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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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holy shit, it was good. old bristolian rules.

the third shot is the picture that has put me off pork scratchings for
23rd Oct 2006, 11:52   | tags:,,,,

i have always been put of pork scratchings coz of the whole hair stuff, its horrid!

23rd Oct 2006, 11:53

this one was the first of many in the packet. most pukesome...

23rd Oct 2006, 11:54

saw this and just had to go make a bacon sandwich!

23rd Oct 2006, 11:59

bacon i can live with - it doesn't have hair!

23rd Oct 2006, 12:01

paintist says:

oh boy....thank goodness I have never liked scratchings...

23rd Oct 2006, 12:09

hachi.roku says:

its the hairs that make them go down so smoothly :|

23rd Oct 2006, 13:58

JokerXL says:

Aw man, pig-scabs. about a million calories a mouthfull too!

24th Oct 2006, 16:06

hells yes.

i love 'em normally, and i think i may have been a bit hasty in saying that it put me off for life - if i had access to some now, i'd snaffle them

24th Oct 2006, 16:08

jle says:

yeah but sometimes you get the odd one that crunches down smoothly and you know its just pure fatty-boom-bastic goodness... mmm digusting fat...

30th Oct 2006, 13:25