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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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he moved in on monday night, and hasn't left since.

we have named him flyey, and he's the first fly to ever actually walk
onto my hand and stay there.

he hasn't paid his rent yet, although he doesn't use much toilet roll.
23rd Nov 2006, 09:39   | tags:,,,

paintist says:


23rd Nov 2006, 09:40

don't worry - he's very clean :)

23rd Nov 2006, 09:42

paintist says:

no no no no no...I have seen them up close....not nice you dirty monkey....

23rd Nov 2006, 09:43

he's lovely!

and don't worry, i'm fairly certain i've washed my hands since then

23rd Nov 2006, 09:47

purplemoon says:

ewww... like paintist said, go quick wash your hand! :D

23rd Nov 2006, 10:07

jle says:

you disgust me

23rd Nov 2006, 10:41

but he's my friend!

23rd Nov 2006, 11:23

i love the way you r only fairly sure, you not positive. :)

tie a string to him! take him for a walk?

23rd Nov 2006, 13:43

bmal - like i said, fairly certain. i wouldn't like to commit to anything.

23rd Nov 2006, 13:48

FilbertFox says:

don't let bmal persuade you to take your new and lovely flatmate for a walk, the cold will kill him. Just think how guilty you would feel.

24th Nov 2006, 05:50

i haven't seen him for a while, and when i got home yesterday, the window was open :(

i think he jumped

24th Nov 2006, 09:29

FilbertFox says:

jumped and not blogged. disgraceful

24th Nov 2006, 13:49