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saturday painting

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on saturday, ellen and i volunteered to paint the two meeting rooms in our
office. we are twats.

- room number one being prepared.

- one of the tools of the trade

- ellen getting down to work

- lunch. yuk.

- room number two ready for action

- of course, we were entirely professional, and didn't fuck around at all :)

you say volenteered? did you get any money or food for free or out?

6th Nov 2006, 14:18

well, we were paid, but only our normal hourly rate. which means the company has saved themselves about £400 on what a professional would charge. and the pizza was free.

6th Nov 2006, 14:20

well thats ok then you had fun got free food and didnt have to do normal boring work!

6th Nov 2006, 14:36

jle says:

he's right you know

6th Nov 2006, 14:40

precisely. it was a lot of fun. i like painting really...

6th Nov 2006, 14:57

paintist says:

something about the new avatar that says 'lord of the flies', hmmmm

6th Nov 2006, 15:57

it is properly evil, isn't it? i love it!

6th Nov 2006, 16:39

paintist says:

been looking at lambcostumes on google now...

6th Nov 2006, 17:37

i think this is the actual mask...

6th Nov 2006, 18:49

paintist says:

oooo smart fella...where was that?

6th Nov 2006, 19:15

paintist says:

its still a bit spooky, but its the blue bow and fluffy costume that makes yours a little scarier....

6th Nov 2006, 19:16

it was here

6th Nov 2006, 19:19

yeah, i'd really like to get hold of a full body suit. at least in time for next hallowe'en

6th Nov 2006, 19:20

paintist says:

PARTY MASK : LAMB - RUBBER MOUTH FREE !!!. sounds even worse now

6th Nov 2006, 19:21


6th Nov 2006, 19:21

paintist says:

re : "yeah, i'd really like to get hold of a full body suit. at least in time for next hallowe'en"

we know a lady who would love to do that....'you don't want to buy one"

7th Nov 2006, 08:49

FilbertFox says:

my hallway/stairs/landing need doing.I will provide pizza beer and cake.

8th Nov 2006, 18:42

JokerXL says:

You painted a pizza!?
Very life-like too!

8th Nov 2006, 22:05

FF - cake?!?!?!?! CAKE?!?!?!?!?

sign me up!

9th Nov 2006, 09:27