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how maximo park created everything ever

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We were studying Creation myths in English class, so had to each write our own. Mine was on how park created the world & everything on it.

posted by anonymous
25th Oct 2006, 04:49  

clara says:

Good grief.

25th Oct 2006, 10:30

Bound says:

Dude, that's a bit worrying, but mind-numbingly cute :). Hey, I'd rather the Americans taught this than Intelligent Design. :)

25th Oct 2006, 10:43

clara says:

I read it again and it made me smile...just a bit.Bit creepy though.
Moving swiftly on..

25th Oct 2006, 11:02

Rich says:

haha, excellent. Now do one about how REO Speedwagon control the global air-sea flux of ammonia.

25th Oct 2006, 11:32

hildegard says:

Has all the credibilty of any other creation myth...

25th Oct 2006, 11:54

Rich says:

Well as we all know, on the seventh day, God rocked out.

25th Oct 2006, 12:53

heArtbeAt says:

I thought it was funny. :)

25th Oct 2006, 13:23

ducky says:

I like the 2nd drawing, they all look like the guys, well, pretty much. lol

25th Oct 2006, 13:56

clara says:

Now I come to read it again,I see it could have a relevance.Yes,funny and clever!

25th Oct 2006, 14:39

char says:

what the hell has happened to education??? which english class was this?

25th Oct 2006, 17:03

clara says:

The person who drew this has a vivid imagination..

25th Oct 2006, 18:09

hoolaloola says:

Are you five?

25th Oct 2006, 21:33

heArtbeAt says:

Lukas looks so angry! Hahaha

26th Oct 2006, 21:59

clara says:

Can I ask what the class teacher thought of this?

27th Oct 2006, 10:01

clara says:

And which Park member is that in pic No.18?

27th Oct 2006, 10:03

Rich says:

That's just a random man, Clara.

27th Oct 2006, 10:39

clara says:


27th Oct 2006, 10:49

adrian says:

I think the teacher liked it -- it got me an "Excellent! 50/50".

That is the Ultimate Park Member in no.18! He's so amazing, that they just haven't introduced him yet, for fear of shocking the entire world with his awesomeness into a 12-day coma.

I may have the mind of a five-year old, but still, people tell me I'm 16.

27th Oct 2006, 16:28

clara says:

That's very funny,Adrian,I think we can guess who the "random man" might be.

27th Oct 2006, 16:44

char says:

if that drawing is true to life you have huge ears. not a criticism...just an observation.

27th Oct 2006, 18:13

ariane says:

adrian is a girl

27th Oct 2006, 19:45

LR says:

That was me, got things mixed with another board.

27th Oct 2006, 19:47

adrian says:

adrian IS a girl! thank you, no one ever thinks i'm a girl, yay.

i'm not the random man! no! it's just some random person..that represents "Man", as in all people ever...and I haven't got huge ears! I haven't...mine are tiny..tiny, tiny...

now i'm all self coinscious about my ears, thanks. :P

27th Oct 2006, 23:55

clara says:

I can't quite make out the words above No.18.

28th Oct 2006, 09:33

ariane says:

erm, you're a friend from Han right..that's why I know :P
didn't your sister win a mobile here and whoever it was thought she's a boy?

28th Oct 2006, 11:09

zagafeur says:

Holy shite the legend lives, eh? How are you, ariane? Using the name now...that's good :)

Ad, Ad, Ad. You know I've said it all before, but you fucking nutter.

28th Oct 2006, 12:21

ariane says:

yeah, I'm sick off all the nicknames.
hhhmmm I'm fine yap, you?

28th Oct 2006, 13:43

adrian says:

yes, yes, YES. that was hilarious about them thinking she was a boy- I nearly fell down the stairs, I was laughing so hard.

yes, it's a bit hard to read the text after #8, so in case anyone needs it:
9) "But paul's passionate singing was too much, and lava burst through the dirt."

10) "So archis played a majestic bass line, creating water, which cooled down the lava."

11) "Lukas played a few breath-taking chords, and out came weather."

12) "The clouds from wether transported the water around as rain, but weather brought more than that. Like Lukas, it could be beautiful at times but at others completely terrifying."

13) "Lastly, Tom made Nght and Day with the rythmn of his drums."

14) "With night and day, came the sun and moon."

15) "With all the ban's hard work put together, life was formed."

16) "...Plants started growing..."

17) "...Animals were born..."

18) "...And Man formed."

19) "So finally, they had an audience."

20) "They played a killer concert, and everyone was happy."

the end

28th Oct 2006, 17:30

clara says:

Do you know what I thought No 18's words read:
"And Han fancied"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28th Oct 2006, 18:51

zagafeur says:

Have I ever said how much I love...the idea of you all dying in some horrible accident?

29th Oct 2006, 10:21

clara says:


29th Oct 2006, 10:48

dishevelled jen says:

adrian i want to give you a gold star!

i wanna see a sequel!

aces dude

29th Oct 2006, 17:04

robin says:

have you read her stories, Jen? Now THERES some disturbingness. ;)

I love the 'POP!' haha. And poor Duncan's eyes! Dear lord! Adrian!

30th Oct 2006, 00:12

Bound says:

Now post the story about Barry the Wizard...:)

30th Oct 2006, 18:55

dishevelled jen says:

well i've read the ones adrian has showed me...about the vacuum cleaner

30th Oct 2006, 20:08

adrian says:

haha..which one about Barry the wizard??
dude!!!! How do you even know about Barry the wizard!?

the vacumm cleaner! yes, I'd nearly forgotten about that...poor Michael and his trousers! those are the only ones I've written- how park saved Han, how Tom acquired Betty, Tom/WAS, the one with the vacumm-doll.

30th Oct 2006, 23:54

Bound says:

Aaaah. I know many things... I even have a badge you made reading 'Behold my mighty curl of DOOOOM' or something. You are a very funny person...

1st Nov 2006, 09:12

adrian says:

HEY!!! I'm almost 100% sure I only made one of those for Pauldoll!!!! Ya punk.

like...funny ha-ha or funny strange? cos I think you really mean "funny- like a stalker."

1st Nov 2006, 19:41

Bound(p_bound-at-hotmail-dot-com) says:

Dude, I feel I'm the stalker here...what with the knowing stuff without actually knowing you...And I didn't know there was a Pauldoll!! Excited! It's obvious really...guess how I know who you's really not that interesting. :)

1st Nov 2006, 20:32

zag says:

no longer in exsistance.

1st Nov 2006, 21:21

adrian(adrian_stone14-at-hotmail-dot-com) says:

You didn't know there was a Pauldoll!?? Han posted a picture of Lukas & Pauldoll a while back on the molog.

hmm...could it be HAN???

I think she just died.

2nd Nov 2006, 00:03

zag says:

already dead.

Tapper and Cain (that's reet, aye?) should really stopping being your whores.

8th Nov 2006, 20:49

adrian says:

or they should keep being my hoes, and keith should join them. which is what should happen.

CHRIS, not cain. only tapper is called by his last name.

12th Nov 2006, 00:38