moblog uk

Don't Be Influenced By Us!

by monkey finger

user profile | dashboard | imagewall

« older newer »

GO TO 10

a nice random image to get you started:

i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

web counters


i told a funny joke once...

Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike License

Search this moblog

Recent visitors


(viewed 1670 times)
Bookmark and Share
this weekend, i went down to paignton in devon to photograph my friend
becky's wedding. i was the only photographer, and i was bricking it.

i was using a borrowed camera, and i didn't know anyone there apart from one friend from school and the bride, who was busy, obviously.

i will be blogging some pictures fairly soon, once they're off the camera,
but for now you can get by with this picture of my b+b room. please note
ellen-monkey (as i have now dubbed her) sitting on the window sill.

the second picture was taken as i was wandering the streets of paignton at 4 in the morning stressed out of my tree the night before the big day. it made me chuckle enough to allow me to finally get some sleep.

i have a monkey that looks almost exactly like 'ellen monkey' but he has a hat and scarf on!

18th Dec 2006, 13:47

ellen-monkey wears a bow tie and nothing else. i think she's a stripper.

18th Dec 2006, 13:48

Thats quite expensive for a woody isn't it? I like your duvet cover, very modern for a Devon B&B; bay.

18th Dec 2006, 13:52

but ben, it is a large woody.

the small one was £29.99

18th Dec 2006, 13:54

Its a waste of time getting the small woodie, the gert lunker is the only way to go.....

18th Dec 2006, 13:56


18th Dec 2006, 14:08

paintist says:

stressed because of the responsibility? how did the pics look? ok?

18th Dec 2006, 15:51

yeah, stressed because i was the 'official' photographer. i was the only one allowed to shoot during the ceremony, for example.

very scary. the photos look pretty good, to be honest, but thats only on the camera's screen. we'll see how they look in RL soon...

18th Dec 2006, 16:16