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scottish widows - wtf?

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- who's this bint? where's the old scottish widow gone?
3rd Oct 2006, 12:08   | tags:,,

paintist says:

the 'old' one was Roger Moores daughter....dont know who this one is....

3rd Oct 2006, 12:13

o rly?

she was getting a bit old i suppose...

3rd Oct 2006, 12:14

Dhamaka says:

was she?
thing M_F's right there, to my knowledge there have been 2 or 3..

3rd Oct 2006, 12:16

paintist says:

sorry but you did ask.. here

3rd Oct 2006, 12:17

damn that hayley hunt.

never knew the old old one. amanda lamb will forever be the scottish widow in my mind...

3rd Oct 2006, 12:20

seaneeboy says:

I know! They keep getting younger and younger - tragic, really ;)

3rd Oct 2006, 12:22

swamprose says:

uh, good morning. this is so weird. An investment firm called Scottish Widow? And just how young do Scottish men die? or are they killed off by these women?

3rd Oct 2006, 13:13

scottish men have really low life expectancy - CliCkY

3rd Oct 2006, 13:17

hildegard says:

Scottish men die ridiculously young if they come from the lower income brackets.

3rd Oct 2006, 13:19

damoose says:

it's spooky and morbid, but is it also racist?

3rd Oct 2006, 14:54

Dhamaka says:

maybe the name of the fund is rooted in historical whatsit...

3rd Oct 2006, 15:12

seaneeboy says:

It's certainly not racist - It was set up as a mutual fund to provide for... you guessed it... scottish widows.

It's no more racist in name than the Bank Of England...

3rd Oct 2006, 15:25

hey_hey says:

How can you gys not be loving the new widow? One of the guys in the office passed over - check it out!

19th Oct 2006, 11:39

yo says:

hayley hunt is lovely, she's a family member and i hope she does very well x

12th Jul 2007, 21:10