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by Xochizlan

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"I had rather be a canker in his hedge than a rose in his grace, and it better fits my blood to be disdained of all than to fashion a carriage to rob love from any: In this, though I cannot be said to be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied that I am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am and seek not to alter me."
- William Shakespeare, _Much Ado About Nothing_

"Make no friends with an angry man; and with a furious man thou shalt not go: Lest thou learn his ways, and get a snare to thy soul."
Proverbs 22:24-25 (KJV)

"The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And even if he is not romantic personally he is very apt to spread discontent among those who are."
- HL Mencken

"Too many people in this gutless world have come under the impression that writers are a race of finks, queers and candy asses to be bilked, cheated and mocked as a form of commercial sport. It should be noted, therefore, in the public interest, that some writers possess .44 Magnums and can puncture beer cans with 240-grain slugs from that weapon at a distance of 150 yards."
-Dr. Hunter S Thompson

"You are a sick, twisted, sadistic, monsterous fuck. But you know, these are your finer qualities."

"I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor-- even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns, I always wanted to be the avenging cowboy hero-- that lone voice in the wilderness, fighting corruption and evil wherever I found it, and standing for freedom, truth and justice. And in my heart of hearts I still track the remnants of that dream wherever I go, in my endless ride into the setting sun."
-Bill Hicks, _Revelations_

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Wins Elf's vote for ugliest thing ever.

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21st Oct 2006, 19:29  


Twiglet says:

It is quite horrible...

21st Oct 2006, 19:31

Xochizlan says:

The worst part is someone will see this and absolutely have to own it.

21st Oct 2006, 22:07

bronxelf says:

I should mention the purple part is VINYL.

21st Oct 2006, 22:20

Xochizlan says:

The pissing contest for Worst Thing I've Ever Seen begins next week. I'll keep you notified.

21st Oct 2006, 22:29

Dhamaka says:


Monster - will you be modelling them?
pretty please

21st Oct 2006, 23:18

Xochizlan says:

I'm going to have to pass, D. When I wear purple vinyl I look like a gay pimp.

21st Oct 2006, 23:20

Dhamaka says:

Now you make me *really* want to see you in purple..

21st Oct 2006, 23:23

swamprose says:

another vote for x in purple.

21st Oct 2006, 23:26

Dhamaka says:


21st Oct 2006, 23:35

Joe says:

wow, thats so bad that it goes full circle past good to bad again.

21st Oct 2006, 23:38

Helen says:

Woah. Don't let the coach seat-covering companies see that, or they'll get ideas...

22nd Oct 2006, 00:34

ElphsHouse says:

Why?! So, so horrid.

22nd Oct 2006, 00:41

KnightlyJay says:

You know, I do "embellishment" work for various designers reputedly from the City. That almost looks like some of the work I've had to do recently. Luckily this is the closest I get to identifying it as my work. ... That sounds like this one is mine. Let me make it clear that I have not done these, but items that are very nearly as ugly.

31st Oct 2006, 01:43

bronxelf says:

It looks like a booth seat from a bad diner.

31st Oct 2006, 01:45