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saturday night party

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stumbled across a party down the road from me, and it turned out all my
friends were there! what are the chances?

- the music-making-rotational-platform device

- a girl whose name i think might be theresa

- the music-tablet-rider

- some girls. tamsin and aurora, the two facing us, had just been thrown out of another party for having a bath.
30th Oct 2006, 12:35   | tags:,,,

paintist says:

all your friends you say? and they hadn't told you.....hmmmm

30th Oct 2006, 12:41

well not all my friends. and they had invited me....

30th Oct 2006, 12:44

paintist says: least the girlies were clean by the time they got to that party......

30th Oct 2006, 12:48

apparently they got quite dirty in the bath, if you know what i mean ;)

30th Oct 2006, 12:49

was it a naughty bath?

30th Oct 2006, 12:53

well, i'm only going on rumors, because i wasn't there (dammit), but apparently it was a fairly naughty bath, yes.

30th Oct 2006, 12:57

SaharaSB says:

looks fun ! the girl in the second picture is gorgeous ! none of my neighbours look like that, unfortunately...

1st Nov 2006, 21:10