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a nice random image to get you started:

i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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i am a winner!
17th Oct 2006, 15:30   | tags:,,,

paintist says:

a winner in life and on the premium bonds, Yay..... :-)

Its ages since I won anything :-(

17th Oct 2006, 15:31

Rhys says:

I have never won on any of mine.

17th Oct 2006, 15:37

seaneeboy says:

Yaaay! Good for you!

I had a bunch of bonds for about 15 years but didn't win once :(

17th Oct 2006, 15:38

Dhamaka says:

Don't drink it all at once ;-P

17th Oct 2006, 15:38

i've had these forever, and this is the first time i've won - my mum and bro have both won a couple of times i think.

17th Oct 2006, 15:42

when i first got mine i won a few times but then not for about 5/6 years, either that or my mum is stealing them and not telling me. :)

17th Oct 2006, 15:42

paintist says:


17th Oct 2006, 15:46

he hee :D

17th Oct 2006, 15:51

i reckon a 100% return on a 10 year investment isn't bad.

17th Oct 2006, 15:51

Euphro says:


17th Oct 2006, 15:56

cheers! i'm thinking about spending it on a trip to teh big smoke.

17th Oct 2006, 16:19

Dhamaka says:

yay! on December 2nd?

17th Oct 2006, 16:47

i was actually thinking of a little earlier than that, but i'd love to make it down for the 2nd as well : )

17th Oct 2006, 16:56

Caine says:

Yay! Congrats!

17th Oct 2006, 17:04

paintist says:

I would love to get a cheque where all those stars are filled in.....

17th Oct 2006, 17:22

MaggieD says:

Ah liquid assets ..... does this mean you are going to buy us all a drink? ....

17th Oct 2006, 17:31

c - thanks!

p - that would indeed make my day :)

m - as long as everyone's drinking tap water, drinks are on me. ;)

17th Oct 2006, 17:32

Rhys says:

Does anyone know why they use a conker thing as the dot on the I?

17th Oct 2006, 17:33

paintist says:

not wanting to highjack someone elses post I shall use yours....Shrigley is a genius...hahaha

17th Oct 2006, 17:41

i'm with you there:

17th Oct 2006, 17:43

Dhamaka says:

if you have spare time while you're down let me know ... hopefully I'll be around..

17th Oct 2006, 18:49

yatesybear says:

Hey speaking of winning everyone - i never win anything and the other day i won a diving course - worth $500 bucks, that's about 200quid. AND i have a morbid fear of deep water, so its like so cool hey!!

18th Oct 2006, 06:18

damn you lucky aussies...

18th Oct 2006, 08:34

jle says:

i won a 100squid from the metro once... for no reason...

must be because i am a damn lucky aussie

30th Oct 2006, 13:31

spongevid says:

i just bought/purchased/i don't know the term some premium bonds. not because of reading this but i was meant to get my arse round to getting it and seeing winnings got me motivated.

now all i need to do is let the money roll in.....*sigh*

30th Oct 2006, 13:40

don't hold your breath :)

30th Oct 2006, 13:47

spongevid says:

haha. i doubt i'll get anything, but it's got my mum off my case that i waste my student loan money on "useless stuff" and that i can't go round spending it.

that and saving type accounts confuse me. and this seems relatively straightforward for my brain to handle just now!

30th Oct 2006, 13:54