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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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seen in the old duke on friday.

i laughed my cock off...
27th Nov 2006, 12:03   | tags:,,

i'm glad the public have been informed

27th Nov 2006, 12:37

i looked for a man in a silly hat, but could find none...

27th Nov 2006, 12:42

pandairo says:


27th Nov 2006, 15:59

JokerXL says:

I hear a Welsh accent in that, for some reason.

27th Nov 2006, 17:10

i know what you mean, joker. although it works just as well with a thick somerset accent! :)

27th Nov 2006, 17:24

JokerXL says:

I'll be passing your way tomorrow night m_f, on my way to Plymouth.

27th Nov 2006, 17:25

paintist says:

I'm with's the use of the word proper that makes it sound welsh somehow...

27th Nov 2006, 17:25

its deffo welsh if you roll the 'r' in moron too :D

how close joker?

27th Nov 2006, 17:26

JokerXL says:

Dunno yet, Still in Belgium at the moment, Tunnel tonight, Corby first thing, run up to Leicester, back to Corby, then head South East, drop me a text, Paintist's got my number.

27th Nov 2006, 17:28

will do

27th Nov 2006, 17:29

paintist says:

I cant find it joker....all my addresses and numbers were wiped when my phone went kaput :-(

27th Nov 2006, 17:59

JokerXL says:

Sorted P.
Sorry about your phone.

27th Nov 2006, 19:17

the welsh can't say queer, there's no q in the language

28th Nov 2006, 20:01

rumanchu says:

I want a gay hat.

29th Nov 2006, 00:41

I saw that hat bumming another hat, but it might be Bi.

2nd Dec 2006, 10:30

FilbertFox says:

hats are neither gay nor straight, they are clearly asexual

2nd Dec 2006, 16:50