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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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this confronted me on the pavement outside my house this morning.
25th Jan 2007, 12:29   | tags:,,,

Spike says:

orange tango not poodle?

25th Jan 2007, 12:30

i think it was (late night + curry) x (many, many pints) = pukey time

25th Jan 2007, 12:33

Spike says:

i can almost smell it from here!!

25th Jan 2007, 12:34

JokerXL says:

Frozen barf!

25th Jan 2007, 14:09

Wow that is some effort. Humans are pretty disgusting...

25th Jan 2007, 14:48

there were little drops of it following me to work. all the way. he must have had a few 'repeat' performances as he walked along...

25th Jan 2007, 14:53

thats because i'm well clever, innit.

26th Jan 2007, 11:07

pavement pizza!

26th Jan 2007, 13:53