did once find a little orange goblin though...

25th Sep 2006, 10:38

swamprose says:

yes, there are things that live in my washing machine that I don't want to know about. They have friends at the back of my fridge, too.

25th Sep 2006, 10:40

i did once see something crawl out of a friends fridge. i like to think i imagined it, because the alternative is a little more scary...

25th Sep 2006, 10:42

paintist says:

have you washed the god that why the mirrors are gone...we were told dry clean only!!!!!

25th Sep 2006, 12:51

yeah, that makes sense. i've washed it before, but only after all the mirrors were gone...

25th Sep 2006, 13:04

Caine says:

Nice shots, the mentalist pigeon particularly.

25th Sep 2006, 17:45

Puddikat says:

I have two pigeons who live periodically in my back garden, there fine until they do a lot of flapping at you and try to scare you away, works every time with me.

25th Sep 2006, 19:02

FilbertFox says:

hmm puddikat isn't that the wrong way round?

26th Sep 2006, 09:21

jle says:

i had a pigeon friend once... his name was pipeetto... he wasnt as manky as the one you sought to fondle, he was brown and white and hung around the cafe i used to work at in Sydney, at the sydney aquarium... got free sharks teeth there too. ahh classic times

27th Sep 2006, 13:20

jle says:

how do you make your images random like that everytime you refresh the page? teach me and i will love you forever...

27th Sep 2006, 13:21

i've sent you an explanation of how to do it through your 'contact user' address...

27th Sep 2006, 13:27

paintist says:

hmmm do you have to be a subscriber?

27th Sep 2006, 13:31


27th Sep 2006, 13:32

paintist says:

ok zap me with the tricks...I already love you forever...

27th Sep 2006, 13:33

look at this i bestow the wisdome to the monkey_finger then he flaunts it and gets all the credit!

27th Sep 2006, 13:34

done that ma ma.
nuts to you bmal...

27th Sep 2006, 13:35

paintist says:

got it... many thanks to both of you....
bmal has been the font of all moblog knowledge for both of us....yay!!!

27th Sep 2006, 13:38