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a nice random image to get you started:

i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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rooting around last night finding some negatives for a certain brother o'
mine, and remembered the covers i put on all my neg files at uni.

i'm well arty, me.
23rd Nov 2006, 09:41   | tags:,,

Euphro says:

Very zeitgeisty :D

23rd Nov 2006, 10:38

Uber Spy says:

Hehe. I remember doing that to every diary I ever owned at High School. So funny seeing the progression from 'Kurt Cobain lives!' in grade 8 to something more 'mature' in grade 12. Lol! :)

23rd Nov 2006, 11:06


only five years ago i thought 'starfucks' was the height of wit.

EDIT: shit, THREE years ago

23rd Nov 2006, 11:22

540air says:

At a glance in the thumbnail, I thought the "starfucks" bit was an advertising pitch for the coffee people, d'oh!!

23rd Nov 2006, 12:00

Uber Spy says:

Oops. I won't tell if you won't :)

23rd Nov 2006, 12:56

deal :)

23rd Nov 2006, 13:14

paintist says:

ehmmmm has your glamorous assistant managed to catch you jumping yet?

23rd Nov 2006, 13:26

hopefully this lunchtime. i'm trying to think of something original though.

we'll see :)

23rd Nov 2006, 13:30

paintist says:

and a story?

23rd Nov 2006, 13:30

i've already done two, i don't think i can muster another.

again, we'll see...

23rd Nov 2006, 13:32