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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"






"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”







"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."







"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."







african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."







"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"



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i know its not one on its own, but i like the arrangement they made.

on their own, i might add.
12th Dec 2006, 16:28   | tags:,,,,,,

Alfie says:

Searching for a Goatse that just isn't there...

12th Dec 2006, 16:41

Dhamaka says:

poor gloves - reaching and reaching to no avail

12th Dec 2006, 16:47

sistine chapel, unskilled labour stylee

alfie - you're gross

12th Dec 2006, 17:04

How do you keep finding these gloves? They need to put an ad on tv informing people how easy it is to lose your gloves.

13th Dec 2006, 10:58

there are gloves all over the place. i'm amazed you don't see more...

i've actually started turning gloves down for not being interesting enough...

its because you drive everywhere, bedminster-boy

13th Dec 2006, 12:35

anonymous says:

How funny, bet he got tired of work, dropped the gloves and headed for a pint!!!

13th Dec 2006, 12:39

too right. it was raining at the time, and there was a pub about 30 seconds away, so i'd say that was a definite possibility :D

13th Dec 2006, 12:57

They look like they are about to shake, fantastic find.

13th Dec 2006, 20:35