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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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remember a while back when mr p came to visit me?

remember we were 'mugged' for 3 squids to pay a copper turtle?

well here is the thing in real life....

a man called sami makes them, and whilst he's a lovely guy, he also a dirty

some of the stories he told us would make your teeth itch...
27th Nov 2006, 11:57   | tags:,,,,

even the false ones?

27th Nov 2006, 12:38


it was pure filth, what he was coming out with...

27th Nov 2006, 12:42