by Puddlepuff
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Puddlepuff says:
Hang on to your seat,... now It's going to be hilarious :)
Take it away MF!!
monkey finger says:
its not very funny. but here goes...
a man is travelling around north america, and he goes to visit a native american reservation.
when he arrives, he is met by a young boy. the boy tells him of a great old wise man who lives in the village, who knows everything there is to know, and who never forgets anything.
'that doesn't sound very likely' thinks the traveller, and goes to meet the old wise man, to try and test him.
'HOW!' says the wise man, raising his hand as the traveller approaches.
'ooh, hello. um, the boy tells me you know everything...'
'yes, i do. ask me any question'
'umm, ok. who won the 1955 oscar for best actor?'
'ernest borgnine for marty'
'who's cooler - ninjas or pirates?'
'pirates, obviously'
'what's my birthday?'
'April 19th, 1954'
'damn, you do know everything...ok, here's a teaser - who won the 1964 FA Cup final?'
'easy - west ham. they beat preston north end 3-2'
'thats amazing!' cries the traveller, leaves the old wise man some money and goes away.
many years later, the same traveller is in the same area of america, and decides to visit the old wise man.
as he gets closer he decides to use a bit of native american lingo, and raises his hand.
'HOW!' he says..
the old man lifts his head and says: 'ronnie boyce, diving header, 91st minute.'
nige says:
hahahahahahah! i'm laughing at your responses. just caught this....heee.
There was no immediate response from North America because we were all sound asleep... I hadn't heard this before... hahahaha
Puddlepuff says:
HaHa,.....
(ttook a while to kick in) (but I get it now)
HaHa,....!!
hehe, didnt get joke at first until i read comments, good one though. =)
