by Alfie
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I make things on the web, mobile and in the actual world.
I've done lots of bits and bobs over the years, and right now I'm mostly working on this.
I enjoy speaking about things I like, most recently this. You can email me if you'd like, and I'm on twitter.
,#crazy,#crazy religion,#exorcism,#hilarious,#jesus,#religion,#religious books,#satan
Puddlepuff says:
Please do all of us with neck injury's a pleasure,... and post your pictures right side up!!
:)
OJ says:
A ha ha ha ha ha.
Smite The Enemy And He Will Flee is the odd one out. The cover illustration clearly shows that it's a viking pillaging textbook.
I think Marital Delay is when you wait so long to copulate witih your true-love-waits boyfriend, you realise you don't actually want to shag the sanctimonious f****r after all....
Alfie says:
I like the Power to rescue children from Satanic attacks, I mean, what an *awesome* super power!
OJ says:
Did you see Russell Brand on The Secret Policeman's Ball last night ranting about the Sun reader who wanted Ian Huntley to meet a perplexing metaphysical fate in a voodoo hell dimension?
It was extremely funny (and I don't even like Russell Brand) and in a not dissimilar vein to your post.
Alfie says:
No TV for me - considering the obscene amount of (time-shifted, internets gotten) television I watch that might sound weird, but it's fantastic; I wouldn't choose to watch Russel Brand. Sounds funny though, I guess what Brand does have going for him is that he's able to be completely batty and get away with it because it's expected. I wonder what he'd do if his virtue was under attack; if he only had the power to rescue children from satanic attacks he'd be in trouble.
backwards lamb says:
the russel bran bit of the secret policemans ball was very funny!
i also love the' the power to rescue children from satanic attacs.' it is great!
crickson says:
Oh I love this stuff! There's a crazy Christian bookshop near me - maybe they'll have copies, then I'll have the power to rescue children from satanic attacks too!
i just hank God for the life of these writers especially the dr d.k olukoya
I just fancy mountain of fire ministries i wonder how life would have been if we didn't have firely speekers like Dr.Olukoya
Thanks,
Innocent Ugandan in the middle east.
These guys have a church next to my office. They ignore parking signs, tell people to f*off when asked to not park there, and are in general a rude lot of "believers". Eventually they'll fade away, like the somewhat similar "Children of God" cult.
Dr.D.K Olukoya is a God's General of our time. His messages are inspired by the Spirit of God and it takes those who are called of God to understand his messages.
As for the chap who complained of Mountain of Fire members parking near his office, his comments are not true and he needs to proof that he is not a cultist and an enemy of God. Many neighbourhood where MFM is located sing the praise of the members and their obedience. So let him check on his inward man and then reconcile with his Maker now!
The enemy....no where to be found
Please, can someone connect me to mfm's G O? I really need to see,coz God is really using him. Thanks
You can contact me on 08082517792
How do I order these books....
oh please this cerullo is a son of a ....lets stay polite.all he talks about is money.he prayed for a little girl and said she was healed.three months later she was dead.i dont understand that he still does not have any decency in his body to say openly he is a fraud and moneygrabber.please cerullo dont even go there and attack witches cause you are worse you are satan himself.
