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so you wanna see what i'm seeing? this is what i'm seeing, unless someone else stole my phone. then you're seeing what they're seeing. maybe they'll even call you from my phone. would you answer? i wouldn't. who knows? it might be me!

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Ummm..... Ooh! New contest!

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OK, here we go - and no, I don't know the answer to this, but I want to know what YOU think this guy does for a living, what his personal life is like, how he feels about cars - give me a brief life story, based on his transportation choices. I'm searching for creativity, without being stupid. Have at it!
30th Aug 2004, 23:33  


ookiine says:

Is he a gigolo?

30th Aug 2004, 23:44

Again, I don't know the answer. I'm just looking for stories.

30th Aug 2004, 23:54

minijaxter says:

He is the top seller at Mary Kay Cosmetics. They decided that the pink cars were too much for a guy so they gave him a blue car with roses. He has a wife and two kids and dog. He is actually a car enthusiast but since his wife got laid off they were unable to afford two cars and since work paid for this one he gladly accepted. :)

31st Aug 2004, 00:46

firepile says:

He didn't do that to his own car, it's the graffiti of the local kids. Only they got to feeling bad about painting up everyone's cars so they decided to at least do it with pretty flowers.

31st Aug 2004, 01:00

the mary kay one was pretty good... firepile, you gotta try harder than that.

31st Aug 2004, 02:45

firepile says:

Sigh, it's late and I'm still working. I can't be expected to be witty too!

Maybe his wife painted his car like this to mark her territory. What chick is going to hit on a guy who drives that? He's probably a male model or a bodybuilder, and this was her best defense against his repeated infidelities!

31st Aug 2004, 06:33

Alfie says:

"some people say to me : 'Klaus? Why the flowers?' and I 'aff to say, becaws dey are beautiful!' Simple no? In my business as Male model superstar and international war protester, it ees important for me to always show the symbol of life, the symbol of the world as it might be without destructive mens, and for me, flowers is they key."

31st Aug 2004, 07:40

i have to admit, i feel like i'm doing this contest for the laughs :) minijax is a solid story, and alfie's just making me laugh out loud. firepile... well... keep on trying. ;)

31st Aug 2004, 15:40

Alfie says:

"Ant dere I was; eemagine, Klaus in nothing but my wonderful floral print pants from prada, walking strait out off dey damn beelding. I make it clear when I takes the new job : "If you want Klaus, then you must haff dey flowers, efferywhere for sure" Again, dey do not so for this time Klaus will not work, not unteel it is for real that dey flowers are for me? Effrywhere."

31st Aug 2004, 16:09

"Thanks for taking me out to the car show last night, darling. The sex afterwards was amazing. Please accept this bouquet of Buicks. Keep it up and next time you might get a long-stem roadster...."


31st Aug 2004, 16:23

My stomach hurts from laughing at Alfie... Laszlo, that's a great quote. Alfie is far and away in the lead, though. :)

31st Aug 2004, 18:42

minijaxter says:

ooh boy alfie is a tough act to follow... too funny

1st Sep 2004, 00:07

slinka says:

If you Ctrl-A that, you totally see the naughty bits hidden in the roses.

1st Sep 2004, 01:25

slinka says:

I bet you all just tried it too. SUCKERS! :P

1st Sep 2004, 01:25

Alfie says:

*Klaus slaps the dude.

1st Sep 2004, 11:25

minijaxter says:

heh the only thing funny that keeps coming to mind is "I feel pretty... oh so pretty..."
and thats not really funny...

1st Sep 2004, 19:40

yeah i find it hard to breathe when there's a lot of pink in my face, too.

2nd Sep 2004, 15:18

EC says:

The car's current owner/occupant is a former botanist who fell on hard times. He now lives in his car and misses the blooms with which he worked for so many years, so to compensate he decorated his new home to make him feel like he is still performing in his chosen profession - you could say his car rose to the occasion . . .

6th Sep 2004, 05:54

Dude says:

Damn you Slinka. I should finish reading the comments before I do things.
That car is from Hell. Its Satans car.

8th Jun 2008, 18:00

Dude says:

*rolls with the slap*
too much pink..... can't..... breathe...

8th Jun 2008, 18:01