The Damndest Thing

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Pictures makes me feel as if the nature of my alcoholism and insanity have occasionally been captured. I don't know if anyone who sees this will approve, or if they'll find it even worse than dead baby pictures.
Fascinating? Horrifying? Boring as fuck? Not that fucking is boring.
Hey... you came here. If it's just a fucking table, it's just a fucking table. If it's my mental ejaculate and it pisses you off, piss off.

Why the HELL would you want to know more?
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Soothing for the puffy eyes.
2nd Sep 2004, 19:37  


molly says:

Hello Melinda! I've just been reading about collagen and the like on your blog - I have the same problem, so thank you for offering an (affordable!!) solution.

Mat gets points, too, 'cos he directed me there after remembering what I was complaining baout last night. Now, if I could just find someone to write this essay...

7th Sep 2004, 00:43

Evil Tim says:

And so................?

7th Sep 2004, 22:21

Awk says:

And what the ****does this have to do with any thing.

on topic please, no need to be rude.

9th Sep 2004, 12:51

Melinda says:

Have you read my paragraph to the left, Awk?

Do I look like I'm particularily concerned with how much my pictures might entertain you?

I don't ****in' think so.

10th Sep 2004, 15:26

molly says:

Especially since Mr Awk over there doesn't even seem to have his own pictures to bring to the party, anyway ...

10th Sep 2004, 15:28

Melinda says:

Aaaah! But is he a gnome?

10th Sep 2004, 15:52

Awk says:

Just the reaction that I had expected.

***cause I'm a big, dancy, panzy man with no pooty moblog of my own***

**dancy dancy**

10th Sep 2004, 18:50

mat says:

Could you be a bit less of a troll please Awk, otherwise I'l have to devise some way to stop you posting to the site. I'd rather not have to do that, but it is possible and I will if you make me. Several users have complained about you so far, and asked me to ban you - so far you're not really giving me any reason not to do that.

If you really just want to abuse people, please go elsewhere.

10th Sep 2004, 18:56

Melinda says:

I'm such an immature little ****er, ain't I?

11th Sep 2004, 02:05

Rich says:

Yeah... thankfully.

Awk, however, is a bit of a tool. Don't forget that you can totally delete the fuck out of any comments on your own moglog and absolutely no-one can do anything about it. Trolls are an unfortunate fact of life in this brave new world of ours, but that doesn't mean you have to have their really really terribly clever and witty comments outshining everything else on your moblog for, well, any time at all, really.

Or alterntatively I could just randomly edit their posts to make it appear as if they currently enjoy intimate relations with their uncle and/or a random billygoat. Obviously both options are totally out of their league, but I've been looking for an excuse to play the role of the rogue mod who plays by his own rules but get results. I've got very little patience for obvious fools and have been looking for any sort of an excuse to abuse my mod powers for quite some time. It'll be funny, if nothing else. Or I could just delete these comments until whoever it is plays nice and joins in properly, or pisses off.

11th Sep 2004, 04:15

slinka says:

Did someone say someone needs a spanking? Mel, do we know anyone who delivers those? ;P

11th Sep 2004, 05:12

Alfie says:

please Slink, Awk is entirely undeserving, but I definitely need a rather good spanking.

*have butt, will travel.

11th Sep 2004, 08:53

Evil_Tim says:


13th Sep 2004, 12:57

Dude says:

Mr Awk may need a spanking, I know a guy in the Village who can help us. I could do with a face mask or something, all these late shifts at work take it out of me, and it shows.

8th Jun 2008, 18:11

Dude says:

No, hes a pretty big guy. Think Vin Diesil, but with leather pants and dyed blond hair. I have strange friends.

8th Jun 2008, 18:11

Dude says:

Spank, such a good wholesome word.

8th Jun 2008, 18:11