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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"






"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”







"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."







"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."







african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."







"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"



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this turned up at work today...

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a crazy lady sent it to us...
17th Nov 2006, 11:01   | tags:,,

paintist says:

!!!

17th Nov 2006, 11:35

every now and then we do get complaints, but this is the first religious-themed mail we've had in about a year.

its very odd, because our address is fairly difficult to get hold of.

17th Nov 2006, 11:40

paintist says:

I'm glad its hard to get hold of....someones disgruntled mother?

17th Nov 2006, 12:18

there was a letter as well. i think she was just someone who was hoping the RAF might find the civilising love of jesus and quit with the war business.

whilst that would be brilliant, i doubt its gonna happen.

17th Nov 2006, 12:19

midlife says:

It works. You are spreading the gospel of Jesus Christ. You may be an Apostle Paul.

17th Nov 2006, 22:55

JokerXL says:

Are you RAF m_f?
Never realized. I was a "tankie" for 8 years, many moons back.

19th Nov 2006, 08:36

i'm not actually in the RAF, joker, i just do some work for their recruitment.

i basically spend my days dashing the hopes of fifteen-year-old boys.

20th Nov 2006, 11:55

JokerXL says:

Ah, all becomes clear Grasshopper.

20th Nov 2006, 13:58