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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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fortune, madam?

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she scares me.
25th Jan 2007, 12:30   | tags:,,,,,

Uber Spy says:

But can she moonwalk?

25th Jan 2007, 13:15

she does look a little scary she reminds me of the film big.!

25th Jan 2007, 13:19

my fortune said 'things will be good for you' which is the biggest cop out eVOr.

and uber, she couldn't moonwalk, because she had no legs :(

25th Jan 2007, 13:23

Are things good for you? Were your reports good? Did your morning coffee taste good?

25th Jan 2007, 14:06

my reports are always good, benos. you should see them shine, they're glorious.

25th Jan 2007, 14:07

Look at them shine..

25th Jan 2007, 14:25

Sprocket says:

Crystal ball - hmm. . . looks a lot like a tablelamp I bought in ikea.

25th Jan 2007, 14:30

ikea? far too fancy...this was in paignton...

25th Jan 2007, 14:30

paintist says:

I likeee a loteee :-)

25th Jan 2007, 14:42

mouseninja says:

so was she right?

25th Jan 2007, 14:46

well, things haven't been brilliant, but they certainly could be worse. we'll see how it works out, its only been a month.

25th Jan 2007, 14:50

paintist says:

she has nice clean gloves...I trust her :-)

25th Jan 2007, 14:57

Dhamaka says:

I want to learn how to apply eye make-up like that

25th Jan 2007, 21:49

Uber Spy says:

I have that tablelamp Sprocket! *rubs tablelamp; waits...

26th Jan 2007, 02:41