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"I had rather be a canker in his hedge than a rose in his grace, and it better fits my blood to be disdained of all than to fashion a carriage to rob love from any: In this, though I cannot be said to be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied that I am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am and seek not to alter me."
- William Shakespeare, _Much Ado About Nothing_

"Make no friends with an angry man; and with a furious man thou shalt not go: Lest thou learn his ways, and get a snare to thy soul."
Proverbs 22:24-25 (KJV)

"The most dangerous man, to any government, is the man who is able to think things out for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane and intolerable, and so, if he is romantic, he tries to change it. And even if he is not romantic personally he is very apt to spread discontent among those who are."
- HL Mencken

"Too many people in this gutless world have come under the impression that writers are a race of finks, queers and candy asses to be bilked, cheated and mocked as a form of commercial sport. It should be noted, therefore, in the public interest, that some writers possess .44 Magnums and can puncture beer cans with 240-grain slugs from that weapon at a distance of 150 yards."
-Dr. Hunter S Thompson

"You are a sick, twisted, sadistic, monsterous fuck. But you know, these are your finer qualities."

"I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor-- even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns, I always wanted to be the avenging cowboy hero-- that lone voice in the wilderness, fighting corruption and evil wherever I found it, and standing for freedom, truth and justice. And in my heart of hearts I still track the remnants of that dream wherever I go, in my endless ride into the setting sun."
-Bill Hicks, _Revelations_

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Six Jones Soda Co. 2006 holiday sodas. From left to right, Sugar Plum, Apple
Pie, Key Lime Pie, Cherry Pie, Banana Cream Pie, and Blueberry Pie.
3rd Dec 2006, 17:53   | tags:,,,


bronxelf says:

I still think you should have gotten the Thanksgiving ones. Mashed potato and gravy... Turkey... stuffing... cranberry sauce...

3rd Dec 2006, 17:55

silar31 says:

The Apple Pie and Key Lime Pie ones actually sound quite good, Banana Cream pie gets a large WTF, and as for blueberry - ALL yours. I feel about blueberry approxximately the same way b'elf feels about anise & vanilla.

3rd Dec 2006, 18:05

bronxelf says:

That's okay. I will take all your theoretical blueberries.

more for me.

3rd Dec 2006, 18:06

Xochizlan says:

Elf, perhaps if you're very nice I will share bleuberry pie goodness with you. :)

3rd Dec 2006, 18:08

bronxelf says:

I dont much care for soda. I will only have a sip.

And then I will make blueberry ice cream. And there will be glee.

Glee, I tell you. Dammit.

3rd Dec 2006, 18:10

Joe says:

PIE!? in a DRINK!??...holy crap, thats genius.

3rd Dec 2006, 18:15

bronxelf says:

Shall we get you a pack of them, then?

3rd Dec 2006, 18:51

anathemad says:

What no Vanilla?

*ducks and hides from Belf*

4th Dec 2006, 02:29

yourhermione NLI says:

*cries cuz she wants the key lime pie*

4th Dec 2006, 13:23