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does this make any sense at all...
26th Sep 2006, 15:00   | tags:,,


26th Sep 2006, 15:04

glad i'm not the only one then...

26th Sep 2006, 15:07

now thats just plane stoooopid!

26th Sep 2006, 15:13

Dhamaka says:

err... do we need to tell you?

26th Sep 2006, 15:32

SaharaSB says:


26th Sep 2006, 15:42

well, mr I, thats not far off what my fire warden said when i asked her (i was in a pointless time-wasting mischief mood). apparently, its there to "disrupt fire flow" or some bollocks like that (i think they were making it up). if thats the case, why the f*ck is there a door there?

26th Sep 2006, 17:08

wouldnt a wall be as effective? coz a door is thinner and all that? and made from wood!

26th Sep 2006, 17:20

exactly! it boggles me...

26th Sep 2006, 17:20

paintist says:

26th Sep 2006, 17:30

interesting, P, but i think that refers to normal fire doors that have been illegally locked. this fire door is meant to be locked.

wait! is it a door that only opens when the fire alarm goes off, or something like that...?

26th Sep 2006, 17:38

paintist says:

still worrying....

26th Sep 2006, 17:39

if it were one of those doors it wouldnt have keep locked it would say keep clear.

26th Sep 2006, 19:43

martimus says:

Yes thats all very clever of you MrIguana to point that out, but why does it need to be locked? Surely a normal door opening mechanism would do I dont see fire being able to open a door! hmmm?

27th Sep 2006, 12:47

length says:

hehehe...this is a dumb person deterrent.

29th Sep 2006, 16:00