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we went and drunkened! the first two are my friends, so to protect the
innocent, i will give them coded names. so say hello to narf and neb.

the third shot is of a place called the severn-shed, which was well poncy,
and made me feel like an interloper in my torn jeans and chucks. they did, however, sell drinks that would kill a horse.
14th Oct 2006, 09:49   | tags:,,,

paintist says:

and these drinks also rot the tongue?

14th Oct 2006, 10:00

ummmm, no (?)

they were really expensive (eight squids), but they get you trollied quicksmart...

14th Oct 2006, 10:12

James says:

Turning up to 'nice' bars looking like a Vagrant is a speciality of mine!

14th Oct 2006, 19:24

JokerXL says:

Code names?
My bum!
They're called Ranf & Ebn aren't they!

14th Oct 2006, 21:27

damn you joker! you saw through my cunning plan. ebn and ranf are going to have to leave the country now...

16th Oct 2006, 19:03