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Don't Be Influenced By Us!

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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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29th Nov 2006, 09:12   | tags:,,

swamprose says:

yes. ufo. and be nice when they come out.

29th Nov 2006, 10:07

paintist says:

Swamprose, he would probably kill them the minute he shook hands......

29th Nov 2006, 10:09

thanks to you, p, everyone on moblog now thinks i'm excessively hairy, have filthy hands, and a drink problem.


29th Nov 2006, 10:10

swamprose says:

so what's wrong with furry guys who have a fly for a pet and have been known to drink a lot?

29th Nov 2006, 10:14

paintist says:

what are you saying monkey ? are you saying that your MOTHER TELLS FIBS!?!

29th Nov 2006, 10:27

thank you swamprose, my sentiments exactly.

p - of course not ;P

29th Nov 2006, 10:44