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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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the biggestest crisp in all of christendom!!

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- i'll take the prize money now, please...
7th Oct 2006, 11:07   | tags:,,,

Dhamaka says:

chipendom even

7th Oct 2006, 11:14

indeed. the photo doesn't even begin to express its superior size. it was truly mahoosive

7th Oct 2006, 11:16

eat it before it goes soft!

7th Oct 2006, 11:29

i wanted to sail to france on it, but the owner of the beast had other ideas. its been eaten.

7th Oct 2006, 11:34

Sprocket says:

so long giant crisp

7th Oct 2006, 11:56

he was loved by all who knew him.

7th Oct 2006, 12:09

SaharaSB says:

Cor ! that looks a beauty !

7th Oct 2006, 12:29

it sure was. sadly, it was a salt and vinegar crisp, so i fear its power may have come from evil sources...

7th Oct 2006, 12:30

Dhamaka says:

good can come from evil too..

7th Oct 2006, 14:33

MaggieD says:

As us girlies can testify size isn't everything ......

7th Oct 2006, 16:36

That sir, is an impressive sized crisp.

7th Oct 2006, 17:01

Dhamaka says:

can we Maggie?

u fu fu

7th Oct 2006, 18:43

JokerXL says:

You might have really tiny hands?

7th Oct 2006, 20:17

paintist says:

monkey has huuuuuuuge hands :-)

7th Oct 2006, 21:02

JokerXL says:

Then it's truly biggun!

8th Oct 2006, 07:20