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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"






"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”







"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."







"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."







african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."







"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"



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i don't know what it is....

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.....but i like it.

just discovered on my phone, and judging from the date on it, it was taken
when dad was over....
23rd Oct 2006, 14:12   | tags:,

swooosh thats what it is!

23rd Oct 2006, 14:13

i think nike will be sueing you for that comment

23rd Oct 2006, 14:14

i think i was probably drunk.

23rd Oct 2006, 14:15

what do you mean P?

23rd Oct 2006, 14:17

nike=swoosh. you're in trouble. they've copyrighted the noise

23rd Oct 2006, 14:18

Sprocket says:

Fantastic, just like being on the bumper cars.

Would make a great desktop.

23rd Oct 2006, 14:34

FilbertFox says:

yup drunk.

Has anyone reported bmal to nike for his transgression

23rd Oct 2006, 16:05

shhh i didnt do nofink guv it was a set up 'onest!

23rd Oct 2006, 16:06

i've reported you to nike, and the n-men are on their way now...

please have your affairs in order, mr bmal, you will exterminated at 2200 hours....

23rd Oct 2006, 16:48

im going to be out! :P

23rd Oct 2006, 16:57

doesn't matter - they do it remotely nowadays

23rd Oct 2006, 17:08

nope ! im hinding tonight!

23rd Oct 2006, 17:18

Caine says:

A drunken pub pic! ;D It's very cool.

Rick says: Looks like a bunch of lights moving very fast. I like it.

24th Oct 2006, 00:33

paintist says:

24th Oct 2006, 09:37

JokerXL says:

Definite drunk-pic, they're the best!

24th Oct 2006, 16:08

camera in hand and.... spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin spin, take picture, spin spin spin... STOP! Try to stand still, realise you cant, fall over, feel sick and giggle for 5 minutes and hey-presto - one groovy pic for moblog

25th Oct 2006, 16:44

nasty - i think thats exactly what happened. except there might have been one extra spin before taking the picture :)

25th Oct 2006, 16:44

mrs540air says:

think I would definately have been sick with this much spinning and alcohol

25th Oct 2006, 16:52

paintist says:

boy has maggie got something for you......

25th Oct 2006, 23:53