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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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waiting for lizzie again

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why am i always early?!?
13th Nov 2006, 18:44   | tags:,,

Sprocket says:

Girls eh? Can't live with 'em, can't leave 'em by the roadside when yer done with 'em.

13th Nov 2006, 19:36

Dhamaka says:


13th Nov 2006, 21:33

Caine says:

Fab pic, Monkey. I like it. :)

13th Nov 2006, 23:25

your always early, for probably the same reason i am i hate being late?
how you ever put up with jenny i dont know!

14th Nov 2006, 09:39

paintist says:

you get there early so you can take pics :-)....are you still painting and decorating, or back to the 'proper job'?

14th Nov 2006, 09:58

sprocket - too true.

dhamaka - hmmm?

caine - thank you :)

bmal - you're right, i'd rather be ten minutes early than ten seconds late. i too marvel at how i managed to refrain from strangling jenny.

p - i've always been doing the 'proper job', painting and decorating i s just on saturdays. might be doing it again this weekend.

14th Nov 2006, 11:21

MaggieD says:

Why don't you arrange to meet her somewhere warm and cosy? ... then it would not matter so much ..... but then again we would not get such lovely 'moody' pics ....

17th Nov 2006, 16:09

i would maggie, but because i'm a gent, i don't really like the idea of her walking to the cinema on her own, sometimes through less-than-salubrious areas.

i don't really mind waiting, plus i get to whinge :)

17th Nov 2006, 16:37