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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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courtesy of ben's k800i. thanks ben!

- me doing a swear.

- a pig that looks just like beezer (i reckon)

- a demon cow!

- the black draught, for sick animals.

- cowdrink. mmm, cowdrink

- a ingenious apple-picking-up-device. this is a photo of a photo

- i seem to be having some trouble blogging...

- me, ellen and ben did our hair nice....

Benos says:

I like the photo that I took at the top of you making a swear.

5th Dec 2006, 11:54

i took that photo, people. benos is a poophead.

5th Dec 2006, 12:01

Joe says:

You took it no handed MF?, I smell a rat :)

5th Dec 2006, 12:06

the phone is on the table, on a self timer. it took about five attempts.

i say again, benos is a poophead

5th Dec 2006, 12:10

Benos says:

He's lying I took it from under a glass table

5th Dec 2006, 12:11

Sprocket says:

Beezer, Beezer, Beezer . . . oh no, it is a pig afterall.

That cow looks well scary, give him some cowdrink quick.

5th Dec 2006, 13:32

beezer pig! beezer pig! beezer pig!

demon cow! demon cow! demon cow!

looks like a lot of fun was had and all that!

5th Dec 2006, 13:51

indeed it was. we all had crazy cheese dreams that night...

5th Dec 2006, 14:07