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29th Jan 2007, 15:40  

M says:

My friend made this in tribute :o)

29th Jan 2007, 15:41

buffy says:

Can barely see through the tears :0)

29th Jan 2007, 15:47

buffy says:

*suddenly stops laughing and wonders if refers to comment way down there and if so does that make one an accessory, not like a handbag or anything .

29th Jan 2007, 15:55

Su says:

OMG! You posted it! Sorry everyone

29th Jan 2007, 15:55

Faith says:

*wonders about comment too
*goes for a quick re read

29th Jan 2007, 15:56

buffy says:

don't be sorry , be very proud:0)

29th Jan 2007, 15:56

buffy says:

just my imagination , saw words "oars" "marina" is all :0)

29th Jan 2007, 15:58

Faith says:

Oh yes! Sorry I thought you meant about the doilies. Does anyone still use those?
*wonders if there are any doilies on the raft.
*adds the word 'doily' to the list too

29th Jan 2007, 16:02

buffy says:

*jumps back on raft and rows with renewed energy , just in case.

29th Jan 2007, 16:02

Faith says:

*clings on to raft travelling at what appears to be rowing warp speed
You'll feel that tomorrow you know!

29th Jan 2007, 16:03

buffy says:

Yes we have doilies.We only had room to pack essentials .

29th Jan 2007, 16:04

Faith says:

*makes tea and puts a couple of doilies out
Ooooh they are pretty aren't they. I've left the special silver ones left over from christmas in the bag

29th Jan 2007, 16:05

buffy says:

Just getting warmed up incase you fancy a bit of water skiing when we hit open water

29th Jan 2007, 16:05

Faith says:

But we didn't bring the ski's!
*looks round for substitue ski's
*eyes land on second pair of oars
Could work I suppose...
Have a doily. Oooo that's almost got the same ring to it as have a gherkin.

29th Jan 2007, 16:07

buffy says:

*looks at picture again.
I could knit a nice outfit to match that hat.
*gets out needles and wool for journey.

29th Jan 2007, 16:07

buffy says:

*dare one hope for a doily and a gherkin. Be still my beating heart

29th Jan 2007, 16:09

Faith says:

*wonders if doily wrapped gherkins would be a hit
*thinks probably not
*goes to look at picture again

29th Jan 2007, 16:10

Faith says:

*thinks that style of hat might actually suit him
*falls about laughing again

29th Jan 2007, 16:11

buffy says:

*can't take eyes off picture ,wipes away tears again and tries to regain composure as journey ahead could be fraught with danger and the like.
*goes to have another look

29th Jan 2007, 16:13

Faith says:

*takes deep breath and pulls poker face trying not to submit to the giggles again.
*clears throat and sniffs
*grits teeth
*eyebrow starts to wobble

29th Jan 2007, 16:15

buffy says:

actually it does suit him.There aren't many who could carry it off. Hark at me, I should know better than to make fun of unfortunates on here lest some terrible revenge hangs over me like anything.
lost the plot again.
*sits floating aimlessly in raft

29th Jan 2007, 16:16

Faith says:

Nothing worng with paying someone a compliment.
*sniggers
Are we nearly there yet?
*gets excited at thought of finally buying sewerage coloured t shirt

29th Jan 2007, 16:19

Faith says:

Or wrong even. Nowt at all

29th Jan 2007, 16:19

buffy says:

*comforted by those kind words sets of with a purpose.

Nothing worng in wanting a sewerage coloured tshirt.

29th Jan 2007, 16:23

Faith says:

*gains extra strength from exciting prospect
*rows like a demon
*big eyes
Forecaster says west backing souhwest 8 or 9 increasing get the f*** out the water
Ut oh

29th Jan 2007, 16:29

buffy says:

*wonders who'll get to play the george clooney part.
*stands fearless in the raft wishing there was a wheel house.

29th Jan 2007, 16:32

Faith says:

*sits gibbering in the raft wishing it was a) bigger, b) had a roof and c) wasn't here in the first place
*clings on to soggy doily

29th Jan 2007, 16:34

buffy says:

*goes all misty eyed as loves all the names of the fishing grounds.
Did I say that out loud???

29th Jan 2007, 16:34

Faith says:

Now isn't really the time to romanticize! We'll be capsized and dashed upon the rocks!
*flings hand across forehead dramatically

29th Jan 2007, 16:36

buffy says:

*gets wacked on forehead and suddenly sees danger.
*starts playing "nearer my god to thee, on piano, which is excellent coz could never play piano before raft adventure

29th Jan 2007, 16:40

buffy says:

*blames Canada again for stupid global positioning resulting in foolhardy Atlantic crossing.

29th Jan 2007, 16:43

Faith says:

*wonders if weight of piano is having negative effect on raft's buoyancy
*closes eyes and tries to block out buffy's playing to no avail
*shoves buffy out the way and starts to play The Entertainer

29th Jan 2007, 16:44

Faith says:

*starts to sing 'for those in peril on the sea' in a slightly hysterical voice
If 'the disadvantages' get wrecked/lost at sea do you think we'll have a song written about us?

29th Jan 2007, 16:48

buffy says:

*sprawls on top of piano and
starts to sing.

*piano affecting bouyancy so wonders wether to throw Faith over side as can entertain self on voyage with new found musical skills and knitting.

29th Jan 2007, 16:49

Faith says:

How rude!
*scrabbles round for things to throw overboard.
Doilies? No. Piano? No. Buffy? No. CD's? Hmm

29th Jan 2007, 16:51

buffy says:

ooops missed that comment
We'd better have asong written about us. Do you think the Canadian tour was planned in the full knowledge we would try to follow and therefore buid a dodgy raft and be sunk in amusical way before we hit the Canadian shore , or not.?

29th Jan 2007, 16:52

buffy says:

*sees comment above mine and hmmmmmms also.

29th Jan 2007, 16:54

Faith says:

How dare they! That settles it. We shall conquer the seas and all that if only to spite them.
*thinks plotting horrible ends for others for the sole purpose of gaining song writing material is appaulling.
*goes to look at photo's from other calamities written about to see if a certain person is in the background. Dead giveaway that. See it on telly all the time.

29th Jan 2007, 16:58

buffy says:

*flies down village in car to catch post while we hmmmm a bit.:0)
back almost soonish

29th Jan 2007, 16:58

buffy says:

*is more determined than ever to cross stormy waters to be near you, to be free.
*bloody Rod Stewart getting in on the act.
*post office it is then , float about for ten mins or so.or play the piano

29th Jan 2007, 17:01

Faith says:

*flips coat tails out of the way
*flexes fingers
*stares blankly out to sea for a moment
*starts to play the most beautiful piece ever written... Flight of the Bumblebee

29th Jan 2007, 17:06

buffy says:

sorry was so long, called in at Costcutter and couldn't resist Crunchie and so am typing with mouthful which is very rude I know .
*dabs corner of eye with Crunchie wrapper at beauty of Flight of Bumble Bee.

29th Jan 2007, 17:17

buffy says:

*sits back in raft for an evening of tunes and melodies for the doomed mariner.
What about a drink.

29th Jan 2007, 17:20

Faith says:

*watches buffy trying to remove piece of fake honeycomb from eye

Skipper in the wardroom drinkin' gin,
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!
I don't mind knockin', but I ain't goin' in!
Hey yo, chicken on a raft!

29th Jan 2007, 17:26

*buffy says:

*whips out concertina .

29th Jan 2007, 17:32

buffy says:

*strangely can play instrument at sea when never before on land.
Bit like the piano

29th Jan 2007, 17:35

Faith says:

*whips out nose flute
Ow.
*lays doilies down and hands out drinks
*thinks 'lay your doily down' would be a fantastic title for a song

29th Jan 2007, 17:36

buffy says:

it sooo would
lay your doily down my own true love ,
lay your doily down for me.
or whatever.

29th Jan 2007, 17:39

molly says:

*likes this cruise type vibe going on.
*has used"vibe"twice today and wonders why .

29th Jan 2007, 17:41

Faith says:

Someone beat me to it :o(

Oh, I liked that sound. I plunge away my fears.
The product of my bean kabob is tickling my ears.
Swimming with a seahorse is the hardest thing to do
when you're riding on a sticker and your taco lost its glue.
(The Devil's got a doily...)

29th Jan 2007, 17:41

buffy says:

REALLY !!,
*pats faith on head and says "hush now.never mind"

29th Jan 2007, 17:43

Faith says:

Tell it to the doily,
So fine and pretty

*thinks drink may be going to head once again

29th Jan 2007, 17:43

buffy says:

Poor Doily Jay etc

29th Jan 2007, 17:44

Faith says:

I heard it in the valley,
I heard it in the dead of night.
The warning of a doily
It's eyes burning bright.

29th Jan 2007, 17:47

buffy says:

We were stuck in fast between a heavy marsh,
and our doilies were torn and damp.

29th Jan 2007, 17:50

buffy says:

For the charmer courted me
And she stole away my doily

29th Jan 2007, 17:51

Faith says:

That there was a little ditty to remind all young doily hunters to turn their coats inside out or else the dreaded doily shall attack and eat one's hair (judging by the pic anyway)

29th Jan 2007, 17:51

Faith says:

Go... go... look outside your doily

29th Jan 2007, 17:53

buffy says:

At least there are ventilation holes to allow the hair to breath.

29th Jan 2007, 17:53

buffy says:

Her head in her apron.
I thought her as a doily

29th Jan 2007, 17:56

buffy says:

Do yer think we've done enough yet??

29th Jan 2007, 17:57

Faith says:

Yes. I think we've shown the versatility of the doily quite well there. Shall we move on? Are we near the tree yet?
*looks

29th Jan 2007, 17:59

buffy says:

just coming up to it now.
not done too badly today, distance wise.

I will, before I leave type a wonderful thing I found in a book about t'Yorkshire dialect sithee. It's an old method of counting sheep from Wensleydale and thought to date back to Celtic times. Random I know but fabulous :0)

29th Jan 2007, 18:03

Faith says:

Well, I'll go to't foot of't stairs. Can't wait!
*wonders if bought anything to act as anchor

29th Jan 2007, 18:06

buffy says:

1 yan 2 tean 3 tither 4 mither 5 pip 6 teazer 7 leazer 8 catra 8 horna 10 dick 11 yan-dick 12 tean-dick 13 tither-dick 14 mither-dick 15 bumper 16 yan-a-bum 17 tean-a-bum 18 tither-a-bum 19 mither-a-bum 20 jigger.
I think that is just stunningly wonderful.

29th Jan 2007, 18:09

buffy says:

You did say anchor didn't you????

29th Jan 2007, 18:11

Faith says:

*hurridly adds most of them to list
Oh yes it's brilliant! I shall make a point of counting like that from now on just to scare everyone.

29th Jan 2007, 18:11

buffy says:

*assumes it was anchor , and looks around for something heavy .

29th Jan 2007, 18:17

buffy says:

Or,, we could tie up at the tree and go to yonder hostelry.

29th Jan 2007, 18:20

Faith says:

Yes I said anchor. I think. Who were we talking about at the time?
*sniggers
Ooooh another wonderful hostelry!

29th Jan 2007, 18:20

buffy says:

*sniggers also as hasn't done it today possibly.
We must plot our course not by the stars but by the pubs on route. I realise that may become aproblem when we are out at sea but we shall stock up on booze at the port of departure.

29th Jan 2007, 18:25

buffy says:

*looks back on afternoon and is pleased as has not been very free with knob jokes and rangers bum and the like and thinks there yet maybe hope.

29th Jan 2007, 18:30

Faith says:

Of course. We shall navigate by The Plough, The swan, and The Flying Horse!

Wait a minute...

29th Jan 2007, 18:31

buffy says:

Looks forward to another day tomorrow and wonders if we shall make it to the ocean.
*wonders.

29th Jan 2007, 18:32

buffy says:

.....................waits a minute.....................

29th Jan 2007, 18:33

Faith says:

No it's alright.
*hopes hostelry will be slightly cleaner than last one

29th Jan 2007, 18:36

buffy says:

Oh , right.
*looks forward to night of drunken revelry but hopes doesn't fall into river on way back to raft later on

29th Jan 2007, 18:37

Faith says:

*doesn't worry about falling into river as long as raft is still there
*hands keys for raft to valet

29th Jan 2007, 18:39

buffy says:

*wishes had worn something other than flip flops ,jeans torn off below knee and tshirt with "Don't F**k With Me " on front.

29th Jan 2007, 18:50

buffy says:

*wakes up with headache and cold, damp sensation.
*Sees is lying in raft with legs dangling over in river.

roond an' roond
then they talks and sumtahmes sing
grand oad fiddler! wheea can beat
times like thine is despert greeat

laugh an' dance an' shoot an' sing!
This is t'daay ti hae yer fling
keep t'oad plaay up ivv'ry year
nowt else like it , we're all seear

all you lads at's leeakin' on
tak yer to'ns- git t'jackets on!
deea like t'oad-uns- keep it up:
when it's ower'd fill yer cup.

*vows never to drink again.


30th Jan 2007, 08:44

buffy says:

*catches sight of reflection in water and hopes for time to go and get hair proceedures before arduous journey.
*will hang about for 30mins or so and then be ready to set sail again by about 3ish if not before:0)

30th Jan 2007, 12:48

Faith says:

*wakes up with headache and what sounds like a cat in trouble
*realises it's actually buffy singing
*vows never to let buffy drink again
*wonders why one's 'if you can read this the b**** fell off' t shirt is now on back to front

30th Jan 2007, 12:49

buffy says:

*shuffles feet and looks over there.

So, as I say going but will be back ,one of those weeks .

*vows never to make vow of never to drink again.

30th Jan 2007, 12:54

Faith says:

*wonders what wondrous things will be done to hair this time
*waits for explanation

30th Jan 2007, 12:56

buffy says:

I gets bored with it you see so as the seasons change so does the colour :0)
not sure what this time, have had many but still afew to go at. It grows all unnecessary after a certain length so has to be sorted.
*almost asks if Faith is going anywhere nice this year and hasn't the weather been cold but thinks better of it.:0)

30th Jan 2007, 13:01

buffy says:

*if thinks on will pop on pic of new hair if not too distubing.

30th Jan 2007, 13:03

Faith says:

*wonders who think is
*gets very very very confused and has to lie down again

30th Jan 2007, 13:08

buffy says:

sorry :0) yorkshire-ism.
To think on-- to remember.
eg. "think on now , don't forget to feed the gerbil before vacating the premises.

30th Jan 2007, 13:11

Faith says:

Yes thank you for adding new depths to my confusion

30th Jan 2007, 13:17

buffy says:

Always a pleasure ;0)
anyway ,I'm going now , but will return , don't leave without me will you ?

30th Jan 2007, 13:19

buffy says:

*thinks.
Is pleased to have caused confusion as self is usually one confused on moblog.

30th Jan 2007, 13:20

Faith says:

*sits down to ponder
*wonders what to ponder
You'll have to shout me when you get back... I may have wandered off to look at an interesting bug...

30th Jan 2007, 13:35

buffy says:

*shouts
How was the bug

30th Jan 2007, 14:54

Faith says:

*wanders back clutching matchbox
Ooooooooo
*looks at hair

30th Jan 2007, 15:03

Faith says:

Perhaps the Ranger ranged too far and fell off...

30th Jan 2007, 15:09

buffy says:

*wonders what buffy will say

30th Jan 2007, 15:09

Faith says:

*also wonders what buffy will say

30th Jan 2007, 15:12

Faith says:

*taps foot
*taps matchbox
Yep still alive...

30th Jan 2007, 15:18

Faith says:

*wanders over there to watch Borneo Steve film a documentary about the great crested mesopotamian earwig

30th Jan 2007, 15:25

Faith says:

Aaaaall by myyyyself
Don't wanna beeeeeeeeeee
All by myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyself
Anymore

30th Jan 2007, 15:48

Faith says:

*hopes nothing unfortunate has befallen buffy
*moves round to get better view of BS's ars... err the earwig

30th Jan 2007, 16:00

buffy says:

*runs back out of breath full of apology for lateness and everything and wonders who put comments up using my name back there.
*wonders if it was Faith.
COOOooooooeeeeeee, did you miss me ??

30th Jan 2007, 16:10

Faith says:

*big eyes
*looks up at comments
Was not me.
*wonders who it was now
Oh the confusion!

30th Jan 2007, 16:12

buffy says:

I only did as far as 13.20 and one above
*what a strange afternoon this is turning out to be.

30th Jan 2007, 16:14

buffy says:

*thinks
as is usual , someone is trying to confuse me.

30th Jan 2007, 16:16

Faith says:

Tried and failed at least. Although I do have to admit that I did wonder what the hell you were going on about. But it wasn't you.

Perhaps it's the fiend of the fell.
*get's blunderbuss out

30th Jan 2007, 16:19

Faith says:

I'll's not be tekken aleeve I tell's ye!

30th Jan 2007, 16:20

buffy says:

It was me at 8.44 and from 12.48- 13.20. Sorry if I confused you with ramblings :0)

30th Jan 2007, 16:23

Faith says:

So who was 14:54 and 15:09?
*wonders
*doesn't wonder for long as has bloody good idea
So how is the hair looking?
*peers at screen

30th Jan 2007, 16:24

buffy says:

Well, it's two shades of red and have left it longer and is spikey ish coz like it looking like have been dragged through hedge backwards. As doesn't do tidy very well.

30th Jan 2007, 16:29

Faith says:

Ah yes I see. Very good.
*wonders if eyeball will dry up pressed against screen

30th Jan 2007, 16:32

buffy says:

*senses someone being silly on here ,and feels should worn said person that I haven't had to slap anyone for a while ,but can feel slapping hand getting warmed up for damn good one.

30th Jan 2007, 16:33

buffy says:

*prises eyeball from screen.
Well, due to prolonged preening session it doesn't leave us time to get too far. Looks like the pub again tonight then.

30th Jan 2007, 16:35

Faith says:

Who? Where? Are they still here?
Behold this momentous occasion as for the first time ever on moblog I hide behind buffy.

30th Jan 2007, 16:36

buffy says:

No. I think the hair may have scared them off. You can come out now. Just to add to my confusion t'internet seems really slow here, or it might just be me :0)

30th Jan 2007, 16:39

Faith says:

*dislikes the sucky plop noise ones eye makes when pulled from screen
Oooo pub you say?
*rubs hands together with glee

30th Jan 2007, 16:40

Faith says:

I'm sure... no I'm positive, that their hair is far more scary.
*sniggers

30th Jan 2007, 16:41

buffy says:

*gives laptop slap for being stupid and slow.

*wonders if "their" means there's more than one or "their" as in belonging to one.
*doesn't wonder for long though .
I'm sure tomorrow will see us well on our journey .We have to be in Canada by Thursday at the very least.

30th Jan 2007, 16:50

Faith says:

Their as in the latter.
*tries to figure out if the Canadian tree is very far away or just very small. Hmm...

30th Jan 2007, 16:55

buffy says:

*looks at Canadian tree and hopes it's the latter.
*wonders if we are nearer than first thought.
*hopes so .
*wonders if Canadian authorities have been alerted over oars.

30th Jan 2007, 16:59

Faith says:

*gets binocpeculiars out
Forget the oars... I see a beaver!

30th Jan 2007, 17:01

buffy says:

Anyone we know ???

30th Jan 2007, 17:06

Faith says:

Can't quite see. Doesn't look familiar

30th Jan 2007, 17:09

Faith says:

Oooo that sounded very bad reading back. I meant to say 'They don't look familiar'.

30th Jan 2007, 17:11

buffy says:

*Gets out binocliers from pocket.
I have a beaver spotting book here if it's any good. Shows all the different types and colours.

30th Jan 2007, 17:13

buffy says:

That probably doen't sound much better .

30th Jan 2007, 17:14

Faith says:

*peers harder
Well I can't tell you much except it's quite big, furry, and has huge teeth.

30th Jan 2007, 17:18

buffy says:

Male then probably, or not.

*prepares to hit laptop with sledgehammer to make it speed up.
I should give that beaver a wide berth if I were you.
It doesn't look too happy ata all.

30th Jan 2007, 17:20

Faith says:

*decides might poke it with a stick once we get over there
Angry beavers. Well that would be a sight worth seeing! I hear they eat them covered in tree sap over there too

30th Jan 2007, 17:22

Faith says:

*thinks talking about poking and eating beavers may be rather dodgy

30th Jan 2007, 17:23

buffy says:

*wonders if Canadian adventure will give us chance to dressup like backwoodsmen in Davy Crockett hats and big silly snow shoes, or would we get looks from people on the streets of Toronto.

30th Jan 2007, 17:24

buffy says:

*thinks talking about poking and eating beavers could be dodgy .
*rummages in pocket for knob.

30th Jan 2007, 17:26

Faith says:

*does not care about getting funny looks.
I for one want the 'authentic' canadian experience! First stop over there will be to buy padded checked shirts and aforementioned hats.

30th Jan 2007, 17:28

buffy says:

*gives self big f**k off slap

30th Jan 2007, 17:28

Faith says:

Ooo I'm not sure giving the knob to the beaver would bea good idea you know. You never know how it might react. Does it say anything in that there book?

30th Jan 2007, 17:29

buffy says:

*jumps up and down with glee and girly giggles .
Forgot about the fabulous shirts.
*feels lumberjack song approaching, or not.
you'll need a big chopper too.

30th Jan 2007, 17:30

buffy says:

*looks in book while realising whole blog out of sync but doesn't care.

Beevers have been known to accept the odd knob here and there but must be approached with care.

30th Jan 2007, 17:33

Faith says:

*thinks about big chopper
*swoons
*also feels song approaching but feels will save it til is standing on Canadian soil. Besides... the canadians are bound to appreciate a song about lumberjacks and the like. Surely.

30th Jan 2007, 17:35

buffy says:

You would thinks so wouldn't you.
*Tries to think of mountie song and can't.

30th Jan 2007, 17:37

Faith says:

Oh definitely.
*thinks that it would be an extremely good idea to pen some lyrics about mounties after spending most of the evening in the pub. The creative side is always more... creative then.

30th Jan 2007, 17:40

buffy says:

Too right. it all makes perfect sense after a while even if nobody else can understand it. Plus , it's easier to sing in tune.

30th Jan 2007, 17:42

Faith says:

Oh yes. You can always reach those previously unreachable notes after a few. And you can tell you're doing a good job when you see the pained expressions on other's faces. That's when you're really getting the emotion of the song across you see

30th Jan 2007, 17:44

buffy says:

Exactly. They lyrics come out with astonishing clarity too don't you think.

30th Jan 2007, 17:46

Faith says:

Of course. I find being several hundred times over the limit enables me to communicate with trees, sing like sarah brightman, dance like no other, and understand what kate rusby is singing.

30th Jan 2007, 17:49

buffy says:

I too have a similar experience .I can speak to and understand the language of the pattern on the wallpaper .I can also fly like an eagle,both the Steve Miller song and the actual aerial activity.

30th Jan 2007, 17:55

buffy says:

just put tv on uktvg2 and beloved Ray is in the Spice Islands learning the skills of the Nuaula people. Does it get any better than this?

30th Jan 2007, 17:57

Faith says:

Ah but has he gone looking for yams yet? That's always the best bit

30th Jan 2007, 17:58

buffy says:

He has facial hair and is pratting about with Indonesian twigs, but no sign of yams yet. Give him time.

30th Jan 2007, 18:00

buffy says:

just cut a notch in some bamboo and is making fire. Got top open abit and can see bit of Mears chest. now cooking prawns. Still no yams.

30th Jan 2007, 18:03

buffy says:

*makes note to turn "if you can read this the b**** fell off "tshirt the right way round tonight
*snigger.

30th Jan 2007, 18:06

Faith says:

The best bits are always worth waiting for. I love it when he prats about with twigs. you can't help but think 'why didn't you take a lighter you fool? You can get about 10 for £1!'

Me man. Me make fire.

30th Jan 2007, 18:07

Faith says:

*looks down at t shirt
*blushes
Oh I forgot.

30th Jan 2007, 18:08

buffy says:

he has just eaten a fruit , which he assures us, smells like amixture of carrion and vomit.
Still no yams though.

30th Jan 2007, 18:08

buffy says:

*wonders if should be worried that DID remember tshirt.
*wonders.

*ears prick up
eeyup a bit of male initiation now , I might go quiet for abit :0)

30th Jan 2007, 18:11

Faith says:

*wonders why anyone, knowing full well that it's going to taste like a mixture of carrion and vomit, would actually go ahead and eat it. Settles on insanity theory.
*wonders if buffy's getting a good eyeful during the initiation thingy

30th Jan 2007, 18:14

buffy says:

well that was disappointing .They just went off into the forest and showed the young men the best trees to get resin from.
Finished now.

30th Jan 2007, 18:17

Faith says:

*is disappointed in ray's lack of yam malarky and makes note to have word.

30th Jan 2007, 18:19

buffy says:

Oh I should.
No yams but has thrill of new CSI Grissom version series tonight :0)
*tries to think of suitable thing to wear fro drinking tonight or wnders wether to stay as is.

30th Jan 2007, 18:23

Faith says:

Oh I should think you'll be fine like that. The shorts allow freedom of movement and air circulation, the flip flops add a comical touch whilst the t shirt says it all really.

30th Jan 2007, 18:25

buffy says:

*stays as am .

What a strange afternoon, but then aren't they all.

30th Jan 2007, 18:26

buffy says:

*thinks.
was going to say same of Faith's tshirt. :0)

30th Jan 2007, 18:28

Faith says:

Yes it was typically peculiar what with imposters and all.

Peculiarer and peculiarer

30th Jan 2007, 18:28

buffy says:

hopes for speedier response from all things technological tomorrow

It's afunny old place but we call it home.
sadly.

30th Jan 2007, 18:39

Messenger's daughter says:

haha.....thats hilarious....sorry...firstly i read it as dollies (thought u were referring to the size of the instrument)....then realised how stupid i was....really suits you Tim!!!

30th Jan 2007, 21:10

buffy says:

*wakes up hoping for confusion free day, looks up and isn't hopeful anymore.
*wonders, size of whose instrument?
*looks down and wonders why self is now wearing "b**** fell off" shirt
but wrong way round .
*Looks at Faith now wearing f**k tshirt twisted to resemble a hat with sleeves hanging over ears.
*wonders a lot.
*hopes we shall continue or journey later.



31st Jan 2007, 08:07

buffy says:

a one two a one two three four........

Far over the snow what are those voices?
(Over the snow)
They sing as they go.
What do those voices (call)

Look out for the Mounties
(Here come the Mounties)
We come ... somebody hide, somebody better hide!

On thru' the hail
Like a pack of angry wolves on the trail,
(We are after you) dead or alive
We are out to get you dead or alive
(And we'll get you soon.)

If you're the one
Better run, better run away
Son you are done
Throw your gun, throw your gun away
Here come the Mounties to get the man they're after now.



On thru' the hail
Like a pack of angry wolves on the trail,
(We are after you) dead or alive
We are out to get you dead or alive
(And we'll get you soon.)

If you're the one
Better run, better run away
Son you are done
Throw your gun, throw your gun away
Here come the Mounties to get the man they're after now.

31st Jan 2007, 08:09

Faith says:

*wakes up feeling a bit chilly. Head feels nice and snug though.
*has horrible recollections of being cautioned for public disorder whilst singing 'Jesus wants me for a sunbeam' with buffy.
Meh

31st Jan 2007, 08:11

Faith says:

When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be a cop in a
province town or county
I thought it would be great if somedy I could be a
Mountie
I wanted to beat up crooks and make arrests because that's
part of the profession
But now I just sit on my horse and tell American tourists the
parliament's in session
I really don't look good in red and my stupid hat flies off my
head in every parade
I'm young and strong and have no fear but now I'm spending
my career in Motorcades

31st Jan 2007, 08:15

buffy says:

I saw that one too :0)
Up early for a change.

31st Jan 2007, 08:32

buffy says:

*wanders off into the morning.
*waves
*wonders if we should devise secret handshake or something so we can tell when pretend buffy and faith appear?
*wonders some more.

31st Jan 2007, 08:41

Faith says:

Just getting into the tour spirit :o)
*sniggers

Every rock band has this guy
Not many people really know why
He's got a cell phone and a backstage pass
He's got a big gut and a big fat ass

He's the big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager

He plugs in guitars and microphone jacks
He makes sure the system won't feedback
He yells "check one" 'til his face turns blue
Don't you wish he could count to two

He's the big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager

The contract says there's beer for free
A bottle for you and a case for me
I'll make sure you've a place to stay
Then I'll eat your deli tray

He's the big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager

31st Jan 2007, 08:41

buffy says:

Oh how sweet, an ode to dear Mr Spade.

31st Jan 2007, 08:42

Faith says:

*wonders also
*thinks it should be relatively easy to tell and will demonstrate later

31st Jan 2007, 08:42

buffy says:

*looks forward to demonstration but really must fly now.
*curses moblog for ability to make late for work.

31st Jan 2007, 08:44

buffy says:

Obviously was going with job description up there, not body mass thing.
*coughs, shuffles feet and whistles.

31st Jan 2007, 08:45

Faith says:

*watches goggle eyed as buffy takes off and wonders why this ability was not mentioned earlier


When you hear that I'm a cowboy and I work the cattle trail
You probably assume I'm big and tough (big and tough)
But the trail's worn me down, I don't wanna hang around
I've just about had enough (had enough)
You see, I like a cup of espresso
And I like to read my people magazine
I coordinate my chaps but everybody laughs
And say they don't like that shade of green

Oh no, it's true
I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know what to do
Oh no, it's kinda strange
I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range

Well I try to eat a healthy balanced diet
But they all eat their brown beans from the can
They all have to smoke about six packs a day
You'd think they was the marlboro man (*gasp* smooth *cough*)
And they don't like to go to see the opera
On friday nights when they get paid
And they don't help me bring in the hanging plants
Every time there's a native american raid

Oh no, it's true
I'm a sensitive cowboy and I don't know what to do
Oh no, it's kinda strange
I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range


Ok I'm done for now :o)

31st Jan 2007, 08:46

buffy says:

A work of pure genious .

Hello, back again, then out again , for a little while , then back again.Sorry, I know this sort of behaviour doesn't help when things get confusing. Tomorrow at least in the afternoon I'm all yours.
*wonders about secret handshake

31st Jan 2007, 12:50

buffy says:

Behold a googled beaver song ,
bask in it's magnificence.
Particularly regarding the number 7

31st Jan 2007, 12:54

buffy says:

forgot to paste . bright red face here :0)
Beaver one, beaver all
Let's all do the Beaver Call!
Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh

Beaver two, beaver three
Let's all climb the Beaver Tree!

Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh

Beaver four, beaver five
Let's all do the Beaver Jive!

Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh

Beaver six, beaver seven
Let's all go to Beaver Heaven!

Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh

Beaver eight, beaver nine
STOP!
(it's Beaver Time)!

Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh

31st Jan 2007, 12:55

Faith says:

If you go to (bear with me here it's difficult)
aitch - tee - tee - pee - colon - slash - slash - double u times 3 - dot - holylemon - dot - com - slash - beaversong

Bless em

31st Jan 2007, 13:01

Faith says:

put a dot - aitch tee em el at the end of that

31st Jan 2007, 13:02

buffy says:

*blinks at screen .
*gets paper and pencil to copy down morse code message. assumes lyrics are of adult nature and unsuitable for moblog.
*or could be wrong and whole thing is wind up.
Right , so, here for 10 mins out for 90 mins back again and will stay for as long as it takes today.
If anyone botheres you ,and I do mean anyone, take there name and I'll give 'em a jolly good slap upon my return,

31st Jan 2007, 13:07

Faith says:

Teenage mutant ninja beavers

31st Jan 2007, 13:08

buffy says:

*looks back with dismay at shambolic spelling.

31st Jan 2007, 13:08

Faith says:

If they fail to answer the secret questions correctly I shall pass them over for you to deal with
*thinks 'god help em'

31st Jan 2007, 13:09

buffy says:

my spelling not yours obviously.
ah , ninja beavers.

31st Jan 2007, 13:09

buffy says:

*wonders what secret questions are.
*wonders

31st Jan 2007, 13:10

Faith says:

The morse code message shall lead thee to a magical place. They remind me of something but I can't think what
*sniggers

31st Jan 2007, 13:11

buffy says:

looks forward to looking on return.
looks forward to unbridled sniggering also.

Sorry to leave again but will be swift and return soon,
*rushes out of door.
They have awhoosy door noise on Waking the Dead you know.

31st Jan 2007, 13:14

Faith says:

*makes mental note to watch solely for noise
*occupies self getting ready for Canada so will fit in and not stand out. Not at all. No siree

31st Jan 2007, 13:17

Faith says:

*tries to decide on appropriate outfit to wear for arrival in Canada, the country that gave us the anti-gravity suit, the dental mirror, bovril, foghorns, potato flakes, gas masks and rollerskates
*starts to wonder if this is such a good idea

31st Jan 2007, 13:55

Faith says:

*worries will come across Ranger wearing anti-gravity suit, rollerskates and gas mask
There's a name for people who dress like that I'm sure...

31st Jan 2007, 14:44

buffy says:

Does it begin with "p" and end in "k" .?
wonders.
Back for good, well rest of afternoon at least.
*also wonders what to wear.

31st Jan 2007, 14:51

buffy says:

Did any naughty men bother you while I was away?

31st Jan 2007, 14:53

Faith says:

No it starts with G and ends in P.
*rummages through assortment of clothes.
Do you think we should go for the Canadian look for arrival? Or fly the flag for British fashion first?

31st Jan 2007, 14:55

Faith says:

Not that I'm aware of however just to be sure....

What do salmon have?

31st Jan 2007, 14:57

buffy says:

We could start with the British look and then go native .
*puts on England football shirt , short skirt with black leggings and doc martins.

31st Jan 2007, 14:58

Faith says:

*opts for shellsuit and high top trainers
Mmmm mmmmmm
*rustly walking noise
Highly flammable clothing is the way to go you know.
*wonders whether to put hair in high ponytail with a 'scrunchie'

31st Jan 2007, 15:02

muffy says:

*wonders if salmon question was aimed at self or not.
*oh, definately with the "scrunchie" mmmmmmmcrunchie

31st Jan 2007, 15:04

buffy says:

Just noticed funny thing, on SL blog , the 2 top pics , it looks like SL is looking up Tim's bum hahahahahahahahahahah.
*ahem, regains composure.

31st Jan 2007, 15:07

Faith says:

Interesting typo there...

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yes I see what you mean. Doubt it's the first time though...

31st Jan 2007, 15:10

buffy says:

*takes word for it.

Are we there yet.?
*jumps up and down in raft excitedly coz can't remember if we're still tethered to tree or not..

31st Jan 2007, 15:13

Faith says:

I thought you were driving!
*clings on as raft sways dangerously from side to side
*has idea and runs off down tow path
Back in a sec

31st Jan 2007, 15:18

buffy says:

*waits.........and watches rustly figure dash off down towpath over there a bit.

31st Jan 2007, 15:20

Faith says:

*returns with small handcart containing an outboard motor and other bits and pieces found just lying around attached to someones boat

31st Jan 2007, 15:22

buffy says:

What a stroke of luck that was.
*busies self getting out bits and pieces and putting them here and there in raft as has not the faintest idea how to attatch outboard motor.
*is relieved will not have to row like a thing possessed for watersking thing.

31st Jan 2007, 15:25

buffy says:

*knows has moaned in past but misses rangers smartarse escapes.

31st Jan 2007, 15:28

Faith says:

*ties outboard motor to raft with several shoe laces
Probably have to be careful with this. It came off a whalloping big boat.

I think he's hiding out of shame

31st Jan 2007, 15:30

buffy says:

*wonders what ranger did to be ashamed of and if it's really filthy.
*is glad didn't say that out loud and only thought it.

I have had THE most wonderful idea, what if we do a bit of extreme white water rafting over Viagra Falls,

31st Jan 2007, 15:35

Faith says:

Now THAT is an excellent idea! Can't wait. As long as it doesn't interfere with the gig going of course.
*fires up motor
*knocks acceleration thingy by accident
FUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuu.......
*see* a swirling patch of water and a small dot disappearing over the horizon

31st Jan 2007, 15:38

buffy says:

erm, shouldn't we have been in the raft just then.? or not.

31st Jan 2007, 15:41

Faith says:

Yes. And I thought we were? I thought it might make it quicker. Where are we now?

31st Jan 2007, 15:47

buffy says:

Oh sorry, Just assumed the small dot on horizon was raft and we were watching it go, :0) sorry .

*clings onto side of raft which is now travelling at a ridiculous speed and is in danger of breaking up, but might just hold out til we need to stop somewhere.

31st Jan 2007, 15:51

Faith says:

*gibbers in bottom of raft and can't hear anything over rustling of shell suit

31st Jan 2007, 15:57

buffy says:

*straps on oars to bottom of dockers and uses Borneo Steve's bungee to fasten self to raft, climbs over back of raft and performs stunning waterskiing programme including electrifying backward flip , using passing orca for ramp.
All of which is lost on Faith gibbering and rustling at bottom of raft.

31st Jan 2007, 16:02

Faith says:

*boggles at buffy over side of raft
*spies land
Oh thank god! Please let it be canada oh please oh please please please
*realises land appears to be approaching rather fast
Oh s**t

31st Jan 2007, 16:06

buffy says:

*hits coast of Canada and travels 2 miles in land ,ending up in the middle of pancake cook off, upsetting a huge metal drum and getting covered in maple syrup.

I've something in my pocket that belongs across my face
I keep it close beside me in a most convenient place
You'd never ever guess it, tho' you'd try for quite awhile
So I'll take it out, put it on It's my great big Beaver smile.


31st Jan 2007, 16:13

Faith says:

*stumbles out of what remains of the raft under the stoney glare of quite a few rather large Canadians
*wonders at the new land
*stands up tall and places one hand on heart

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Pssssssst buffy, they'll never know we're foreign

31st Jan 2007, 16:17

buffy says:

Psssssssssst already ? you've only been here t wo minutes.
I like your style.
*Covers self in maple leaves and salutes.

31st Jan 2007, 16:19

buffy says:

Beavers going into the forest
To get wood, to get wood,
Beavers going into the forest,
To get wood, to get wo-oo-od.

Build dams, yes, we build dams
That is how we use our woo-oo-od.
Build dams, yes, we build dams
That is how we use our wood.

Chopping, chopping, chopping, chopping
Slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping

31st Jan 2007, 16:22

buffy says:

Hi 5's the Canadian Scouting website:0)

31st Jan 2007, 16:24

Faith says:

*looks sideways at buffy
*clears throat

I have great lung capacity
Better than a Canadian Mountie
You can count on me, I am Yak
Milk beef wool and leather too
You can heat your cabin with my poo
Or use my hair to make yourself a cat
I'll carry your bags, I'll carry your laundry
But I won't carry you so don't get on me
Cause I'll toss you off a mountain, I am Yak.
Clickity Clack
Clickity Clack
I am Yak
I am Yaaak

Ta da!
*jazz hands

31st Jan 2007, 16:27

buffy says:

Oh I am seriously aching now :0)And now a little ditty with references to beaver and dear Ray.
or.........
beaver pratting about with twigs.

There's a Beaver in the beaver pond,
And he's swimming all around.
As he gathers twigs and many things
To make his lodge real sound.

Oh, he works all day and most the night,
And he sings a merry tune,
You can see him in the evening light
Of the great big silvery moon.


.

31st Jan 2007, 16:32

buffy says:

*wonders if a postcard would be out of the question. :0)



or not.

31st Jan 2007, 16:34

buffy says:

Look I know I said I would be hear all afternoon but there is a small border terrier standing near me with crossed legs. Will rush there gallop back.

31st Jan 2007, 16:36

Faith says:

Oh I like that one.

B - a beaver, I will be.
E - each one will learn to share.
A - a helping hand we'll give.
V - our vest we proudly wear.
E - enjoy the things we do.
R - remember all we learn.
Work and play and help the world.
Better Beavers we will be.
Share, share, share, share.

31st Jan 2007, 16:38

Faith says:

*waits
*hopes dog wee's fast
*tries to ignore the fact that the canadians seem to be getting closer and sort of... well... growling

31st Jan 2007, 16:47

buffy says:

just needed to get out before setting of the sun .

*doesn't like look of approaching group.

31st Jan 2007, 16:59

Faith says:

Just remember we don't take no rogues ok. Stand tall and brave and think of something to sing that'll scare em away!

31st Jan 2007, 17:00

Faith says:

*goes back to 'roots' (sort of)

Chorus: Hooray and up she rises (3x)
Early in the morning.

What shall we do with a Beaver who's lazy
Lies in bed when the morn is rosy
Won't get up cause he says he's cosy,
Early in the morning.

Take him up and jolly well wake him.
(3x and then the chorus)
Freshen him up with a pail of water.
(3x and then the chorus)
Toss him up in his own two blankets.
(3x and then the chorus)

Thats' how to deal with a Beaver who's lazy,


31st Jan 2007, 17:02

buffy says:

*thinks of obvious then thinks better of it.


31st Jan 2007, 17:02

buffy says:

bless the little beaver all cosy in bed

We're the Beavers at the pond
We work so hard all the day.
B E A V E R S S H A R E.

Gnawing trees and pulling logs
Until our dam is made.
B E A V E R S S H A R E.

Beavers share, Beavers share
We work together till our work is done.

Come along and bring a friend to join our colony.
B E A V E R S S H A R E.


31st Jan 2007, 17:04

Faith says:

There's nowt for it. T'it'll 'ave t' be done!

Anda one anda two andaonetwofreefour....

31st Jan 2007, 17:04

buffy says:

Nearly finished .....

Big Brown Beaver
Came out to see the sun
Slap went his tail
Calling Beavers to have fun.
Out came the Beavers
To join in a game
Then all the Eager Beavers
Went back to work again.

31st Jan 2007, 17:06

buffy says:

Oh go on then

31st Jan 2007, 17:07

Faith says:

It's not working! We'll have to bring out the big guns! In the absence of any instruments we'll have to make our own music. You make a sort of 'ah wocker, ah wocker' noise and I'll try and remember the words!

31st Jan 2007, 17:09

buffy says:

ah wocker ah wocker ahwocker ah wocker "breathes" ah wocker ah wocker ah wocker ah wocker ah wocker "forgets to breathe and has to sit down as feels lightheaded"
carry on on yer own for a bit I'll join in when I get me breath back.

31st Jan 2007, 17:13

Faith says:

*taps foot to rhythm set by buffy

Ok here we go
I heard her in the valley (boom, boomboom ba boom)
I heard her in the dead of night (aaaall right)
The warning of a white hare (come on y'all)
Her eyes burning bright (yeeeee ha)

31st Jan 2007, 17:16

buffy says:

ah wacker ah wacker ah wacker ,bugger this for a game of soldiers.

Careful you don`t catch her (shooby dooby)
Or give her right of way. (doolang doolang)
For she will look upon you, (hey nonny no)
Steal your soul away (like it's 1999)

31st Jan 2007, 17:21

buffy says:

*senses whatever little chance of a postcard just went out the window.but it was worth it
tee hee

31st Jan 2007, 17:23

buffy says:

Yeah , uktv g2
Ray in Tanzania learning how to make poison for arrows.

31st Jan 2007, 17:26

Faith says:

*breathes

Out upon the heather (ah ah ah)
A shadow came unto me (hit me)
Her hair was hanging over (looooordy)
Her face I could not see (scabbydabbydoodoodoo)

31st Jan 2007, 17:26

Faith says:

Any yams yet?

31st Jan 2007, 17:27

buffy says:

Nope.
She ran behind the rocks, (shanga lang)
I heard the hounds cry,(dooby dooby doo)
The image of a woman (dilly dilly)
With head she held up high.(doo wap doo waaahh)

31st Jan 2007, 17:31

Faith says:

For the white hare is cooling (hey hey hey)
She's dancing in the night (wub wub wub)
She'll be out til the morning (oi oi saveloy)
pssssssst is this the original or the fiddles about with version?

31st Jan 2007, 17:34

buffy says:

*is a tad concerned we may run out of all things Canadian to talk about by day 2 of tour.

31st Jan 2007, 17:34

Faith says:

Oh there's plenty yet... we haven't even started on the 'Newtsuit' yet!

31st Jan 2007, 17:37

buffy says:

oh original and best I should say.
I presume if she goes prancing about at night ,any unsuspecting hunter would be out on t'moor with night vision goggles.
Oh behave. I have to stop this now.

31st Jan 2007, 17:39

Faith says:

Well it's all about the version isn't it? I mean if we're going with the original it would be

Liiiiiiiiiiight (wooooooooooo)

But if it was the fiddlededededed about with version it would be

With her eyes burning bright (shaggydoofah)

You see the difference?

31st Jan 2007, 17:44

buffy says:

Oh yes, how observent you are.
I get head ache thinking about it after a while.
I see according to the website , the Folk Awards are to be a "glittering " affair .I hope all things bright and sparkly will be worn.
*jumps up and down with delight , this Ray episode now ,he is in northern Canada can you believe.
Will take notes.

31st Jan 2007, 17:48

buffy says:

Not holding out much hope for yams though.

31st Jan 2007, 17:48

Faith says:

Oh it's like he knows. How clever that man is. I hope he's got his trusty twig in case of bear encounters.

Glittering affair hmm? While ooja kapiff is in wotsit? Maybe that's why they chose that date

*sniggers

31st Jan 2007, 17:50

Faith says:

Perhaps he'll wear a glittery t shirt especially for his radio performance

31st Jan 2007, 17:51

Faith says:

Or something made out of spangly spandex with additional sequins. I hear it's all the rage in Devon you know (for the men at least).

Actually being totally sensible now... do you know what the fashionista's are saying is going to be the next big craze in mens ware?

31st Jan 2007, 17:52

Faith says:

wear

31st Jan 2007, 17:52

buffy says:

Killing caribou and making buckskin yeeeehaaaa.

For some reason "folk" and "glittering" just don't seem to sit well together. :0)
*sniggers
*as hasn't had one for ages it seems
*ponders about lack of sniggers on my part

31st Jan 2007, 17:56

buffy says:

Actually , a bit of glitter glue on the doilies up there and you'r e ready to glam it up with the best of 'em.

31st Jan 2007, 17:57

Faith says:

Glittery waistcoat perhaps? Sequined sandals?

31st Jan 2007, 17:57

Faith says:

*has evil idea involving glitter glue, doilies and upcoming gig
*sniggers
*whistles innocently

31st Jan 2007, 17:58

buffy says:

way behind yer there , fashion you say. No , what is the next thing in menswear. I did read something last week but have forgotten already.

31st Jan 2007, 18:00

Faith says:

Well I hope they're wrong becuse it would be nothing short of sick. Apparently it's leggings. And before you say it... no you wouldn't :o)

31st Jan 2007, 18:02

buffy says:

hopes there are pics of result of evil idea glitter glue doily gig thing

31st Jan 2007, 18:02

Faith says:

*skips off into distance waving cheery bye
May catch you later, May not. Bout 7 ish perhaps.

31st Jan 2007, 18:04

buffy says:

Legging s , yes I do remember now.
I wasn't going to say anything:0)

I am thinking about it quite abit though , typically.

31st Jan 2007, 18:04

buffy says:

*waves
will be here , sadly.

31st Jan 2007, 18:05

buffy says:

or not.
*sits on edge of seat with pencil and paper and watches Ray up to his but cheeks in snow.

31st Jan 2007, 18:08

buffy says:

*wonders if will have time to finish knitting pretty sparkly suit as would be perfect for radio performance.

31st Jan 2007, 18:19

Faith says:

An itchy scratchy woollen sparkly performance suit which would interfere horribly with the fiddling and singing... hmm... would be wasted on radio don't you think?

31st Jan 2007, 19:14

buffy says:

You're right ,as usual. I won't rush to finish it then.
Well, as expected , no yams in the cold, snowbound wilderness that is Labrador. The place , not the dog.

31st Jan 2007, 19:21

Faith says:

Yams in the dog may be a case for Rolf Harris.

Perhaps the sparkly suit would make suitable gig attire? I wouldn't mind one in puce

31st Jan 2007, 19:30

buffy says:

Certainly , I shall cast on just as soon as I have finished the other one. Will need measurements of course
*sniggers.

31st Jan 2007, 19:32

Faith says:

Brilliant! 2 x 4

31st Jan 2007, 19:44

buffy says:

*realises has bought far too much puce wool.

31st Jan 2007, 19:47

Faith says:

Oh thats alright can have matching hat, scarf, gloves, socks and maybe even a knitted muff for special occasions!

31st Jan 2007, 19:49

buffy says:

Most definately ,think how heads will turn as you walk down the street so attired , you will need the leggings for the full effect obviously.
The envy of all , Paris , New York, Milan, London, pah ,they know nothing. West Country chic hits the catwalk.

31st Jan 2007, 19:54

Faith says:

Well obviously because all the best dressed people come from there like... umm... err... ooo... err...

31st Jan 2007, 19:57

Faith says:

We should not judge one by the way one dresses...

31st Jan 2007, 19:58

buffy says:

Certainly not, book , cover , that kind of thing.
Nightime blogging ,how sad are we do you think?

31st Jan 2007, 20:04

Faith says:

It could be worse. We could be wearing hideous shirts and doing the 'rock stance' whilst playing folk music

31st Jan 2007, 20:16

buffy says:

ah but it is kick ass folk after all don't forget :0)

31st Jan 2007, 20:18

buffy says:

oh my goodness . Mears is on (new series)and he's going to be visiting one of the outer hebrides called Colonsay, been there 5 times , it's stunning place, am all excited now, sad person that I am

31st Jan 2007, 20:20

Faith says:

If. You. Say. So.
Kilts and boots could be an idea. Not for us obviously. Would look a bit naff. I mean for them. If they wanna look kick ass that is.

31st Jan 2007, 20:21

buffy says:

inner not outer , got carried away.

31st Jan 2007, 20:22

buffy says:

not sure about kilts , need good legs for kilts. big socks could work though with boots

31st Jan 2007, 20:29

buffy says:

*wonders what funny capitols and full stops thing is all about.
*for awhile at least.

31st Jan 2007, 20:31

Faith says:

Boots and knee high socks
*sniggers
Yes I just watched him doing something rather repulsive with berries. Must away for a short while. Keep notes if he uses twigs or finds yams. I always miss the good bits

31st Jan 2007, 20:34

buffy says:

away for short while meaning for good or back later, ?
*wonders
how funny is that little man with Mears.:0)

31st Jan 2007, 20:37

Faith says:

Funny? Funny you say? It's no good trying to hide the fact that you want one.
*searches ebay for funny little men

31st Jan 2007, 21:17

buffy says:

It's just that everytime he gets something to taste he always says
"mm that's good" :0)

31st Jan 2007, 21:25

buffy says:

He would be excellent as a character in Wind in the Willows or something .

31st Jan 2007, 21:26

buffy says:

Am pleased Colonsay got a mention.

31st Jan 2007, 21:27

Faith says:

*wonders if buffy is feeling alright
Perhaps you ought to get some sleep. You sound a little muddled.
*thinks perhaps she's just p****ed

31st Jan 2007, 21:42

Faith says:

Must dash. One is needed at the altar. Til the morrow fare thee well

31st Jan 2007, 21:46

buffy says:

I AM NOT yet. I am never muddled , everything is in my head in the correct order , sometimes it just comes out oddly.

31st Jan 2007, 21:46

buffy says:

Ooooo a sacrifice , fare well till the morrow then.

31st Jan 2007, 21:49

buffy says:

*wonders if evening on moblog counts as overtime.
*looks into employment regulations.

1st Feb 2007, 07:53

buffy says:

And now, because there's no such thing as too much beaver. Apparently.

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence
Along came lou with the old baboon
And said "recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers
That beaver eats taco bell."
Now rex he was a texan out of new orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis
Now he ain't pissed for a week
(And a half!)
Now wynona took her big brown beaver
And she stuck him up in the air
Said "i sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine .

1st Feb 2007, 08:36

Faith says:

*is cheered by beaver song as is not happy having spent the last few nights camped out outside HMV as 'the end of the month' usually means the end of the month and not the first week of the next one. How rude.

1st Feb 2007, 08:40

buffy says:

and how typical, Just popped back on as forgot to write down ninja link from up there :0)
bye bye for now. Thought you might like the song up there, a cautionary tale if ever there was one.

1st Feb 2007, 08:44

Faith says:

Oh there's a lesson to be learnt there. When threatened by an attack beaver... grab him by the kiwis

1st Feb 2007, 08:55

Faith says:

*wonders where Cressida has disappeared to
*wonders if it's linked to the rangers disappearance
You better not be shacked up in some log cabin in the woods wearing aran knit jumpers and being 'happy'!

1st Feb 2007, 10:24

buffy says:

*must remember to tell Faith that won't be doing night shift tonight as gadding up t'road to Selby to see Wailin' Jennys.
*wonders, as they come from Canada , if it's part of some kind of exchange visit.
*wonders

1st Feb 2007, 12:56

Faith says:

Oooo like those student exchange visits? Yes possibly. Maybe they got it cheaper that way or something
*has visions of them packed into crates in the cargo hold for cheaper air fare
Another gig huh? Lucky you!

1st Feb 2007, 12:58

buffy says:

We are truly fortunate arou nd here that we have lots of little market towns with teeny town halls which get the most wonderful musical turns:0) all within a 30 min drive. Steve Knightley is 20 mins away in May, saw Cara and Sam last September only 15 mins from my door :0)

1st Feb 2007, 13:04

Faith says:

Well share this information in future and maybe more of us can share the joy! Honestly some people are so selfish ;o)

One return ticket to Canada for Cletus McCheese please...

1st Feb 2007, 13:06

buffy says:

Snake Davies , Wilco Johnson Wild Willie Barrett and John Ottway in next few weeks.

1st Feb 2007, 13:06

buffy says:

return ticket? you mean you're coming back?
*sniggers

1st Feb 2007, 13:08

Faith says:

Go to music omh dot com (no spaces) and search for a certain person. Read the track review for TWH. We are not alone!
*does little dance of joy

1st Feb 2007, 13:09

buffy says:

oh and last year just up t'road saw Hayseed Dixie f*****g awesome:0)
*wonders why all SL gigs seen involve 3 day camel hike to get to .
*wonders

1st Feb 2007, 13:10

Faith says:

*laughs in mocking tone
Oh yes that's right... snigger away.
No I get the cheese from the review and thought it could do with a little extra so added the Mc. Have also changed a certain persons name to Cletus. I think it suits him :o)

1st Feb 2007, 13:11

buffy says:

*goes to ohm reads as far as rippling muscles and gets stuck, but gets general drift:0)
We should get more gang t shirts printed you know.

1st Feb 2007, 13:20

buffy says:

*wonder,s on begining of dear little October '06 tour vid , does Cormac(?) say "they're chanting" or "enchanting" or is it something totally different to that?
*wonders why would even need to know that anyway
*wonders

1st Feb 2007, 13:33

Faith says:

Good idea but we don't know Barnaby's size. Never mind.

Ging gang gooliegooliegooliegoolie wotcha

1st Feb 2007, 13:40

Faith says:

Ah. But what were they chanting? Was it similar to the 'Who are ya' chant made famous by the crowd outside the Big Brother house do ya think? ;o)

1st Feb 2007, 13:44

buffy says:

ging gang goo ging gang goo.


I am so pleased the tour is in Canada as I would never have discovered all those delighful beaver songs .

1st Feb 2007, 13:47

buffy says:

I wondered that to, what would you chant at such an occasion ?
*wonders and tries to think of silly chants.

1st Feb 2007, 13:49

Faith says:

But why stop at beavers...


I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear mama
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)

1st Feb 2007, 13:50

buffy says:

I suppose one could edit the old favourite "the referee's a w****r to suit perhaps.
*wonders wether to look for something to hide behind now rather than later.

1st Feb 2007, 13:52

buffy says:

God bless monty python.

1st Feb 2007, 13:53

Faith says:

*sniggers
*gets to work writing new version
I'm still annoyed about the whole 'end of the month thing' you know.

1st Feb 2007, 13:57

buffy says:

*wonders
what end of the month thing ?

Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canadas fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to f**k myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

1st Feb 2007, 14:02

buffy says:

*thinks,
hopes Sean and Kathryn make it to York one day after necessary cancellation of gig last year.
Just remembered that one :0).

1st Feb 2007, 14:11

buffy says:

whittering on and forgot about whole Canada adventure thing. If memory serves we were covered in maple syrup .Admit to not knowing lots of Canadian related stuff.
*wants trappers hat with ear flaps

1st Feb 2007, 14:25

buffy says:

*realises is talking to self ,not for first time etc etc .
*shuts up.

1st Feb 2007, 14:26

Faith says:

The new single release. It says 'at the end of the month'. Well how is the 5th of Feb the end of the month? It's late or they were wrong. One of the two.

Mmmmm maple syrup

1st Feb 2007, 14:27

Faith says:

*wants a chainsaw

1st Feb 2007, 14:30

buffy says:

I thought it was supposed to be last Monday, but what do I know.
Obviously done to build up the tension and excitement..
I have a chainsaw in my pocket here.
Why go to all the trouble of queing at hmv when you can get it online, as I have.
*hangs head in shame at admitting preorder of single.

1st Feb 2007, 14:35

buffy says:

*hands over chainsaw

1st Feb 2007, 14:36

Faith says:

*gibbers with excitement
I can't order online. That involves putting your details in. At least buying in a shop can be done anonymously... providing one tucks enough long grass into hat

1st Feb 2007, 14:43

buffy says:

why do you wish to remain anonymous? you aren't wanted by the police are you?
*backs slowly away without taking eyes off Faith.
*wishes hadn't been so free with chainsaw.

1st Feb 2007, 14:52

Faith says:

Nope. Nowt but pure embarrassment. So... where were we then?
*twiddles chainsaw idly felling a few small trees in the process

1st Feb 2007, 14:58

buffy says:

S'pose we better head for somewhere vaguely amusing .
*makes log cabin from fallen saplings while waiting to decide where to go.

1st Feb 2007, 15:01

buffy says:

*wonders if should've also gone to HMV as now worries name is on some internet database compiled of undesirables and nutters.

1st Feb 2007, 15:02

Faith says:

Well it says here to head for Tronto wherever that is. I've got an ordnance survey map of Dartmoor if that helps?

1st Feb 2007, 15:03

buffy says:

That should do nicely. I have some coloured crayons so we draw a route on it and colour in some of the white bits.

I have just found a shop on 'tnet in Florida called The Doily Place.

1st Feb 2007, 15:09

buffy says:

I have an Insideout guide to Tronto as nearly went last year but will this , if that's any good also.

1st Feb 2007, 15:10

buffy says:

It has an integral compass and pen too.

1st Feb 2007, 15:12

buffy says:

It suggests we have coffee at the Croissant Tree, shop at Kensington Market and explore Chinatown ,day one.

1st Feb 2007, 15:14

Faith says:

Looks like we're all set then.
*colours the River Plym in in pink

1st Feb 2007, 15:17

buffy says:

Ohmygod there's the Bata shoe Museum in Tronto, I wonder if they're displayed in pairs or singly.
*gets really giddy ata thought of neatly displayed single shoes

1st Feb 2007, 15:17

buffy says:

Queen's St West is where to find Tronto's "Hip Strip" apparently.
I'll stop now.

*colours in red bits on Moor denoting Mears old fire sites.

1st Feb 2007, 15:20

Faith says:

*sits with head in hands
This is worse than Dingle's Steam Railway

1st Feb 2007, 15:22

Faith says:

*uses pen to draw a few twigs on
Have you got the orange crayon? I need it to depict the yams

1st Feb 2007, 15:23

buffy says:

Here yer go. Colours green all sites of historical and otherwise importance featured in Lakeman songs, scribbles in yellow likely area of wanderings of Whit Hare.

1st Feb 2007, 15:29

Faith says:

Right I make us out to be around the Yukon area at the moment. If we head for Saskatchewan it's almost a straight run from there.

I used to be a farmer and I made a livin' fine
I had a little stretch of land along the CP line
But times went by and though I tried the money wasn't there
And bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair
I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
"Hire you now?" they always laughed, "We just let twenty go!"
The government they promised me a measly little sum
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum
Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone
I'm going to be a pirate on the River Saskatchewan....
Arrrrrgh!
Cause it's a Heave! Ho! Hay! Ho! Comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a Ho! Hay! Hi! Hay! Farmers bar your doors
When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

1st Feb 2007, 15:32

buffy says:

draws cute puppy on piece of paper and blue tacks it to FoxTor/Grimpen Mire, just incase they decide it's a different mire.

1st Feb 2007, 15:33

buffy says:

Saskatchewan, I love that name.
*get out big f**K off Atlas

1st Feb 2007, 15:36

Faith says:

*starts to draw with brown crayon around the Crapstone area before crayons are removed by buffy.
Sorry.

1st Feb 2007, 15:40

buffy says:

Scarborough?, Newmarket,? Peterborough?, Newcastle ?
Those early English settlers didn't have much imagination did they

1st Feb 2007, 15:40

buffy says:

draws tiny green wellies on Plymouth in memory of pair once bought there.

1st Feb 2007, 15:44

Faith says:

*sniggers and grabs pink crayon
*gets hand slapped by buffy
Sorry

1st Feb 2007, 15:50

buffy says:

*wonders wether to take crayons away from Faith but looks so sweet with tongue stuck out in corner of mouth concentrating so hard on staying in lines.

1st Feb 2007, 15:54

Faith says:

Are we all packed up and ready to go? I don't fancy this you know. There could be yeti's and bears and yaks and canadians lurking.
*straps on snowshoes

1st Feb 2007, 15:56

buffy says:

OOooo snow shoes. I know , not to mention wolves, which I did then ,but try to pretend I didn't and no one will notice.

1st Feb 2007, 15:58

Faith says:

Oh I don't mind wolves. Borneo Steve will probably be about somewhere filming them anyway. We'd best get a move on you know or we'll miss Cletus McCheese's big opening supporting night (I hope he's better that some of his own support acts jeesh!)

1st Feb 2007, 16:05

buffy says:

I want to go to Reservoir Baskatong in the Reserve Faunique Rouge-Matawin because of the fabulous name :0)

1st Feb 2007, 16:07

Faith says:

*has bad feeling this is going to result in a lot of 'ethnic' hat wearing and twig collecting
Sounds great. What can we expect to do there? Do they have a gift shop?

1st Feb 2007, 16:10

buffy says:

runs to catch up, which is bloody difficult in snowshoes without snow.
*wonders what to wear for big opening supporting night,
*decides to stick with snow shoes so as to blend in and hopefully will find trapper /earflap hat and big padded check shirt .We want to do him proud after all.

1st Feb 2007, 16:10

Faith says:

*prays will never again have to listen to the sound of someone trying to sing whilst also playing the flute

IT'S WRONG I TELL YOU! WRONG!

1st Feb 2007, 16:11

Faith says:

I don't care if it's not snowing. The snow shoes are staying. As are the giant padded gloves, the giant padded check shirts and the giant padded earflap hats.
*wonders what one is wearing on legs

1st Feb 2007, 16:13

buffy says:

Not sure about gift shop as not like uk:0)
*Hopes for silly elk hat and tasteful tshirt.
*wonders if Cletus will strap on snowshoe for Canadian style footbanging effect in time with music.

1st Feb 2007, 16:13

buffy says:

Soooooo late there sorry. I thought flute thing wasn't as bad as you make out ;0)
wearingice hockey type of enormous baggy shorts and ice hockey face guard . just thought of that one:0)

1st Feb 2007, 16:16

buffy says:

So I can stand at the front and head butt anyone who dares to try and stand in front of me.

1st Feb 2007, 16:18

Faith says:

Can I have a hat with moose antlers on top? Knitted ones?

*stares goggle eyed at buffy for flute comment
*grits teeth
Wouldn't have been so bad I suppose... apart from the fact that I paid for the... privilege.

1st Feb 2007, 16:20

Faith says:

*wonders what the plural for moose is
Mooses. Mice. Mooseooses. I give up

1st Feb 2007, 16:22

buffy says:

I have a very open mind when it comes to music :0) I mean, I'm on here for heavens sake :0)

moose antlers it is then

1st Feb 2007, 16:23

Faith says:

*makes mental note to get recording of said noise, lock buffy in a small not very well ventilated room, and then play it on loop.

1st Feb 2007, 16:24

buffy says:

We should blend in a treat I reckon.
*Catches sight of the two of us in shop window and is pleased with overall effect.

1st Feb 2007, 16:24

buffy says:

*makes mental note to get recording of whit hare and do all that up there to Faith.

1st Feb 2007, 16:26

Faith says:

I am now immune. My brain goes numb when I hear the intro(which sounds a lot like something else but I can't think what and it's doing my head in).

1st Feb 2007, 16:29

buffy says:

*makes mental note to listen ,again to intro.
We will have to purchase tickets for the big opening supporting night, do you have canadian dollars or are we counting on the fact that we look the way we do and they'll take pity on us?

1st Feb 2007, 16:34

Faith says:

I plan to stomp up to the door in my snow shoe shoes and say 'Don't you know who I am man' in a very English accent in the hope they will mistake me for an intrepid exploring folk fan who's wandered in from the wilderness

1st Feb 2007, 16:38

Faith says:

Failing that I still have the chainsaw

1st Feb 2007, 16:42

buffy says:

I shall wait until the evenings entertainment starts ,and while you are in discussion withthe management I shall sneak through the people crowded in the bar and have the whole place to myself,I shall hide in the shadows at the back and watch the performance from there

1st Feb 2007, 16:42

Faith says:

I demand to be at the front. You can't throw stuff from the back. Well you can but it doesn't have the same impact
*sniggers
Plus I want to keep standing on the toes of the man with the big hair (not Tim)

1st Feb 2007, 16:47

Faith says:

*wonders if there's some sort of transport we could hitch a ride on to Tronto
We're not far from Calgary are we?
*has bright (if not a little stupid) idea

1st Feb 2007, 16:49

buffy says:

*wonders when ideas on moblog have been anything other than a little stupid.
*Can't think.

1st Feb 2007, 16:53

buffy says:

*thinks sitting on Tim's shoulders would give optimum viewing pleasure at gigs.

1st Feb 2007, 16:54

Faith says:

Don't stop a creative mind in it's tracks. Very dangerous that.
*looks at map
Right come on we need to get us to Calgary.
*sets off
*trips over snow shoe
*sets off again

1st Feb 2007, 16:54

Faith says:

*thinks sitting on Tim's shoulders would cause no end of hassle
*sniggers
*wonders again where the ranger has gone
*wonders if the ranger has gone then he can't be offended and therefore could say anything one liked on here
*sniggers harder

1st Feb 2007, 16:56

Faith says:

'Let's face the music... and dance'
*finds tap dancing in snow shoes isn't all it's cracked up to be

1st Feb 2007, 17:01

buffy says:

*had forgotten about ranger but know remembers again and wonders .
*wonders
*hopes ranger isn't offended and has lots of wizard and breathtaking escapes planned .*yawn
*wonders what offended ranger
*wonders till can wonder no more and hopes for return
*wonder if ranger sulks if offended.
*sniggers coz likes to from time to time.

1st Feb 2007, 17:02

buffy says:

*tries to stand on points in snowshoes and finds it as difficult as tap dancing.
*makes snow ball
How about a game of tennis.
*unstraps snowshoes

1st Feb 2007, 17:04

Faith says:

Oh goody! Yes rather!
*doesn't bother taking snow shoes off as buffy's balls burst on impact
Well there goes that idea then

1st Feb 2007, 17:06

buffy says:

Oh , your right, silly me.
*thinks ,
sometimes Faith has same smartarsedness as ranger.
They were actually snowballs very tightly packed so as to avoid breakage but the moments passed now.

1st Feb 2007, 17:09

Faith says:

*looks at big hole in tennis shoe... I mean snow shoe
Blimey! Them balls must be a bloody good you know!

Never ever ever compare me with the ranger. Thank you. That was very uncalled for.
*sniffs and sulks

1st Feb 2007, 17:12

buffy says:

there there , here's a hanky ,can you use your own sleeve next time.?
Look, I have a little treat for you.

1st Feb 2007, 17:16

Faith says:

*cringes, gulps and waits feeling just a little scared
Oooo what is it?
*starts to shake

1st Feb 2007, 17:19

buffy says:

*rummages in pocket and retrieves finely crafted doily of finest silk embroidered with the lyrics to Whit Hare in gold thread.
I was saving it for your birthday but you can have it now.
*wonders why Faith looked so nervous as self is being good today.

1st Feb 2007, 17:24

Faith says:

Oh. Well. I don't know what to say. It's... It's... It's wonderful. I shall cherish it.
*thinks the ranger would be secretly envious of such a wonderful doily and wonders if it could be used as a lure

1st Feb 2007, 17:26

buffy says:

*feels in pocket and wonders if tablecloth of finest silk with complete set of lyrics from PB KJand FF embroidered in gold would be enough to lure ranger into open

1st Feb 2007, 17:29

Faith says:

*sets about preserving doily for all time in a vacuum sealed, all weather 'Forever Bag'.

1st Feb 2007, 17:30

buffy says:

or if only doilies do it for him too.

1st Feb 2007, 17:30

Faith says:

There's only one way to find out!
*rolls up sleeve
*stands in middle of big f**k off field
*holds arm out with table cloth draped over hand
I shall now use the call of the lyrebird
Ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka

1st Feb 2007, 17:32

Faith says:

You're not having the doily back. It's mine!

1st Feb 2007, 17:33

buffy says:

*wonders why Faith is doing ad for Ford Ka.

1st Feb 2007, 17:34

Faith says:

*brings to mind the old Ford commercial song
*sighs
Oh those were the days!

1st Feb 2007, 17:38

buffy says:

*tries to remember song and hopes for enlightenment from Faith.

1st Feb 2007, 17:40

Faith says:

*strikes car song singing pose
Are you ready? This will blow your mind...

We build, for the countries needs,
Wheels turn, power at your feet.
Have speed, don't you know that you're in safe hands
OOOOoooooooooooooooooo
You'll be forgiven if you think you're dreaming,
Coz we're working night and day to make your dreams come true,
Ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Everything we do,
Is driven by,
Is driven by youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Ta da

1st Feb 2007, 17:48

buffy says:

*feels sure should remember that one but doesn't at all.
*for some reason can only remember weird Honda one about making something better
*wonder if Faith realises is still flourishing tablecloth in middle of big f**k off field

1st Feb 2007, 17:51

Faith says:

*flaps round in field like big bird
Ka ka ka ka ka
It's not working is it?

1st Feb 2007, 17:52

buffy says:

nope, doesn't look like it.
Is there anything else that can be done do ya think.?

1st Feb 2007, 17:53

Faith says:

Why yes. But it may not be such a good idea just yet. We'll give him time to crawl out from under his stone... I mean from out of the woodwork. Failing that... we bring in the big guns!

1st Feb 2007, 17:55

buffy says:

by the way , i was going to put the "other "South Park song on but it would've taken me at least 2 hours to put all the ******s in the rude words:0)

1st Feb 2007, 17:55

buffy says:

*rummages in pocket for big gun

1st Feb 2007, 17:56

buffy says:

*pokes about under stones and twigs

1st Feb 2007, 17:57

Faith says:

Any sign?
*hopes like hell there aren't any massive birds about with penchant for doily like table cloths
We'll give it a good go tomorrow. Would be nice if we could find him before the show

1st Feb 2007, 17:58

buffy says:

Oh yes, to wish good luck and the like.
*sees bald eagle approaching from over there,
I say, I should stop waving your arms if I were you.
*suddenly remembers time difference and wonders.
*wonders

1st Feb 2007, 18:04

Faith says:

*decides to give up
Come on we'll go hitch us a ride to Calgary. We should be there by morning. Then we've just got to get across most of Canada in time for the gig whilst also coming across strange people/animals/monsters as is the usual

1st Feb 2007, 18:04

Faith says:

Ok so we've got an extra 5 hours

1st Feb 2007, 18:06

buffy says:

*tries to work out time differences but gets headache and gives up.

1st Feb 2007, 18:06

buffy says:

can work it out from that

1st Feb 2007, 18:08

buffy says:

so, sounds like a long night then:0)

1st Feb 2007, 18:09

buffy says:

*wonders again about coincedence of anglo-canadian musical swop.Looks forward to gig tonight .
Wailin Jennys here SL over there. Wonder which country got best deal.
*sniggers

1st Feb 2007, 18:14

Faith says:

*appears bright eyed and bushy tailed
*wonders if buffy survived a night of foot stomping debauchery
*is slightly jealous

2nd Feb 2007, 08:12

buffy says:

No footstomping, well maybe a little bit on my part. But soooo wonderful, and oh my the harmonies. I admit to shedding a tear at the sheer beauty of the song Calling all Angels.
*feels silly as shows softer side.
*coughs, pulls self together.
Right , here for 20 mins .
*wonders where we are in Canada as has forgotten again.
Don't forget the tablecloth/giant doily ranger lure.
*

2nd Feb 2007, 08:25

Faith says:

*was hoping buffy might have forgotten about bizarre luring tactics.
Oh well
Ummm we're somewhere near this Tor here
*points to map of Dartmoor
Or Calgary as it's sometimes known

2nd Feb 2007, 08:38

buffy says:

*has sudden memory loss regarding luring tactics. Fortunately.
*typically a day late , sees dear little video, is glad to see inclusion of a moisty bit from lots.
Right , I must away foraging but shall return later ,as is the custom.*Straps on snow shows and heads out into glorious clear sunny morning.

2nd Feb 2007, 08:50

Faith says:

*likes buffy's snow shows ans wonders if selling tickets to watch would be a viable option
Goes to look for aforementioned vid

2nd Feb 2007, 09:00

Faith says:

*can't find it
*gets in huff and throws snow shoes at a passing yak

2nd Feb 2007, 09:04

Cress says:

*meeps a brief hello and apologises for not having been around much lately as the handcart must be getting quite a pain to lug around
*explains that the "real" world has (terrifyingly) asserted itself so is therefore a little too busy to compute at present but will doubtless return to haunt you soon
*loves you both very very much (but not enough to call the stalk)

2nd Feb 2007, 11:09

buffy says:

*waves and blowes kisses to Cress.
The dear little vid is on myspace bulletin.
Selling tickets? That could be a difficult one.

2nd Feb 2007, 12:38

buffy says:

Indeed, I have just added said dear little video to my myspace, which , with my track record in all things technical is worthy of a mention and a jolly big huzzah.

2nd Feb 2007, 12:53

Faith says:

*waves to Cress feeling reassured has not been abandoned for a scene reminiscent of a Wham video
*vows to practice meeping
Selling tickets is dead easy if you know the secret!

2nd Feb 2007, 12:54

Faith says:

*vows to go and have a look at said myspace

2nd Feb 2007, 12:55

buffy says:

So we are near Tor/Calgary. Don't think we will make it you know,unless we set off soon.
*runs for big f**k off atlas again

2nd Feb 2007, 13:03

Faith says:

Fear not for the stampede will be coming this way shortly. If we hide behind this here tumbleweed we can hi jack the first chuckwagon that comes by.

2nd Feb 2007, 13:08

buffy says:

*tries to hide behind tumbleweed but wind keeps blowing it and so has run along side in crouched position .
Is the stampede going to be long do ya think coz I can't keep this up for much longer.
*hopes we get to Tronto before 6 ish as has to pop over there for an hour about that sort of time then.

2nd Feb 2007, 13:13

Faith says:

Can you feel that rumbling? I think they're coming. Get ready to do a running jump!
*readies self behind tumbleweed

2nd Feb 2007, 13:17

buffy says:

*Readies self as best can running in hunched over position.
*glad rumbling is stampede as was worried might be Faith.

2nd Feb 2007, 13:20

Faith says:

*watches buffy's Quasimodo impression with much amusement

2nd Feb 2007, 13:38

buffy says:

Glad you like it.
*glares at Faith and wonders if stampede is almost upon us and rummages in pocket for grappling hook to give us half a chance of boarding speeding wagon.

2nd Feb 2007, 13:43

Faith says:

*hands over Borneo Steve's Amazing Bungee to fix to hook
Get ready!

2nd Feb 2007, 13:45

buffy says:

*fastens B S A B to hook and stands poised, for what seems like an eternity ,
*sees cloud of dust getting ever nearer and wishes was wearing brown trousers

2nd Feb 2007, 13:49

Faith says:

*suddenly IS wearing brown trousers
Go!
*runs and flings self at the wagon scaring the s**t out of horses as does so
*hangs half in and half out of back of wagon

2nd Feb 2007, 13:54

buffy says:

*runs at wagon and leaps like a gazelle only with two less legs and less body hair.
*hook catches back of wagon ,lands, trips meanwhile hook stays embeded in wagon .
B S A B s...t....r....e....t...c....h..e...s. to fullest self gets to feet and is immediately catapulted into back of wagon over Faith's dangling figure, grabs Faith and pulls in ,both ending up in heap on wagon floor.

2nd Feb 2007, 14:03

Faith says:

Tronto here we come!
*wobbles up wagon to knock driver off

2nd Feb 2007, 14:08

buffy says:

*while flying through air has time to reflect on new vid and how simply wonderful it all is ,being and black and white and all as is always very effective in an artistic sort of way. It was a very long piece of B S A B so had decent amount of time to reflect.

2nd Feb 2007, 14:11

buffy says:

*watches Faith knock driver off but wishes hadn't

2nd Feb 2007, 14:13

Faith says:

*wonders if buffy will actually give account of video or not
*hopes so
*creeps up on driver while wagon hurtles along, bumping over rocks and falling down holes.
*gives driver a swift one two with a snow shoe
Ok. Coasts clear!

2nd Feb 2007, 14:16

buffy says:

*goes to watch again to give account ,remembers steamy bits typically so has to go back for more thorough looksy.

2nd Feb 2007, 14:21

Faith says:

*rolls eyes
*sits and waits, clinging onto seat to stop one from being bounced off

2nd Feb 2007, 14:34

buffy says:

*settles down in back of wagon and flexes typing fingers
All based round live performance ,with bit s interpersed, such as mucho steaminess for which we are grateful, Sean in rather tasteful shirt ,Ben , Cormac also in it and jolly good too, a bit of hairdryer action, quite a few moody staring over there type shots oh and walking off into the distance features abit, also strumming, the boot, writing on somebody,thankfully above waist height, the fabulous flag dance we all hold dear, a bit more walking and staring and steam and sweat oh my yes. Oh , and a rather beautiful song too.

2nd Feb 2007, 14:36

buffy says:

Of course, thats only on second viewing so may have missed something.

2nd Feb 2007, 14:38

Faith says:

Complete b
*thinks better of it
Oh that's nice then. Can't wait to see the new kac video
*sniggers
*urges horses on
We're making good time you know!

2nd Feb 2007, 14:39

buffy says:

*wonders why bothers sometimes as knows will only get *sniggers and complete b******s for answer, but carries blindly on regardless.
Yes , travelling through modern Canada with all the transportational options available to us, it totally makes sense to arrive in Tronto in a chuckwagon.
*fears will get stared at.
It's a lot comfier on here than I thought it would be.

2nd Feb 2007, 14:50

Faith says:

*is jealous buffy gets to sit on dead driver as bum is getting sore with all the bouncing
*sniggers
Well yes you know full well what my replies will be but that's half the fun isn't it
*grins at buffy

2nd Feb 2007, 14:58

buffy says:

oh , it so is .
But beware the big slap.:0)

*wonders why Faith continues to bounce when road is as smooth as smooth can be?
*looks and wonders.

2nd Feb 2007, 15:04

Faith says:

*stops bouncing
*looks away and whistles a little tune
I shall not be bewaring of anything. I can run faster than you, and failing that I've got a faster car ;oP

2nd Feb 2007, 15:09

buffy says:

well nah nah nee nah nah with knobs on ;oP

*sulks as everybodys car is probably faster than mine.

*goes and sits in back of wagon picking bits of wood from backboard.

2nd Feb 2007, 15:16

buffy says:

*scratces design for "disadvantages " tshirt on wagon floor.It features a centrally positioned doily with the letters spelling out disadvantages around the edge in a semi-circular fashion.
*sitsback to admire handy work and is cheered up slightly.

2nd Feb 2007, 15:40

buffy says:

*switches on ipod shuffle to pass the remainder of the journey.

2nd Feb 2007, 15:42

Faith says:

Sorry I had to away for a while (hard to do on a speeding chuckwagon you know). I like the design and am soooooooo tempted to get some printed
*sniggers
Ooolookabearohnoyou'vemissedit
*hurtles on

2nd Feb 2007, 15:44

buffy says:

Admires Faiths agility to leap back on speeding chuck wagon. A bare what? bugger , missed it.

I may even do a test print as I have the means to do so
*sniggers
*sniggers again.
We must be close now surely,
*can't be arsed to look at big f**k off atlas to check.

2nd Feb 2007, 15:48

Faith says:

Will you look at that
*points to big f*** off sign
Welcome to Tronto!
(closed 2nd & 3rd Feb)

Oh. Well there's your answer ;o)

2nd Feb 2007, 15:51

Faith says:

*wants doily t shirt now

2nd Feb 2007, 15:54

buffy says:

*throws hat (whichever one is wearing as can't remember) in the air and gives hearty huzzah and wappadoodly.
How jolly exciting.
*gets copy of "Tronto Iinsideout" out of pocket and makes mental note of location of Bata shoe museum.
Can we go eat now ,as am peckish, fancy a muffin.?

2nd Feb 2007, 15:58

buffy says:

will get cheap t shirt and try it out
*realises has sunk to whole new level on moblog.

2nd Feb 2007, 16:00

Faith says:

*realises sadness has reached new depths as is genuinely excited to see outcome of buffy's t shirt experiment

Oh yes I love a muffin I do! If anywhere's open that is. Looks a bit... dead.
*trundles past Massey Hall
Err... it's all boarded up

2nd Feb 2007, 16:04

buffy says:

OOOeerr, looks like the shoe museum then,
*is cheered up again
Why do you think it's boarded up then?
*waits for answer
*waits and wonders with perhaps a tad of wondering too

2nd Feb 2007, 16:06

buffy says:

*wonders wether black or white tshirt and how Faith will see it unless does usual thing of holding up to screen
*oh yes, depths previously unimaginable.:0)

2nd Feb 2007, 16:11

Faith says:

I don't see anyone else about you know. Have you checked the tickets? Are we definitely in the right place?
*gets out of wagon to take a closer look

2nd Feb 2007, 16:12

Faith says:

*thinks the beauty of the doily will show up best on a black t shirt
We could even go all posh and have it printed in silver you know

2nd Feb 2007, 16:13

buffy says:

Didn't even know we had tickets.
*wonders if we are in Tronto in heads but stuck on some tor or other in real world. Well not actually real real world , but real world in Canada adventure

2nd Feb 2007, 16:14

buffy says:

*gasps at thought of silver doily on black background

2nd Feb 2007, 16:15

Faith says:

*peeps through gap in boards
Too dark to see
*pries boards off with bare gloved hands
Coming?

2nd Feb 2007, 16:21

buffy says:

*thinks long and hard before answering as is doing really well in recent days one feels.
Yes, ok.

2nd Feb 2007, 16:24

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*gets ready to nail boards back down

2nd Feb 2007, 16:31

Faith says:

*sniggers
Enters
*sniggers again
*switches night vision camera on so looks green with white eyes
Oh there's definitely a feeling of foreboding here. Should we move on to the dining room or do a seance?

2nd Feb 2007, 16:34

buffy says:

Down?
*ponders ,does that mean we are under them ?
*ponders,are we under the floor boards .
*wonders
is the ranger a serial killer

2nd Feb 2007, 16:34

Faith says:

*thinks it's a shame the rangers hammer's not up to much

2nd Feb 2007, 16:35

buffy says:

*hey ho, late again.

2nd Feb 2007, 16:35

buffy says:

you do need decent tools to do a decent job, that is a fact alright

2nd Feb 2007, 16:36

Faith says:

*wonders
is the ranger a serial prat

2nd Feb 2007, 16:37

buffy says:

*worries we might offend ranger and he will sling his hook again.

2nd Feb 2007, 16:40

buffy says:

*hopes bloody Derek whatsisface isn't in here.

2nd Feb 2007, 16:41

Faith says:

*moves further into building unperturbed by ranger
Ooo ooo ooo ooo candy machine candy machine! Buffy have you got any Canadiadiadian monies?

2nd Feb 2007, 16:41

Faith says:

I thought Derek set up home with he who's name we must not mention for fear he will pop up and sing at us - and no I don't mean Cletus

2nd Feb 2007, 16:43

buffy says:

*rummages in pocket for loose change.
I've got gold coins from our piratical adventure if they're any good, oooooo aaaarrghhghh.

2nd Feb 2007, 16:43

buffy says:

*wonders if Ranger has got new tassles in Canadaaadadadashoobeedo

2nd Feb 2007, 16:45

Faith says:

*tries ramming gold coin into slot
*gives up and whacks it with a snow shoe
*crawls out of pile of candy

2nd Feb 2007, 16:47

Faith says:

*refrains from looking for evidence of new tassles as it offends mine eyes

2nd Feb 2007, 16:48

buffy says:

So, where are we ,
*stuffs pockets with candy.
*feels about in dark as can't see through night vision camera

2nd Feb 2007, 16:53

buffy says:

*assumes it's candy and not cockroaches as in cave back there while ago .

2nd Feb 2007, 16:54

Faith says:

*wonders as wanders into main hall why buffy would worry about scaring away someone who's only intention seems to be to kill us.
If he's a serial killer he must be new to the trade coz he's a bit c**p at it

2nd Feb 2007, 16:55

buffy says:

*wonders if it is dark or IS going blind.

2nd Feb 2007, 16:55

buffy says:

*stumbles in direction of Faith's voice as has got night vision camera and is to obsessed with hatred of ranger to care wether I can actually see where we are going or not.

2nd Feb 2007, 16:57

Faith says:

I told you it would affect your vision but would you listen?
*leads buffy rest of way into hall where a few dim lights are burning
Ooo well we're not alone.
HELLO?

2nd Feb 2007, 16:59

buffy says:

*thinks maybe ranger needs more practise at whole serial killer thing but maybe has mind on other things.

2nd Feb 2007, 16:59

buffy says:

I keep coming in behind you, I will try to keep up :0)

2nd Feb 2007, 17:00

Faith says:

*jumps as buffy yet again comes in from behind
I will wait for you before moving on shall I? Avoid any more... collisions

2nd Feb 2007, 17:02

buffy says:

Right , sorted, carry on then.

2nd Feb 2007, 17:03

Faith says:

I don't want to go first. What if he's up there? Lurking. Swishing his tassles with a deluded sense of menace.
*steps in behind buffy and holds out night vision camera for buffy :o)

2nd Feb 2007, 17:05

buffy says:

*sees all sorts of wonderful things through camera, feels compulsion to scream and leap about at slightest movement.
Drives me crackers that stupid programme. Why do they assume ghosts only appear in the dark.
.Ooops sorry, just always reminds me of it that's all.
*sees eyes in distance ,and in those eyes is an air of menace.
We'll go that way then , towards the mad , staring eyes.

2nd Feb 2007, 17:11

Faith says:

Mis read that to read 'and in those eyes is an air of romance' lol.
*follows close behind buffy dodging orbs and thrown stones

2nd Feb 2007, 17:13

buffy says:

*walks along getting hit by orbs and stones which hurt quite abit actually, grabs an orb in each hand and then realises is going down same old route and so drops orbs and starts lobbing stones in that general direction from whence thay came. Oh yeah.

2nd Feb 2007, 17:18

buffy says:

*bends down and picks up orbs and puts them in pocket when no one is looking.

2nd Feb 2007, 17:19

buffy says:

they

2nd Feb 2007, 17:20

Faith says:

I know what you've done. I can see them glowing through your trousers.

2nd Feb 2007, 17:21

buffy says:

They are rather warm.
*wafts trousers around to try and aid cooling down process.
I wonder what could have caused such heat ,
I'll hold on to them for the time being ,just until I can return them to their rightful owner, Surely such a fine pair will be missed.

2nd Feb 2007, 17:26

buffy says:

*wonders when will learn not to be so easily led.

2nd Feb 2007, 17:27

buffy says:

*wonders as is leaving in 30 mins for 1 hour approx wether revelries will continue upon return or will cease at usual time ish
*wonders.

2nd Feb 2007, 17:36

buffy says:

*sits down in dark and wonders if we do have right tickets
*wonders

2nd Feb 2007, 17:41

buffy says:

*also thinks has talked to self quite enough and any further converation could be construed as odd behaviour even for moblog.

2nd Feb 2007, 17:42

buffy says:

*just popped back in with the "s" from converation up there.

2nd Feb 2007, 17:43

buffy says:

*thinks , well that was a f*****g weird ending for a Friday night.

2nd Feb 2007, 17:45

Faith says:

Sorry got side tracked. Will be around for a bit of joviality when you return from wherever you've gone. Can you leave me an orb please, it's a bit chilly in here!

2nd Feb 2007, 17:50

buffy says:

Certainly, handle it carefully.
I only popped back to wish all well for tonights shinnanigins over there ,but as will be back later and what with the time thing and the like I could've waited :0)
til later then ,7ish as like as not.

2nd Feb 2007, 18:00

buffy says:

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moonlight.
There is a fabulous moon out there tonight and was put in mind of dear little Fieval.
*sniff sob.

2nd Feb 2007, 19:21

buffy says:

*hopes all have a jolly super weekend :0)
*wonders where we'll be Monday.
*wonders

2nd Feb 2007, 20:40

buffy says:

*aloso wonders who drew the short straw and had to sell the cd.
*sniggers and wonders.
*ponders

3rd Feb 2007, 11:19

buffy says:

Postlady knocked on door and ran away down street this morning. Realised why when opened door and found eagerly awaited (did I say that out loud? hopes not) copy of K&C; .It sits over there, daring me to open it.
Which , obviously I will when I've got a good head of steam going to fire up the turntable.
Can't wait. :0(
*wonders when 4th Feb became 2nd Feb,
*wonders if living in tear in time space contuum.
*hears safety valve on turntable blow, runs to put on single.

3rd Feb 2007, 12:45

buffy says:

*wonders if Faith saw csi N Y last night and if so will be as keen to get out Borneo Steve's Amazing Bungee on moblog.
*sniggers ,chortles ,laughs, rolls around on floor in hysterics.
*if Faith didn't see csi N Y lastnight, hopes next adventure has many bungee moments.
*manages to get to feet and staggers off sniggering.

4th Feb 2007, 11:25

Cress says:

Hello... I'm here... I'm back...

4th Feb 2007, 20:13

buffy says:

*wonders
Is Cress here, in the dark, in a boarded up hall, with a swishy fringed ranger/serial killer loitering somewhere, and Faith fingering a glowing orb? or is she in the real world?
*wonders

4th Feb 2007, 20:52

Cress says:

I really am here. It's me! I came for the safety in numbers, as swishy fringed Ranger is perhaps misunderstood but perhaps holds a grudge after the forklift incident.

4th Feb 2007, 21:38

buffy says:

I held a grudge once ,which was fine as long as I was feeding it bits of cheese , but once I stopped it peed on my hand.
I suspect ranger is planning some more fabulously exciting smartarsed escapes and only has time to pop out for the odd one liner every now and again.

5th Feb 2007, 06:47

buffy says:

*hopes we haven't given Faith too much readback tee hee.
*sniggers also

5th Feb 2007, 06:59

buffy says:

It looks cold enough to freeze yer nuts off in Canada.

5th Feb 2007, 07:23

buffy says:

*hopes plenty of insulation is available.
*wonders if north face makes suitable garment.
*wonders

5th Feb 2007, 07:24

buffy says:

Cooooooooeeeeeeeee
Faitheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

later or not eeeeeeeeeee
*goes to set dvd for morning tv thingy.'
*will watch this afto. probably

5th Feb 2007, 08:02

Faith says:

*wanders back with smug grin on face
*smug grin disappears when realises has some reading to do
*smug grin reappears when thinks back to re run shown late last night
*smug grin disappears when realises KAC has finally been released and wonders how buffy got hers over weekend before set date
*smug grin reappears when thinks about how many many many pounds video must have cost
*sniggers

5th Feb 2007, 08:04

Faith says:

*wonders what is on telly this morning
*hopes it's not Borneo Steve

5th Feb 2007, 08:08

buffy says:

mornin:0)*also wonders how got single over weekend
*wonders
*also wonders about pounds but worth it for fabulous editing.
*also reads back and realises what a really sad life one must have to write so much over weekend



5th Feb 2007, 08:08

Faith says:

*wonders if they just chucked a load of film, a pair of scissors and some Sellotape (TM) at someone who looked bored

5th Feb 2007, 08:10

buffy says:

*hopes Faith still has orb
*interview this a m
*wonders wether to have bets on questions asked

5th Feb 2007, 08:10

buffy says:

*wonders if faith did see csi NY
*sniggers quite a lot actually

5th Feb 2007, 08:11

Faith says:

*wonders which channel (not that can watch and is too late to set sky box)
Oooo yes I love bets! I bet the Mercury nomination and the awards tonight are mentioned. Not to mention a clapped out old Ford Escort and the princely sum of £300

5th Feb 2007, 08:13

Faith says:

*wonders what time CSI was on?

5th Feb 2007, 08:14

buffy says:

was on at 9.05 sat night.
"west country boy who made folk music sexy" they just said on tele.

5th Feb 2007, 08:17

Faith says:

*falls off chair laughing
Oh yes sounds a lot like the interview in the paper over the weekend. Same tag line.

5th Feb 2007, 08:17

Faith says:

Oh no didn't see it. Was watching Trial and Retribution

5th Feb 2007, 08:18

Faith says:

*just knows is going to spend day thinking up alternatives to that

5th Feb 2007, 08:20

buffy says:

ah, not seen that . Anyway why I found it sooooo hilarious was because it featured bungee sex, 2 people in double harness, naked off brooklyn bridge. and couldn't get Borneo Steve's amazing bungee out of head
*rolls on floor in hysterics , again

5th Feb 2007, 08:22

buffy says:

on tele now "is 50 the new 30"
*hopes so
*stays on floor rolling about in hysterics
*nice way to start monday morning

5th Feb 2007, 08:24

Faith says:

*has idea
Really?
*wonders just how extreme Borneo Steve is prepared to get
Again I say really?
*falls about in hysterics as just wrote Boneo Steve
*sniggers

5th Feb 2007, 08:24

buffy says:

give a dog a bone
*sniggers too.
oh bother have to go now but will return at usual time.
*wonders if we will still be in Tronto freezing bits off or will be moving on

5th Feb 2007, 08:27

Faith says:

Well I don't know about you but I shall be getting ready to attend awards ceremony this evening :o)

As if he'd even think of going without us :o)

5th Feb 2007, 08:29

buffy says:

yes really, it does really exist ,I would imagine a bit of chaffing would be involved but probably worth the risk just for the experience
*wonders if said that out loud*looks round nervously

5th Feb 2007, 08:30

buffy says:

ooo yes , Awards
shame it's not on tele for "split screen nominees reaction to result all applauding winner sweetly whilst seething inside" kind of thing

5th Feb 2007, 08:32

buffy says:

til the afternoon then ,,,farewell........

5th Feb 2007, 08:34

Faith says:

Hopefully. I just love all the fake smiles and fake claps and fake 'well dones' and fake hugs. There's a theme there. Can you tell what it is yet?

Hmm chaffing. yes well I suppose a small amount would be inevitable but I'm sure the worst could be avoided by applying copious amounts of Vaseline (TM).
*reads back and is ashamed
*not of self obviously

5th Feb 2007, 08:41

Cressida says:

*wanders in having fallen right asleep again after interview on telly
*had some very nice dreams after that actually
*thought the interview in the Times this weekend was hilarious and has mocked up a picture of Seth as a leprechaun, for anyone who's interested :P
*hopes beloved Faith and buffy will return soon

5th Feb 2007, 12:37

buffy says:

*runs back in with 50% extra free tub of vaseline.
*wonders what to wear for awards and decides ,who gives a toss as are on radio.

5th Feb 2007, 12:43

buffy says:

*wonders why got single 2 days early. Thinks is because one is just unlucky.

5th Feb 2007, 12:46

buffy says:

*sits in comfy chair to watch recording of interview.

5th Feb 2007, 12:47

Faith says:

*jumps up and down very fast
leprechaunleprechaunleprechaunleprechaunleprechaunleprechaun!
*hopes someone will enlighten one as to telly thingy

5th Feb 2007, 12:50

buffy says:

almost there, just interview with ricky gervais, not fast forwarding so will comment in a few mins:0)

5th Feb 2007, 12:55

buffy says:

*turns laptop round towards tele so faith can watch through screen

5th Feb 2007, 12:56

buffy says:

weather lady just said something about penetrating frost.
*sniggers

5th Feb 2007, 12:57

Faith says:

*watches telly through screen
Can you turn the sound up just a tad please.
*munches on popcorn
*eagerly awaits leprechaun link

5th Feb 2007, 12:59

buffy says:

oo steamy vid
*goes quiet

5th Feb 2007, 12:59

buffy says:

trouble with wood apparently
too much water on fiddle

5th Feb 2007, 13:00

Faith says:

*goggles
*boggles
I see

5th Feb 2007, 13:01

buffy says:

mercury prize/dartmoor/ mmmmm nice hair, dartmmoor prison gig/ so far

5th Feb 2007, 13:01

Faith says:

*goes for a quick forage
Take notes! :o)

5th Feb 2007, 13:01

buffy says:

now this Kand C vid looks pretty darn good on big screen

5th Feb 2007, 13:02

Cress, Bringer of Leprechaun Humour says:

aytch tee tee pee colon forward-slash forward-slash i19.photobucket.com/albums/b194/Dhuinn/leprechaun dot jay pee jee

5th Feb 2007, 13:02

buffy says:

all 10 seconds worth of it.likes stories with beginning , middle and end apparently

5th Feb 2007, 13:03

Cress says:

First time I heard of wetness hindering the effectiveness of wood.

5th Feb 2007, 13:03

buffy says:

why the f**k are interviewers obssessed with beards

5th Feb 2007, 13:04

buffy says:

there you are then. did you enjoy that??? bugger ,you've eaten all the popcorn

5th Feb 2007, 13:05

Cress says:

They love saying "OH MY GOD HE DOESN'T HAVE A BEARD" don't they.

5th Feb 2007, 13:06

Cress says:

I think he looks quite good with a beard, actually. The red kind.

5th Feb 2007, 13:11

Cress says:

*finds self alone, apparently
*serves right for long absence
*drinks a long absinthe

5th Feb 2007, 13:13

buffy says:

at least the extreme wind chill factors of Tronto doesn't seem to have taken their toll, well as far as we could see anyway.

5th Feb 2007, 13:14

Cress says:

Yay! Company!
Any sign of beloved Faith?

5th Feb 2007, 13:15

buffy says:

I've been here for ages, faith foraging
*realises shouldn't have mentioned csiNY bungee thing as bets faith doesn't get it out in forthcoming adventures
*sniggers

5th Feb 2007, 13:18

Cress says:

*hopes Faith returns soon

5th Feb 2007, 13:19

buffy says:

ranger ranges , occasionaly
faith wanders

5th Feb 2007, 13:23

Faith says:

You hope I don't get what out? I was just doubling up my bungee harness. Thats a good ginger beard there Cress ;o)
*wonders what program was used to create masterpiece

5th Feb 2007, 13:26

Cress says:

Fair enough, at least I have you ^_^ Where are we, by the way? I lost track. I just bought a pretty dress for the awards, do you like it?
*twirls

5th Feb 2007, 13:27

Cress says:

FAITH! :D
I used Serif PhotoPlus...

5th Feb 2007, 13:27

Faith says:

I think you're meant to wear something under crochet dresses Cress!
*averts eyes

5th Feb 2007, 13:28

Cress says:

Eek! I forgot my Damart thermal vest!
*scurries away and returns in crochet affair with Damart thermal crinoline petticoat

5th Feb 2007, 13:30

Faith says:

*makes note of software

Ooo yes thats lovely that is
*looks enviously at Cress's dress
*wonders what buffy will wear
*waits to see if anything will be added to description of interview

5th Feb 2007, 13:34

buffy says:

why do interviewers always think they are so witty and laugh at their own silly comments.
I mean, we manage not to do it on here don't we for heavens sake.
I thought k&c; would be played ALLthe way through.
*wonders if sexy folk superstar fiddler is pacing about practising thankyou speeches for 4 awards
*wonders
*sniggers
*imagines it
*wonders what to wear for radio
*eyes up bungee harness

5th Feb 2007, 13:39

Cress says:

Interview involved talk of Hairy Hands, prison gig, Mercury prize, musical family and rain-soaked violin. Same as ever really. But the poor woman interviewing him looked disastrously turned on.

5th Feb 2007, 13:39

buffy says:

when you say "turned on" do you mean like something that only goes on batteries or something?

5th Feb 2007, 13:42

Faith says:

Overpowered by the aroma maybe? That has a tendency to make one's eyes bug. Could look similar I suppose.
*wonders about 'Hairy Hands' and is not sure have heard tell of that tale. Assumes it's a Dartmoorish legend of some sort i.e. 'Beware the moor in the dark of night for the hairy hands shall come out of the gloom and devour ye'.

5th Feb 2007, 13:42

Faith says:

*starts to wonder if Cletus shaves his hands
*has bizarre visions
Thank you very much Cress!

5th Feb 2007, 13:43

Cress says:

Pretty much exactly. Hairy Hands been known on more than one occasion at a certain point in the road to clamp themselves over the hands of the driver and steer the car towards disaster - a tree, or off a bridge. They've killed someone before apparently. And they've been seen climbing up someone's caravan too. Spooky.

5th Feb 2007, 13:44

Faith says:

*thinks of Cup a Soup advert and shudders
Right well moving on...

5th Feb 2007, 13:45

buffy says:

not really, it's like the black dog thing that all counties have.
I put it down to staggering home from t'pub of an evening in t'dark having had a skin full

5th Feb 2007, 13:47

Faith says:

*is just grateful it wasn't hairy ass

5th Feb 2007, 13:47

buffy says:

always reminds me of monsters inc that cuppa soup add

5th Feb 2007, 13:48

Cress says:

*wonders what it'd be like to have a Hairy Ass clamp itself round your hands on the steering wheels
*wonders

5th Feb 2007, 13:48

buffy says:

actually hairy ass does to come to think of it

5th Feb 2007, 13:48

buffy says:

...............reminds me of cuppa soup

5th Feb 2007, 13:49

Cress says:

Come on Faith, pick out a dress.

*hopes Seth will mention disadvantages in his speech

5th Feb 2007, 13:52

Faith says:

Fear not. I shall unveil my outfit a bit later on.
*tries to imagine a hairy ass clamped on hands when driving and can see why one would crash. Also imagines a hairy ass clamped on your hand when trying to play the fiddle and falls off chair laughing.
Maybe that's why he doen't have a beard - the hairy ass ate it

5th Feb 2007, 13:54

Faith says:

*wonders if disadvantages WILL get a mention
*wonders if he values his life

5th Feb 2007, 13:55

Cress says:

Maybe his beard WAS the hairy ass and that's why he has to shave?

5th Feb 2007, 13:56

Faith says:

Don't talk about Ben like that. He's a person in his own right.
*sniggers
*feels bad
*sniggers again

5th Feb 2007, 13:59

Cress says:

*sniggers

5th Feb 2007, 14:03

buffy says:

am liking small round flat bold knight.

5th Feb 2007, 14:03

buffy says:

*does not bode well ,paying compliments, not upholding disadvantages code
*slaps self

5th Feb 2007, 14:04

Faith says:

How dare ye utter a compliment! ;o)
*wonders why anyone would find a small, round, fat, bald knight attractive.
Oh well each to their own!
*rings designer to check on progress of outfit

5th Feb 2007, 14:08

Cress says:

*awaits Faith's outfit with anticipation

5th Feb 2007, 14:08

buffy says:

awaits Faith 's outfit with a mixture of excitement and apprehension and wonders if leggings will figure.

5th Feb 2007, 14:10

buffy says:

*wonders if anybody will stay sober to enough to take a pic or two worthy of featuring on moblog
*doubts it :0)

5th Feb 2007, 14:14

Cress says:

*wonders if will be similar to raunchy western barmaid outfit worn as Lilith

5th Feb 2007, 14:15

buffy says:

*hopes outfit features a doily or two .

5th Feb 2007, 14:16

Cress says:

*thinks own crochet thermal crinoline affair is slightly doily-esque apart from puffy sleeves and large scarlet velvet bow in small of back

5th Feb 2007, 14:17

Faith says:

*gets all excited and wonders what buffy is wearing

5th Feb 2007, 14:18

buffy says:

it is to be a glittering affair by all accounts you know Cress.
*wonders if a certain someone will have glitter spray in hair.

5th Feb 2007, 14:18

Cress says:

*sniggers


What ya wearin', doll?

5th Feb 2007, 14:19

Cress says:

*considers makeup and those little sticky stars that people wear at the corners of their eyes
*decides to go for the "Jim Moray" look.

5th Feb 2007, 14:20

buffy says:

*wonders if guitar hero will wear sparkly shirt

me ? oh sorry, hmm wearing , might go for the hippy/tiedyed/flowers in hair/ kaftan/flip flops /flower painted on face sort of thing, to blend in mainly, don't ant to stand out too much from crowd you know.
*laughs at wondering what buffy is wearing comment and thinks of dirty phone call
*sniggers
*and laughs a lot

5th Feb 2007, 14:22

Faith says:

*rummages through make up crate trying to decide on colours for this evening

5th Feb 2007, 14:23

Faith says:

*sulks as never gets dirty phone calls

5th Feb 2007, 14:24

buffy says:

can be arranged , :0)

5th Feb 2007, 14:26

buffy says:

*wonders what faith is wearing
*sniggers

5th Feb 2007, 14:28

Cress says:

*wonders if guitar hero will even be there or if we will be treated to solo performance
*wonders
*looks startles at buffy
*looks jealous
*wants a dirty phone call too

5th Feb 2007, 14:29

buffy says:

hang on I'll get my diary, not quite sure how that's going to work Cress but I'll give it go.

5th Feb 2007, 14:33

Faith says:

*takes delivery of dress and associated gubbins

5th Feb 2007, 14:34

buffy says:

am liking the gubbins there faith, they really show off your shapely legs.

5th Feb 2007, 14:35

Faith says:

No dress would be complete without a good pair of gubbins.
*opens dress bag

5th Feb 2007, 14:38

buffy says:

*tries to peek inside

5th Feb 2007, 14:39

Cress says:

*cranes and peers

5th Feb 2007, 14:41

buffy says:

*elbows Cress out of way to get better look

5th Feb 2007, 14:43

buffy says:

*will not have view blocked never, ever again.
*stamps foot
so there.

5th Feb 2007, 14:44

Faith says:

*comes out of portable changing cubicle
*twirls showing off irredescent doily dress made from the finest worm's silk in 'sewerage shimmer', complete with 'Disadvantages' written across the bussell, matching jelly shoes, ginger beard (the ends of which can be placed in ears to muffle sounds), TWH cd single earrings (there had to be a use for them) and of course the 'Quick! Hide! Jesus is coming!' badge.

5th Feb 2007, 14:46

Cress says:

*claps hands together in delight and bounces

Oh, Faith, I LOVE it!

5th Feb 2007, 14:48

buffy says:

*stands back to get overall effect and is pleased.
You shall be the belle of the ball.

5th Feb 2007, 14:51

Cress says:

*feels a little disconsolate as own dress is far inferior

5th Feb 2007, 14:53

buffy says:

*rummages in a box just there and finds several "My Little Pony" hair adornments

Here, the final touch
*seta about attatching them in Faith's hair

5th Feb 2007, 14:55

Faith says:

Tis true us three shall stand out and be admired. Now I have some accessories for each of you too
*hands out printed balloons (the writing too small to make out til inflated) and pasties.

5th Feb 2007, 14:56

Faith says:

*had thought that the 16 hours spent in the hairdresser had left one woth tremendous locks... but now see's one was wrong.
Thanks buffy.

5th Feb 2007, 14:59

buffy says:

how exciting, just like a party,
*wonders
will there be glamorous party bags
*thinks probably not.
*wonders if dear Mr Spade has a brand new sparkly dear little dungarees for the occasion or if they leave him at home.

5th Feb 2007, 15:00

Faith says:

*wonders what the hell they could put in party bags for a folk doo
*hopes gets a room temperature, soggy pastie in a small plastic bag decorated with all the instruments of folk
*wonders if we'll be called upon to perform our rendition of TWH

5th Feb 2007, 15:02

buffy says:

*wonders what is written on balloons and assumes Faith will tell us later.

5th Feb 2007, 15:02

Cress says:

*panics
*shrinks away

Thank you... but... I'm horridly allergic to latex. Balloons is BAD. I spent a day blowing up balloons once and couldn't open my eyes for a week after.

5th Feb 2007, 15:03

Faith says:

*sniggers and hopes they blow them up at a suitable moment (like when he's on stage)
I also have a banner here. I didn't think with all the pasty eating and cider drinking that we'd be wanting to hold em so it attaches to these here little sticks which in turn fit into the tops of these here headbands.
*unfurls 'Go Karine!' banner

5th Feb 2007, 15:05

Faith says:

It's ok Cress they're made of Neoprene.

5th Feb 2007, 15:06

Cress says:

Yay! Go Karine!

5th Feb 2007, 15:06

Faith says:

*wonders if it was balloons Cress was... umm... when she found out about the allergy

5th Feb 2007, 15:06

Cress says:

I have a little sandcastle flag with I *heart* Martha Tilston on it. I'll just flutter it occasionally.

5th Feb 2007, 15:07

Cress says:

Heehee... Birthday balloons :P Oh and I get it with rubber gloves, and foam rubber makeup pads, and hot waster bottles.

As for anything else, I have yet to find out...

5th Feb 2007, 15:08

buufy says:

party bag for folk doo would have to include ,a bit of arran wool ,a sprig of parsley ,sage, rosemary and thyme, a postard of a shipwreck, and a lock of Bob Dylan's hair ,

*warms up voice for whit hare

5th Feb 2007, 15:08

Cress says:

Hot waster bottles being bottles of beer stolen from tramps and then heated.

5th Feb 2007, 15:08

Faith says:

*thinks it would be highly amusing if Cletus did his performance whilst sucking on a balloon filled with helium

5th Feb 2007, 15:08

buffy says:

would we be able to tell the difference??

5th Feb 2007, 15:10

Cress says:

Might be lower.

5th Feb 2007, 15:12

Faith says:

*sniggers
*imagines it again and falls about laughing

5th Feb 2007, 15:12

buffy says:

*considers hiding behind Faith

5th Feb 2007, 15:14

Cress says:

*worries that roffling on the floor will spoil Faith's dress
*secretly hopes as harbours jealousy over dress standards

5th Feb 2007, 15:15

buffy says:

*then remembers saying nice thing abou B K so thinks it will be safe.

5th Feb 2007, 15:16

Faith says:

Don't worry it's had the old ScotchGuard (TM) treatment :o)

Now do we have everything we need because I thought we could arrive in style!
*points over there to where transportation has parked up

5th Feb 2007, 15:16

Cress says:

*examines transportation with air of awe and delight

No way!!! :D

5th Feb 2007, 15:17

buffy says:

*is worried when can only see tuk tuk

5th Feb 2007, 15:25

Cress says:

Other way, buffy...

*points

5th Feb 2007, 15:27

Faith says:

*sighs and huffs and waits for buffy to get her eyes in the right way round

5th Feb 2007, 15:29

Cress says:

*squeezes Faith's hand to urge patience

5th Feb 2007, 15:31

buffy says:

*already in driving position and has driven bus ,big f**k off truck, tractor, fighter plane, to name but few on moblog ,

see you there
*sets off , waves , goes in wrong direction
*waves cheerfully .

5th Feb 2007, 15:31

Cress says:

*boggles, not for first time on moblog
*just typed "not for first time on moblog" for first time on moblog.
*just typed it again, not for first time on moblog.

5th Feb 2007, 15:33

buffy says:

thats my line :0)
*sniggers

5th Feb 2007, 15:35

Faith says:

*wonders what was wrong with the luxury stretch Hummer and climbs in back to look for mini bar and check out the hot tub

5th Feb 2007, 15:37

Cress says:

*ponders wisdom of sitting in hot tub fully clothed and wonders if Go Karine banner is waterproof.

5th Feb 2007, 15:38

buffy says:

*parks tuk tuk on traffic warden and legs it ,skirts held high to hummer.
*hopes doesn't have to pay for fuel .

5th Feb 2007, 15:39

buffy says:

for heavens sake cress this is lakeman's blog , get yer kit off.

5th Feb 2007, 15:40

Faith says:

Don't worry Cress I knitted us all some swimming attire in my spare time

5th Feb 2007, 15:41

Willow says:

May i also join the doily dipping in the hot tub? I was just passing and nearly got knocked flying by somebody legging it from a traffic warden!

5th Feb 2007, 15:42

buffy says:

*thinks
typical of Faith that is.

5th Feb 2007, 15:43

Faith says:

Look if you don't want it just say! I thought the rainbow stripes would look quite fetching on you.

5th Feb 2007, 15:44

Cress says:

*leaps into knitted swimwear

Is this tailpiece necessary?

5th Feb 2007, 15:44

buffy says:

I suppose you've got a cossie as well

5th Feb 2007, 15:44

Faith says:

*hands out crocodile clips in case wool starts to sag with weight of water

5th Feb 2007, 15:45

Cress says:

It seems we have company.
Hello, Willow! You're welcome to sit in the hot tub but being so little and dwarflike might you not drown?

5th Feb 2007, 15:45

Faith says:

Yes of course!
*holds up brown mohair swimsuit with stunning orange argyle design on front

5th Feb 2007, 15:46

Faith says:

*cuts fingers off glove to make Willow a swimsuit too

5th Feb 2007, 15:47

buffy says:

all we need now is the ranger ,maybe not, flapping soggy tassles all over .

5th Feb 2007, 15:48

Cress says:

*sniggers

5th Feb 2007, 15:48

Cress says:

*hopes that lakeboy wins muchly tonight

5th Feb 2007, 15:49

buffy says:

*wonders if we could start a disadvantages synchronized swimming team as have so many people in hot tub .

5th Feb 2007, 15:51

Cress says:

*thinks Willow must have sunk as no sign thereof. Oops...
*thinks synchronised swimming is excellent idea and wonders if there will be sufficient water at awards ceremony or if champagne or real ale will have to suffice.

5th Feb 2007, 15:52

buffy says:

at awards ceremony??
*takes off nose clip and grin, gets out of hot tub.

5th Feb 2007, 15:54

Cress says:

*decides to see how long can hold breath underwater
*might stay under so long loses ability to do anything but wiggle little Martha flag in silence this evening
*will doubtless have regained power of speech by tomorrow

5th Feb 2007, 15:56

buffy says:

*wonders if awards ceremony will be as exciting as riding around in big f**k off hummer doing swimming routine in hot tub.
*thinks not

5th Feb 2007, 15:56

Faith says:

Oh yes I hope so too!
*secretly hopes Karine, Bellowhead, Salsa Celtica and Vin Garbutt all win
*wonders where Willow went and eyes plug hole suspiciously
Oh well. Better fate than the hairy hands I suppose

5th Feb 2007, 15:58

Willow says:

*Glug glug,
Jeez i got stuck under your feet!
Eek
*have lost swimsuit, style it out so they wont notice
Tra la la

5th Feb 2007, 15:59

buffy says:

*wonders what form award takes, is it finely crafted effigy Mike Harding?
*wonders

5th Feb 2007, 16:00

Willow says:

*wonders if can sneak another swimsuit while everybody else is wondering about the awards... hmmm

5th Feb 2007, 16:01

buffy says:

*puts willow in pocket to save blushes

5th Feb 2007, 16:02

Faith says:

*wonders if folk award will be finely crafted statuette in plaster of paris entitled 'Twig & Yam'.
*hopes so

5th Feb 2007, 16:04

muffy says:

*hopes so too
*wants one

5th Feb 2007, 16:05

buffy says:

muffy , where the hell did that come from
twas I of course twit that I am

5th Feb 2007, 16:06

buffy says:

*puts name in pocket for futher usage at later date.

5th Feb 2007, 16:07

buffy says:

*hopes Cress hasn't drowned

5th Feb 2007, 16:08

Faith says:

*also wants statuette and feels may have to fashion one oneself
*thinks will go nicely with t shirt once buffy has made it

5th Feb 2007, 16:11

Cress says:

*resurfaces, a little blue
*everything looks fuzzy
*looks forward to discussing folk awards tomorrow but will watch tonight in silence, hoping to attract attention with giant scarlet velvet bow.

5th Feb 2007, 16:11

buffy says:

OO tshirt, was playing about at weekend , simple to start with but have idea for nice design.
*really did say that outloud and really did play about with ideas.
very simple one where i put my pics.
*sobs uncontrollably,

5th Feb 2007, 16:14

Faith says:

Don't forget your balloons
*sniggers
*wonders if it would be totally out of order to let several balloons go during said performance and whether his stride would be lost
*sniggers again
*wonders if he wins (frowns) if the disadvantages will get a mention in the thank you speech

5th Feb 2007, 16:15

buffy says:

other idea will go up there tonoght.
*sobs again
oooooo pretty bow

5th Feb 2007, 16:15

Faith says:

*wonders if it's possible to have a story WITHOUT a beginning, middle and end.
Strange lad

5th Feb 2007, 16:16

Faith says:

*wonders if will get link to pics

5th Feb 2007, 16:17

buffy says:

"I would like to thank my disadvantages" may sound a tad odd and people may stare at him.

5th Feb 2007, 16:22

buffy says:

go with the balloons idea,

5th Feb 2007, 16:23

Faith says:

People will stare if he wins anyway
*can't believe said that out loud and is ashamed
*not of oneself obviously

5th Feb 2007, 16:25

buffy says:

my first attemptonly consists of big doily on black background with disadvantages in a lovely bright pink down the side, but I see multi doilies shaded gradually with disadvantages splashed across them in a bright colour of choice
*sobs hysterically

5th Feb 2007, 16:26

buffy says:

deserves something after suffering all the interviews with same old questions at least.

5th Feb 2007, 16:28

Faith says:

Although obviously it won't matter if people stare - no one can see you on the radio
*has visions of people staring at their radios
*also has visions of disadvantages t shirts
I don't know. I was thinking of a more celtic theme perhaps

5th Feb 2007, 16:28

Faith says:

*wonders if his questions have to be agreed beforehand and if they're the only ones that get asked because they're the oly ones he knows that answers to

5th Feb 2007, 16:29

buffy says:

celtic theme you say , would you care to elucidate?

5th Feb 2007, 16:30

buffy says:

laughing a lot at last faith comment

5th Feb 2007, 16:31

buffy says:

I do so love celtic knotwork

5th Feb 2007, 16:32

Faith says:

I was thinking of having a celtic knot doily with traditional celtic writing around the edge bearing our name
*thinks may need professional help

5th Feb 2007, 16:33

buffy says:

*sees it in head and loves it to bits

I think you're right.

5th Feb 2007, 16:34

Willow says:

*resurfaces with new outfit made from piece of paper found in buffy's pocket

5th Feb 2007, 16:37

buffy says:

*how strange, was just thinking about willow
*thought had gone to sleep in
cozy pocket

5th Feb 2007, 16:38

Willow says:

*wonders if should tell them the turmoil of making outfit out of paper when one is too small to hold scissors....

5th Feb 2007, 16:40

Faith says:

*wonders if Willow is a hamster
*thinks t shirts will be absolute necessities at 'the festival of meeting' in the summer

5th Feb 2007, 16:42

buffy says:

*is impressed with willows attempts at rudimentary tailoring.
*a bit like an dear little origami tshirt and trousers

5th Feb 2007, 16:43

buffy says:

*festival of the meeting?
*wonders

5th Feb 2007, 16:44

Willow says:

*wonder if i am a hamster!
*sniggers
*remembers doily picture from way back there......
*wishes had a t-shirt too

5th Feb 2007, 16:44

Faith says:

Oh yes. We'll have to have t shirts. How else will we find each other, pitch tents together and be generally annoying?

5th Feb 2007, 16:46

buffy says:

*looks to see if willow is a hamster
*decides isn't but as behaved self in pocket could make good one.

5th Feb 2007, 16:47

Willow says:

But what else should we pack? We need a selection of doiles to cover all evetualities! and possibly biscuits

5th Feb 2007, 16:47

buffy says:

... but must be kept out of sucky sweet pocket at all costs as all manner of unpleasantness could ensue.

5th Feb 2007, 16:48

Faith says:

Don't forget gherkins, calor gas and ear muffs

5th Feb 2007, 16:48

Faith says:

*tries to imagine trying to get a hamster with the runs out of your pocket
*is glad can't

5th Feb 2007, 16:49

Willow says:

or wellies and wee cups!

5th Feb 2007, 16:50

Willow says:

*decides not a hamster, but secretly wishes it was true

5th Feb 2007, 16:51

Faith says:

*has no idea what a wee cup is and doesn't want to find out

5th Feb 2007, 16:52

buffy says:

*now imagines trying to get hamster with runs out of pocket , something previously would never even have considered imagining.How fabulous is this moblog.

5th Feb 2007, 16:53

Faith says:

*hopes it's just small

5th Feb 2007, 16:53

Willow says:

Would like to remind everybody i dont have the runs! :o)

5th Feb 2007, 16:56

buffy says:

wee cup, I've heard of empty bottles being used on long motorway journeys, would have thought cups a bit messy.
I have a few Mr Men plasters left over from our big f**k off hill roll if you want them too/

5th Feb 2007, 16:56

Faith says:

Yep stick em in the box. Oh this will be fun don't you think? Finally meeting people in the flesh as it were is a bit daunting.
*decides may have to practice with a few blind dates first

5th Feb 2007, 16:57

buffy says:

*is very glad willow hasn't got runs, having been in pocket and all.

5th Feb 2007, 16:57

buffy says:

*sees word flesh and ears/eyes prick up.
what's all this then
*wonders

5th Feb 2007, 16:58

Willow says:

Wee cups have larger openings to avoid missing and accidently hitting your shoe. Bottles are prone to the shoe hitting.

5th Feb 2007, 17:00

muffy says:

ah, yes I see now.. Maybe a bit of target practise would be in order.

5th Feb 2007, 17:02

buffy says:

*reads back and sees that could be construde as quite rude in the wrong hands

5th Feb 2007, 17:03

Faith says:

*is annoyed will have to wait to listen til wednesday which makes his live performance a bit of a waste of time
*wonders if he is actually performing live or if they'll just play something RECORDED live and lie. i mean who would know the difference? We can't even listen to the awards live.
*sulks

5th Feb 2007, 17:05

willow says:

*thinks they will go with the lie

5th Feb 2007, 17:08

buffy says:

I know, have they no sense of what is important? obviously not.
I'm so confused I don't know when it's on to listen to anyway:0)
we need asecret signal so we know it's live, a bit like our secret handshake on here.
*fears has gone toally mad now.:0)

5th Feb 2007, 17:08

Faith says:

7-9 Wednesday Radio 2
*carries on sulking

5th Feb 2007, 17:09

Willow says:

*thinking up way of getting a secret squirrel as secret mentioning has sparked off happy memories

5th Feb 2007, 17:10

buffy says:

typing's gone to pot and everything , thankyou for times and day .Is bound to forget.

5th Feb 2007, 17:11

buffy says:

*remembers secret squirrel vaguely, like wise inch high private eye

5th Feb 2007, 17:12

buffy says:

*hopes someone enlightens one about tents and general nuisance making at some stage.as sounds fun.

5th Feb 2007, 17:13

Faith says:

*decides to sit and watch til can understand conversation again
*practices hand shaking for awards later on

5th Feb 2007, 17:14

buffy says:

I too wandered off for awhile there but am back and focused now .

5th Feb 2007, 17:15

buffy says:

*wonders what time booz....er Awards festivities begin.

5th Feb 2007, 17:15

Faith says:

Well you see I thought that it might be a lot of fun to all turn up at a festival (where Cletus is playing obviously or maybe not) and cause chaos (or maybe not) and drink a lot and light campfires (or camping stove) and have much merryment. Or maybe not.

5th Feb 2007, 17:17

buffy says:

It's no more than he deserves. he does truly deserve us. I must get stilts, it's the law at festivals you know.

5th Feb 2007, 17:19

Faith says:

*makes note to practise juggling and fire eating

5th Feb 2007, 17:20

buffy says:

*curses stupid calendar and stupid tendency to have weeks turning into months and taking so long to get to summer .

5th Feb 2007, 17:21

Willow says:

*wonders if is taller than secret squirrel hmmmm
*wonders where Faith will practise the fire eating >8-0

5th Feb 2007, 17:22

buffy says:

*now is reminded of length of time til next live jigginess and sulks .
*goes into corner and kicks wall abit .
thinks willow is slightly taller than secret squirrel

5th Feb 2007, 17:25

Faith says:

In your car ;o)

5th Feb 2007, 17:25

Faith says:

*also goes to calendar to check amount of time left
*groans and sulks
Not long...

5th Feb 2007, 17:26

buffy says:

*thinks faith could practise fireeating on moor as Mears is always setting it alight and nobody complains

5th Feb 2007, 17:26

Faith says:

*wonders if you can toast yams on a stick over a fire like marshmallows

5th Feb 2007, 17:29

buffy says:

*wonders if radio 2 will have awards results up on website tonight ?

5th Feb 2007, 17:29

buffy says:

*vows to take yams in the summer to try out whole toasty /mallow thingy out

5th Feb 2007, 17:31

Willow says:

*think will stick to marshmallows

5th Feb 2007, 17:32

Willow says:

*happy at thought of being taller than somebody
*wonders how Faith can fire eat inside a hot wheel

5th Feb 2007, 17:33

buffy says:

will take yams anyway as is outside and it is the law of Mears to have yams on person at all times when outdoors.

5th Feb 2007, 17:33

buffy says:

*wonders if willow has the wonderful twisty upside down racetrack for little car. would look good flying down track with flames flying out

5th Feb 2007, 17:35

Willow says:

*wonders if should wear onion on belt too

5th Feb 2007, 17:35

Faith says:

*wonders if will bother to have a look later
*probably

5th Feb 2007, 17:36

Willow says:

*note to self - get upside down twisty track ready for fire eating experience
*also need to get some fabulous go faster stripes in possibly green

5th Feb 2007, 17:37

Faith says:

I'm afraid I may have lost the plot again - will join in when can.
Oh thank you for sending me the life sized head too - really made my day willow

5th Feb 2007, 17:38

buffy says:

*onion on belt and pocketful of hazlenuts.

5th Feb 2007, 17:38

Faith says:

Is someone gonna tell me what the whole onion thing is about? Does it keep folkies away?

5th Feb 2007, 17:39

Willow says:

Tee hee that would make him pea head!

5th Feb 2007, 17:39

Willow says:

Not sure but i'm sure going to try it!

5th Feb 2007, 17:40

buffy says:

it's a"random thoughts " night tonight. don't worry:0)

*prepares bed of wood shavings and vileda for willow in pocket

5th Feb 2007, 17:40

Faith says:

*keeps mouth firmly closed

5th Feb 2007, 17:41

Faith says:

Don't mind Willow - she's just a bit hormonal aren't you dear :o)

5th Feb 2007, 17:41

Faith says:

You can tell how absorbant that vileda nesting material is when they fill their water bowl up with it

5th Feb 2007, 17:42

Willow says:

*decides to settle down on wood shavings and looks for doily to cover and keep the chills out
*may have to borrow one off a certain doily fanatic

5th Feb 2007, 17:43

Willow says:

*Wonders did we ever get out of the hot tub as the shrivelling would not be too pleasant

5th Feb 2007, 17:44

Faith says:

Poof head is not here but you may borrow one of my doilies in the mean time

5th Feb 2007, 17:44

Faith says:

The shrivelling part is never pleasant.

5th Feb 2007, 17:45

Willow says:

*finds spare doily and settles down in cozy pocket and hopes doesnt drown.

5th Feb 2007, 17:45

buffy says:

a bit hormonal, you have no idea. ;0)
stupid soggy tshirt video first thing on a monday morning. Are they mad.
How many days have we got left after today to get to Ottowa. not going by raft this time, too cold.

5th Feb 2007, 17:45

Faith says:

We shall find transportation - we always do. Now if you'll excuse me I must get into my dress. we're nearly there you know!

5th Feb 2007, 17:46

buffy says:

*looks at faith and willow getting out of hot tub and sniggers
*sniggers

5th Feb 2007, 17:48

Faith says:

*looks at buffy who's swimsuit has shrunk and melded into what looks like felt
*sniggers

5th Feb 2007, 17:49

buffy says:

*can understand wiloows fear of shrivelling given size.


*hides behind nearest thing

5th Feb 2007, 17:49

Faith says:

Til the morrow (or maybe later if anything interesting appears radio 2 wise) girls.
*waves cheery bye as saunters off in doily dress

5th Feb 2007, 17:50

buffy says:

looking good faith
*waves

5th Feb 2007, 17:52

buffy says:

*hopes willow didn't see comment as will be sleeping in pocket and may have sharp little teeth

5th Feb 2007, 17:53

buffy says:

*crosses fingers, arms, legs and the like for tonight.
*goes out and gathers twigs and puts them on floor in little crosses and dances round, fully clothed unusually, and casts little award winning spell.

5th Feb 2007, 18:24

buffy says:

*little award winning spell worked .
*Is happy but not allowed to get too carried away as is moblog.
*hopes ballons where released and there was much jollification.
*waits for Wednesday night.

5th Feb 2007, 21:54

buffy says:

*gathers twigs up and shuffles away into the night.

5th Feb 2007, 22:11

buffy says:

*on way into night ,wonders if managed to hold back tears during thankyou speech
*wonders

5th Feb 2007, 22:25

buffy says:

*a bit further into night wonders if Faith managed to hold back tears.

5th Feb 2007, 22:26

buffy says:

*further still into night but not too far away to hear ,hopes Faith didn't spill anything down fabulous gown as will cost a fortune at dry cleaners.

5th Feb 2007, 22:28

Cress says:

*wiggles little Martha flag feebly and waits as no news as yet on Horizon award online
*looks very cheerful regarding Folk Singer of the Year but pretends to be miffed as on moblog

5th Feb 2007, 23:00

Faith says:

*wanders back in tattered doily dress
*thinks back to night of cider drinking, pasty eating and jovial jigging
*is slightly miffed regarding awards
Oh yes. What a night. Lots of fake joviality and 'jolly well done you's' combined with icey stares and adding to of hitlists.

6th Feb 2007, 07:58

buffy says:

*two awards , wishes had stripped off for winning spell now as might have got more.:0)
*wonders if faith is well this morning
*remembers to tell faith that won't be around between 1 and 3.30ish as am on course .
*is cross coz wanted full account of frivolities, will catch up later.
*as is moblog allows self little yippideee dooodah over 2 awards thingy.

6th Feb 2007, 07:59

Faith says:

Meh
*pretends doesn't know about monies sent to judges
Tut tut

6th Feb 2007, 08:01

buffy says:

oooo didn't think you would be here so early
*sniggers
good night then or not
*looks at dress and wonders what has been up to

6th Feb 2007, 08:01

buffy says:

*wonders if faith knows about little awards winning spell
*hopes not
*shuffles nervously

6th Feb 2007, 08:02

buffy says:

*assumes disadvantages didn't get a look in in speech ,typically

6th Feb 2007, 08:04

Faith says:

I apologise but the cider affected my hearing so will not know about speech til Wednesday :o(
*still wonders if was actually there what with scaring the Canadians and the like

6th Feb 2007, 08:09

buffy says:

*forgot about still being in Canada in pretend real world and awards being in pretend pretend world.
*would explain being really cold
and account for snow shoes still being worn

6th Feb 2007, 08:12

buffy says:

he did thank devon by all accounts though which is nice for devon

6th Feb 2007, 08:14

buffy says:

*wonders why has this compulsion to fill faith in with days timetable :0)
*doesn't want Faith to worry at absence , as if would .

6th Feb 2007, 08:21

buffy says:

back at 12 ish.
*realises did it again

6th Feb 2007, 08:22

Faith says:

Good for Devon. I suppose it's only people in Devon who buy his music then.
*still wonders if he's secretly still in Canada
Til later then. I shall take some twigs and go yam hunting.
*wonders if divining rods would find yams

6th Feb 2007, 08:29

Faith says:

*hopes that once buffy has been on her rehabilitation course today she will give up her life of crime

6th Feb 2007, 10:46

Cress says:

*is in Devon and was therefore thanked YAY
*loves Faith and Buffy
*wonders where Willow is

6th Feb 2007, 12:04

Faith says:

*is not in Devon at present moment in time and therefore holds a grudge

6th Feb 2007, 12:10

Cress says:

*comforts
*suggests houmous to cheer up

6th Feb 2007, 12:15

Faith says:

*looks at houmous
*looks at Cress
Umm... thanks and all but err... no :o)

6th Feb 2007, 12:23

buffy says:

*tries to remember where abouts Ottwa is in Canananananada
*can't.

*here for 30 mins .
I go then to a teaching assistants forum where there will be discussion and hopefully tea and biscuits at half time ,but very rarely are there doilies.

6th Feb 2007, 12:26

Cress says:

Aw, okay, well, let me know if you change your mind. It's lovely on Digestive biscuits.

*examines broken limp Martha flag dismally
*whips out shiny new Kris Drever flag cheerily and wiggles it

Can I change out of my dress now? The bow didn't really work at attracting attention.

6th Feb 2007, 12:27

buffy says:

*reads back and also holds grudge , quite similar to faiths but with a longer ears

6th Feb 2007, 12:27

Cress says:

Um - buffy... that's not a grudge. That's a... a... a white hare!!

6th Feb 2007, 12:32

Faith says:

*tries to imagine houmous on digestive biscuits and can't
*is grateful
There is only one thing you are meant to do with biscuits young lady and that is DUNK!!
Buffy perhaps you shoul set the standard for all future meetings and take some doilies with you :o)
*makes note as will have photobucket addy to type out in a sec

6th Feb 2007, 12:33

buffy says:

*thinks about taking doilies but thinks they are too precious to part with and so hides them in pocket
Didn't understand last bit there:0)

6th Feb 2007, 12:35

Cress says:

Yes, dunk in houmous! Or tea.

*trips

OW!

*I wonder if there are any good ankle doctors here in Ottawa

6th Feb 2007, 12:37

buffy says:

*must remember to take note pad to forum so can sit and look intellegent while nodding head and scribbling pretend notes down.

6th Feb 2007, 12:39

Cress says:

Be sure to doodle a few celtic doily designs.

6th Feb 2007, 12:39

buffy says:

*hopes doesn't miss transport to Ottwa .
*has look to see if Faith has packed double bungee harness.

6th Feb 2007, 12:42

Faith says:

*sniggers as is wearing double harness
Be prepared I always say. Do have fun at your meeting and make sure you make completely inappropriate remarks and suggestions :o)

6th Feb 2007, 12:45

buffy says:

*hopes misses most of journey and arrives at about 4ish later today.
*wonders if cress knows about bungee harness
*feels should warn her, or not
*sniggers

6th Feb 2007, 12:47

buffy says:

*hmmm, wonders about harness already strapped on as self leaves .
*eyes cress and faith suspiciously
*thinks ,how rude when was own idea.

6th Feb 2007, 12:49

Cress says:

*ponders harness with an air of eager gameness mixed with demure and aloof disinterest

6th Feb 2007, 12:51

Cress says:

*dunks another houmous Digestive and nibbles joyously

6th Feb 2007, 12:54

buffy says:

*leaves with tears in eyes at sight of Cress looking eagerly at harness
*sniffs
*knows when is not wanted

6th Feb 2007, 12:56

Cress says:

*clings to buffy adoringly and offers houmoustive in peace offering
*vows not to touch bungee due to vile rubber allergy anyway

6th Feb 2007, 12:57

Cress says:

*wonders what happened to Faith's murmured promise of Photobucket link...

6th Feb 2007, 13:00

Cress says:

*wonders what happened to Faith, for that matter.
*wonders

6th Feb 2007, 13:04

Faith says:

It's ok I'm here. Just trying to avoid the houmous.
*goes off to get link
*sniggers
I suffer from terrible boredom see...

6th Feb 2007, 13:06

Cress says:

Link? You'll find him with Zelda. I'd say it's best not disturb him.

6th Feb 2007, 13:09

Faith says:

It's easy to see why the original concept was dropped...

aytch tee tee pee colon forward-slash forward-slash i179.photobucket.com/albums/w319/TheKeepersBucket/1 dot jay pee jee

6th Feb 2007, 13:11

Cress says:

*rolls around in hilarity
*rolls around
*stops
*REALLY wants that dress
*looks again
*rolls around

6th Feb 2007, 13:15

Cress says:

Suits him.

6th Feb 2007, 13:23

Faith says:

*returns from foraging
There are others
*sniggers
Sooooooooooo... off to Ottawa huh? This should be interesting.
*tries to think of authentic Canananananadian transportation.
*brings to mind thoughts of beaver riding and yak gliding
Oh dear

6th Feb 2007, 13:27

Faith says:

Oh fine.
*goes off in sulk to find out if Borneo Steve fits in harness

6th Feb 2007, 13:43

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*not being in Devon feels left out aswell

6th Feb 2007, 14:25

Faith says:

Does Exeter count?

6th Feb 2007, 14:31

Faith says:

*wonders if the Ranger's been strapping on snow shoes as well

6th Feb 2007, 14:32

Faith says:

*is disappointed came back from harness experiment for non existent conversation with weirdo.
*cries

6th Feb 2007, 14:36

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*last time I looked at a map Exeter was in Devon.
*thinks faith might be a bit slow
*realises woman can't read maps so isn't suprised by goegraphy skills

6th Feb 2007, 14:41

Faith says:

Exeter is in Exetershire actually.
*wonders what goegraphy is

6th Feb 2007, 14:44

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*rolls eyes and roams off

6th Feb 2007, 14:46

Faith says:

*sniggers
Well, I've had a wonderful time; only this wasn't it.

6th Feb 2007, 14:49

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

You wish

6th Feb 2007, 14:53

Faith says:

Do you have a problem? Would you like one?

6th Feb 2007, 14:58

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

No thankyou

6th Feb 2007, 15:03

Faith says:

See. You can do common courtesy when you try :o)

6th Feb 2007, 15:04

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

My most heart felt apologies

6th Feb 2007, 15:06

Faith says:

'Nice' doesn't suit you...

6th Feb 2007, 15:09

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

Thank god for that
*makes rude gesture and leaves

6th Feb 2007, 15:13

Faith says:

Glad you could make it, although I'm sure I didn't see the Sunshine Coach outside when I came in

*waves

6th Feb 2007, 15:15

Faith says:

*gets bored and tries to crochet a doily

6th Feb 2007, 15:41

Willow says:

Is that why i got a C in geography? i was spelling it wrong all these years :o(
*secretly cries

6th Feb 2007, 15:48

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*narrows eyes and adds another name to list

6th Feb 2007, 15:52

Faith says:

*tries to hide bad attempt at doily making and thinks should have paid more attention to Blue Peter as a child.
No no. Ignore him. He talks in random. Doesn't he know women never need to read maps as we're secure enough to ask for directions :o)

6th Feb 2007, 15:53

Faith says:

Oh goody there a be a whole gang of us! What will you do with everyone on your list?
*yawns

6th Feb 2007, 15:54

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*wonders if only see's half of comments as sometimes things don't quite make sense
*narrows eyes again and makes a note

6th Feb 2007, 15:56

Faith says:

Is all this note taking actually leading anywhere because I'm bored.
Don't squish your eyes up like that - it makes you even more unattractive.

6th Feb 2007, 15:58

buffy says:

*gets out csi kit and looks for trace elements of vaseline on bungee.
*finds nothing.
*tries to make sense of all that up there but can't so goes to put on kettle for cuppa

6th Feb 2007, 16:02

buffy says:

*wonders when willow chewed hole in pocket and escaped
*wonders

6th Feb 2007, 16:02

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*is having trouble "keeping the faith"

6th Feb 2007, 16:04

Faith says:

You're not the only one who doesn't understand. Oooo tea! I would offer you a biscuit for dunking but Cress ate em all dipped in goo.

6th Feb 2007, 16:04

Faith says:

Why does that not surprise me? Besides I will not be a kept woman. Not by the likes of you anyway.

6th Feb 2007, 16:05

Willow says:

twas hard work chewing through that pocket but i had to escape due to hunger

6th Feb 2007, 16:06

Willow says:

*drool dime bar
*wonders if can hold a tea cup being so small hmmm

6th Feb 2007, 16:07

buffy says:

*wonders where ranger keeps Faith when not on moblog

6th Feb 2007, 16:08

buffy says:

*tosses willow a teeny tiny piece of alpen fruit and nut wth chooccy bits bar

6th Feb 2007, 16:10

Faith says:

*wonders if buffy knows anything about crocheting

6th Feb 2007, 16:10

Willow says:

*appreciates the choclatey bits being thrown as realises has been nearly 24 hours in pocket

6th Feb 2007, 16:11

buffy says:

a little bit but that was a while ago now. what do you need , crocheting
*hopes it's not a tent for summer thingy

6th Feb 2007, 16:12

Faith says:

*wonders where 'the special one' has gone
*wonders if has been overcome by own hair and has fallen off chair

6th Feb 2007, 16:12

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*wonders if faith is really Jade Goodey

6th Feb 2007, 16:14

buffy says:

Sorry willow, it was the lack of movement you see , totally forgot you where there.
*wonders if willow left any deposits in pocket

6th Feb 2007, 16:15

Faith says:

Sorry to disappoint you. I know how much you admire her intellect. Maybe set your sights a little lower honey

6th Feb 2007, 16:15

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*chuckles to oneself

6th Feb 2007, 16:17

buffy says:

*almost too busy for woeful typing speed to keep up and wonders what's on photobucket
*wonders

6th Feb 2007, 16:19

Faith says:

*fails to see what is so funny
Taken your meds today?

6th Feb 2007, 16:20

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*worries about Faiths blood pressure so goes for a roam
*waves to Buffy

6th Feb 2007, 16:22

Willow says:

*thinks should remind buffy am still not a hamster
*wonders if ranger knows how to crochet

6th Feb 2007, 16:22

buffy says:

*sits in comfy chair to watch lastest in long line of war of words between ranger and faith.
*almost as riveting as rangers fabulous escapes

6th Feb 2007, 16:23

Faith says:

Why yes he does. He tried to crochet his own pants once but it kept falling out the little holes so he gave up :o)

My blood pressure is fine thanks. Although I may have raised it slightly through laughing.

6th Feb 2007, 16:23

Willow says:

*slightly hurt did not also get a wave

6th Feb 2007, 16:24

buffy says:

*just gets comfy and ranger buggers off
*waves to ranger

6th Feb 2007, 16:24

buffy says:

sorry willow
*stops stroking willow

6th Feb 2007, 16:25

Willow says:

*wonders if ranger will come back with fabulous array of crocheted doilies

6th Feb 2007, 16:25

Faith says:

*wonders if ranger wraps his hair in a silken doily at night

6th Feb 2007, 16:26

Faith says:

*imagines crotcheted chaps
Oh dear

6th Feb 2007, 16:27

buffy says:

*wonders if ranger will crochet tassles too

6th Feb 2007, 16:28

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*smiles at Faiths imagination
*waves at willow
*waves fingers behind Faiths back and walks off in a huff

6th Feb 2007, 16:31

Faith says:

*wonders if it's possible to crochet tassles and if so hopes buffy will teach one the art.
Better get a shufty on if we're to see Cletus tomorrow. I spotted a herd of giant roaming beavers just over that hillock over there
*points

6th Feb 2007, 16:32

Willow says:

*happy at wave settles down with cuppa and comfort chocolate in cozy pocket

6th Feb 2007, 16:32

Faith says:

Sidesteps Ranger as knows of reputation.

6th Feb 2007, 16:33

buffy says:

Was wondering when we would be making start.
*puts hand to forehead to look for aforementioned beaver herd
Oh yes I see them ,
*wonders who the hillock is

6th Feb 2007, 16:34

Faith says:

Probably the support act.
*starts off in direction of giant roaming beavers with lasso stolen from ranger

6th Feb 2007, 16:35

Faith says:

Sorry did you say Hillock?

6th Feb 2007, 16:38

buffy says:

Yes, hillock.
*wonders if faith intends to ride giant beaver all the way to Ottwa.
*wonders quite a bit actually

6th Feb 2007, 16:40

Willow says:

*suitably confused with conversation decides to also have some crisps

6th Feb 2007, 16:40

Faith says:

Well how else are we meant to get there?
*thinks 'honestly'

6th Feb 2007, 16:42

buffy says:

*is pleased willow has settled in so well in pocket.

6th Feb 2007, 16:42

Faith says:

How far is Ottwawawawa anyway?

6th Feb 2007, 16:43

buffy says:

*makes mental note not to use willow's pocket for collecting pocket as could get messy

6th Feb 2007, 16:44

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*visits hunting shop for giant beaver traps in anticipation.

6th Feb 2007, 16:44

Faith says:

Even a beaver trap can't help you :o)

6th Feb 2007, 16:45

buffy says:

*drags big f**k off atlas off shelf and looks
*looks
*it's over there
*points
north east of Tronto, just above Tavistock

6th Feb 2007, 16:46

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*?

6th Feb 2007, 16:47

Faith says:

Ugh. Really? Oh well needs must. Just don't park your beaver anywhere - they'll steal the legs.

6th Feb 2007, 16:47

Faith says:

*sniggers
Any self respecting beaver would sooner chew it's own legs off than be caught by you.

6th Feb 2007, 16:48

buffy says:

*doesn't want to get caught in ranger's beaver trap. maybe

6th Feb 2007, 16:49

Willow says:

*wonders if too small to ride beaver and would a squirrel be suitable

Just off to find out how big squirrels are and whether they come with a harness

6th Feb 2007, 16:49

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

:-(

6th Feb 2007, 16:49

buffy says:

*wonders if big silly escape from ranger is on cards or big silly escape by faith and self, hopefully utilising bungee in some way ,shape or form
*hopes so.

6th Feb 2007, 16:51

Faith says:

Sympathy is in the dictionary between s*** and syphilis

6th Feb 2007, 16:52

buffy says:

*also wonders if squirrels come in a harness, but then would

6th Feb 2007, 16:52

Faith says:

Oooo the bungee. Not used it in a while.
*strokes bungee adoringly and wonders if Borneo Steve with all his natural history programs and what not has ever ridden a beaver

6th Feb 2007, 16:53

buffy says:

*wonders also if being caught in rangers beaver would be all that bad

6th Feb 2007, 16:53

Faith says:

That appears to have come out fabulously wrong

6th Feb 2007, 16:53

buffy says:

Sorry, should have had at least 2 sniggers back there
*sniggers
*sniggers

6th Feb 2007, 16:54

Willow says:

*comes back at awkward part in conversation oo-er!
*happy have found out yes can get a squirrel harness hoorah

6th Feb 2007, 16:54

Faith says:

The ranger has a beaver?
*boggles
*goggles
*gets all discombobulated and moves away slightly
Well I never...

6th Feb 2007, 16:54

buffy says:

*is pleased to see willow so happy with whatever it was

6th Feb 2007, 16:55

Willow says:

*tempted to call Borneo Steve and ask about beaver riding antics!

6th Feb 2007, 16:56

Faith says:

*sniggers but refrains from comment

6th Feb 2007, 16:57

Faith says:

*dances round in little circles
Ding dong the ranger's...

6th Feb 2007, 16:58

buffy says:

no, silly, not a beaver a beaver trap.
*thinks who needs knobs when there are beaver to write about.
*wonders if that came out right
*wonders
*and sniggers abit

6th Feb 2007, 16:59

Willow says:

*thinks about the squirrel business card holder that just found
*prehaps with a few doilies could make pocket into nice home with said holder
*hopes beaver trap too big for me to get caught in

6th Feb 2007, 17:01

Willow says:

*thinks rangers bad spelling has rubbed off :o(

6th Feb 2007, 17:01

Faith says:

So let me get this right... buffy has the knob and ranger has the beaver... trap. Hmm?
*checks to make sure double harness hasn't been half inched

6th Feb 2007, 17:02

buffy says:

*is sure in own mind that any passing stranger to moblog will see it befits a man who is the proud owner of two of music's most prestigious awards
*dares to snigger ,just a little bit.

6th Feb 2007, 17:02

Faith says:

Let's hope that's all that rubed off ;o)
*falls about laughing and has to go to get some fresh air

6th Feb 2007, 17:03

Faith says:

rubbed as well of course

6th Feb 2007, 17:04

Willow says:

You see he has jinxed us with his many mistakes :o(

6th Feb 2007, 17:04

Faith says:

*is confused
I don't understand buffy. I own a lot of tat but I'm not proud of it.
*sniggers

6th Feb 2007, 17:05

Willow says:

*is sure in ones own mind that we possibly make the proud owner of such awards look so much more popular with the many posts against such fabulous photos as they are
*thinks again, yep, no, definitely sure

6th Feb 2007, 17:06

buffy says:

*seems to me lots of things get rubbed off the ranger

*wonders if faith could do carboot with tat and buy doilies with proceeds
*wonders

6th Feb 2007, 17:09

Willow says:

*wonders where closest toilet to pocket is as doesnt want to let buffy down after reassuring am not a hamster.... hmmm

6th Feb 2007, 17:10

Willow says:

*disturbed by talk of ranger rubbing off
*sniggers

6th Feb 2007, 17:10

buffy says:

*pops little sylvanian families toilet in pocket and also complete set of dining room furniture and little lamps that actually light up

6th Feb 2007, 17:11

Faith says:

Carboot? Carboot? Be seen at a carboot?
*gobsmakingly shocked
*splutters expletives
Would ebay be acceptable?

6th Feb 2007, 17:11

buffy says:

eeebygumbay it is then ,but be careful as has had dodgy card thingy on eeebygumbay

6th Feb 2007, 17:14

Willow says:

*looks quite proudly around at new furniture
*disturbed by toilet being in same room as dining room

6th Feb 2007, 17:14

Willow says:

*wonders if can buy miniature mr muscle multi purpose cleaner for new furniture on ebay

6th Feb 2007, 17:16

Faith says:

*decides eebygumbay must be the northern franchise and decides to use it purely for excellent name
Dodgy card thingy? I thought your life of crime was over buffy. You haven't slipped up already have you?

6th Feb 2007, 17:16

buffy says:

only trouble with car boots is people stare so at one.
*pops sylvanian lounge furniture in pocket with bookcase and teeny tiny books in .

6th Feb 2007, 17:16

Faith says:

*wonders if buffy is responsible for selling a certain person's gig tickets for 99p

6th Feb 2007, 17:17

Faith says:

That tends to happen when you ask if the car is also £1 buffy

6th Feb 2007, 17:18

buffy says:

dodgy card thingy was done unto me .most verily, only 40 and got it back but all the same don't trust it now.
*draws up plans for extention to pocket to incorporate conservatory and bathroom

6th Feb 2007, 17:20

Faith says:

*wonders if swimming pool would be feasible in pocket
Really you need an architect for this.

6th Feb 2007, 17:22

buffy says:

will use lego

6th Feb 2007, 17:23

buffy says:

what car a £1??
card details half inched

6th Feb 2007, 17:25

Faith says:

*wonders whatever happened to stickle-bricks. And fuzzy felts. And the magnetic wooden train from the ELC that everyone had.

6th Feb 2007, 17:26

Willow says:

*imagines fabulously designed new pocket and is very pleased.
*remembers lego comes in bright colours, even more pleased

6th Feb 2007, 17:27

Faith says:

Most architects spend all day playing with lego you know. Well if they have the intelligence to line the nobbles up with the holes they do anyway

6th Feb 2007, 17:28

buffy says:

and will add garage with goodly sized piece of hot wheels track attatched for little car,also will fix on end of track fabulous upside down loopy bit
*thinks , may need to have lie down in darkened room soon as can see it all in head now:0(

6th Feb 2007, 17:29

Willow says:

I loved fuzzy felts! i might go on a mission to find some! in fact yes yes i will!
goodbye all, i am off in search of nostalgic childhood toys!
*harnesses up squirrel and sets off

6th Feb 2007, 17:29

buffy says:

blees him.
I'll rearrange the furniture a bit while you're out and see if we can squeeze a sylvanian home cinema in there

6th Feb 2007, 17:31

buffy says:

loves the word nobbles ,will swop for eeebygumbay
do they really play with lego all day
*wonders

6th Feb 2007, 17:34

Faith says:

*tries to entice 2 massive beavers into baumer all by oneself

6th Feb 2007, 17:37

buffy says:

*wonders where can find an architect at this time on a tuesday evening
*wants it in nice bright lego for willow

6th Feb 2007, 17:38

Faith says:

At a speed dating event perhaps? Or maybe looking through the lonely hearts column of their local paper? Or harrassing the nearby farmers sheep?

6th Feb 2007, 17:40

buffy says:

*wonders what baumer is, as is stupid and doesn't know

6th Feb 2007, 17:40

Faith says:

*wonders if has spelt it correctly. Baumer? Boamer? Bomer?
Oh who cares! The big thing they corral animals into when in africa.
*sighs
*gets ass bitten by beaver

6th Feb 2007, 17:43

buffy says:

*wonders which of 3 would ahve best chance of finding architect.
maybe all three on agood night.

6th Feb 2007, 17:43

Faith says:

Oh you know those architects. They do lead busy lives. Swanky dressers too. Swanky with a silent 's'.

6th Feb 2007, 17:46

buffy says:

not heard of that one, thought it was misprint of beemer and wondered why anyone would want a beaver in such anice car

*just read that back :0) and lol

6th Feb 2007, 17:46

buffy says:

oh you did say Swanky.
*wonders why we're rounding up beavers

6th Feb 2007, 17:50

Faith says:

Beemers say 'look at me! look at me! I'm a k**b' Mercs on the other hand say 'please direct your gaze towards one. Thank you'.

You see the difference? I must away to find alfalfa for the beavers and a good saddle maker. Til the morrow

6th Feb 2007, 17:52

buffy says:

tata , been fabulous as always
*sadly knows said that outloud
til the morrow

6th Feb 2007, 17:55

buffy says:

*wonders ,
has anyone got a pocket big enough for me to hide in so as to get into Beverley Folk Festival?
*sniggers
It's just 25 mins up the road from me and I make mean choccy cake and there will be doilies a plenty. Maybe even silver ones.
*wonders

6th Feb 2007, 18:31

buffy says:

*almost put ,will go down on knees but thought better of it.
*fortunately.

6th Feb 2007, 18:42

Cress says:

*wonders if Faith is in Exetershire near me

6th Feb 2007, 19:01

Tweedle says:

Just popped in to say hello, and am shocked an appalled by the insinuation that women cannot read maps. Being most definately female *RRROOOOOOAAARRRR*, I am more than capable of navigating my way to any Dartmoor pub...in the dark even. So there.

And what's all this talk of harnessess, has someone got a WB loyalty card?

And since when could chocolate labradors type?

*is soooooo behind*

6th Feb 2007, 20:28

buffy says:

*manages to see fabulous photobucket pics with help from Cress:0)
*thinks ,judging by expression on brides face, she was very nervous about the forthcoming wedding night.

7th Feb 2007, 07:50

buffy says:

morning Faith , must dash ,be back later as usual
*waves

7th Feb 2007, 08:39

becky says:

how did i never know the moblog existed???

i feel so very deprived!!

7th Feb 2007, 12:18

buffy says:

*wonders if Faith is around
*suddenly it gets very busy on moblog.

7th Feb 2007, 12:31

buffy says:

*wonders if will be able to cope with all excitement
*doubts it

7th Feb 2007, 12:32

buffy says:

*senses it could be one of those f*****g weird days on moblog,

7th Feb 2007, 12:41

Faith says:

*wanders back a bit bandy legged after a night of breaking in beavers
Howdy!

7th Feb 2007, 12:41

buffy says:

And obviously by that , I mean one of those f*****g weirder than normal days

7th Feb 2007, 12:42

buffy says:

*wishes had seen whole beaver breaking exersise ,
ah, back to normal then.

7th Feb 2007, 12:44

Faith says:

*senses buffy may be having one of those 'potty mouth' days.
Hoorah and things!

7th Feb 2007, 12:44

buffy says:

new names confuse one so:0)

7th Feb 2007, 12:44

buffy says:

sorry,
*reaches for swear box.
I'm ok now thankyou

7th Feb 2007, 12:46

Faith says:

Yes I haven't a clue either but if they're 'special' they're welcome :o)
*wonders if the rangers up for some fast paced beaver shananigans today
*understands that that sounds a bit unfortunate but is beyond caring.

7th Feb 2007, 12:48

FOBS official says:

as a registered member of the Friends Of Beaver Society, it is insisted that i keep a close eye on your shinanigans!

*fumbles in pocket for ID

7th Feb 2007, 12:49

buffy says:

typically have to pop out for hour and half or so but will come back to you when I'm rich and brave a bit later on.

7th Feb 2007, 12:49

buffy says:

GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY POCKET YOU'VE KNOCKED OVER WILLOW*S SYLVANIAN FULLY FITTED KITCHEN

7th Feb 2007, 12:52

Faith says:

*gears up for more beaver training
Ok I shall be in yonder beaver paddock.

7th Feb 2007, 12:52

anonymous says:

*realises had hand in wrong pocket*

i apologise sincerely for the unfortunate destruction of willow's sylvanian fully fitted kitchen

*offer to pay for repairs with beaver related goods*

7th Feb 2007, 12:55

Faith says:

*looks at various items offered and takes the beaver shampoo, beaver mane n tail, and beaver chew toys.

7th Feb 2007, 12:56

anonymous(FOBS official) says:

ah good choice! the beaver shampoo is full of herbal goodness to keep you beavers coat glossy and shiny!

7th Feb 2007, 12:58

buffy says:

*waits for list of beaver related goods.
apart from school you see ,also does bit of cleaning and tidying at village surgery , hence popping in and out tendencys. Obviously they don't allow me anywhere near the pharmacy. Well. I mean, can you imagine.
*wonders if there'll be a beaver thong,
*bets there is.

7th Feb 2007, 12:59

buffy says:

late again hey ho
*goes

7th Feb 2007, 13:00

FOBS official says:

*is surprised Faith didn't take the beaver thong

7th Feb 2007, 13:00

Willow says:

Faith apologises for the temporary interruption due to technical problems and hopes to resume service asap.

*cue w***y interlude music

7th Feb 2007, 13:33

buffy says:

well, have become neither rich nor brave in absence but have come back to you all the same.
*wonders if has used
*sneered on moblog before.
*likes word and will wherever possible
*if remembers to that is.

7th Feb 2007, 14:42

buffy says:

or "sneers" even :0)

7th Feb 2007, 14:43

buffy says:

*opens mail and discovers to delight in new cd purchase from neil at fish records little bag of haribo tangfastics minis
*wonders if is part of company birthday celebrations:0)
*wonders why Mr Spade didn't do similar thing on birthday:0(

7th Feb 2007, 14:49

buffy says:

*wonders if free sweety thing could be adapted for use with sexy award winning folk fiddlers cd's to help shift them.
*possibly not

7th Feb 2007, 14:51

buffy says:

*nearly sneers but doesn't

7th Feb 2007, 14:52

buffy says:

*wonders wether to do poetry reading while Faith gets doo dah sorted
*wonders

7th Feb 2007, 14:57

becky says:

*swoons on over to fish records at thought of free sweeties and delightful music all in one package
*as amazon have been right b******ds and can't seem to locate the punch bowl
*realises buffy said tangfastics and screws up face in disgust
*wishes for something more chocolately such as a wildlife bar

7th Feb 2007, 15:00

buffy says:

love sour sweeties that make face screw up :0)

*suddenly has urge for something more chocolety
*glares at becky for putting idea in head

7th Feb 2007, 15:09

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*waits

7th Feb 2007, 15:13

buffy says:

*thinks whole technical difficulties thing is great excuse for escaping from moblog and wishes had thought of it months ago:0)

7th Feb 2007, 15:15

buffy says:

*waits with ranger

7th Feb 2007, 15:15

becky says:

i'm off to tesco in a bit so will bring back chocolate for all!

*wonders what the dartmoor ranger is waiting for

7th Feb 2007, 15:16

becky says:

*hopes ranger is wrapped up warm as is fecking freezing today and must be even worse on the moor

7th Feb 2007, 15:17

buffy says:

*peers with hand to eyes but can't see what ranger is waiting for

7th Feb 2007, 15:17

buffy says:

*carries on chopping veg for beef stew while waiting

7th Feb 2007, 15:20

becky says:

mmm beef stew is good when made with beer

7th Feb 2007, 15:21

buffy says:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmbeer

7th Feb 2007, 15:23

buffy says:

*wonders wether to put yams in

7th Feb 2007, 15:23

becky says:

*tries to entice ranger with freshly opened beer so as he might divulge what indeed he is waiting for
*rummages for bottle opener

7th Feb 2007, 15:24

becky says:

yams are good
good foraging food, seems to be a hundred and one different types and there are always yams to be found in random woodlands if you are willing to dig

7th Feb 2007, 15:26

buffy says:

*hopes faith's difficulties aren't too serious
*imagines faith getting in strop due to difficulties
*sniggers

7th Feb 2007, 15:26

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*waits for the right time, to early all will be lost, to late and will miss chance

7th Feb 2007, 15:27

becky says:

*ponders whether ranger has a cunningly evil plan up his sleeve, or any other part of clothing for that matter

7th Feb 2007, 15:30

buffy says:

*wonders if ranger is palnning one of rangers heart stopping escapes. or not.

7th Feb 2007, 15:30

buffy says:

also planning

7th Feb 2007, 15:33

buffy says:

*wonders if ranger can build little houses with lego, or not

7th Feb 2007, 15:34

becky says:

all multi-coloured because there is never enough of the same coloured brick?

7th Feb 2007, 15:35

buffy says:

*also thinks if ranger is always as chatty as this parties with ranger must be a barrel of laughs

7th Feb 2007, 15:35

becky says:

*wonders how many laughs a barrel actually holds

7th Feb 2007, 15:37

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

*wonders who Becky is
*wonders why would need to escape when isn't caught
*narrows eyes and hides in shadows

7th Feb 2007, 15:43

muffy says:

a huge quantity

7th Feb 2007, 15:43

muffy says:

*thinks might know who becky is
*thinks
*thought ranger always has need to escape
*can still see tassles poking out of shadows

7th Feb 2007, 15:47

buffy says:

but then as generally doesn't know who anybody is on moblog becky could be not who I think it is . I think

7th Feb 2007, 15:48

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

Muffy?
*goes for roam amoungst all the confusion

7th Feb 2007, 15:48

buffy says:

sorry it is me , I keep doing that for some reason
*may change name to muffy to save confusion
sorry
*waves

7th Feb 2007, 15:50

buffy says:

it's coz m and b are close together on keyboard and flying fingers hit wrong one
*wonders why on earth is explaining all this.

7th Feb 2007, 15:51

buffy says:

*sadly watches ranger range off due to typing error

7th Feb 2007, 15:53

buffy says:

just knew today was going to be weird for some reason :0) call it intuition , call it malcolm call it what you will but just knew it for some reason

7th Feb 2007, 15:58

buffy says:

*wonders if this is it, the end of the moblog .
*wonders
*gets bored
*wanders off

7th Feb 2007, 16:09

buffy says:

*wanders back to say obviously due to technical difficulty will not get to Ottwaaaa in time for gig tonight so unfortunately will have to make do with folky award thing on radio.
*wonders if Cress will wear posh frock for it . I may.

7th Feb 2007, 16:20

buffy says:

*wanders back again as suddenly realises poor beavers have not been fed what with odd day and faith being up to eyes in techno trouble.
*may need beavers to help get to Sydney for Friday night.
*wonders if tomorrow will be normal
*wonders if should b worried at talking to self again not for first time on moblog
*thinks maybe should but can't be arsed

7th Feb 2007, 16:43

Cress says:

*leaps dutifully into posh frock

Where are we? Where are we going? Hello, hope I'm not too late.
*mutters something about lectures

7th Feb 2007, 16:52

Cress says:

*thinks Faith has been unusually absent today

7th Feb 2007, 16:57

Cress says:

*has just finished backreading realises more than 50 posts originally attributed to buffy are, on closer inspection, becky.
*ponders sudden influx of moblog visitors and blames talk on mire of some people's inability to host pictures so put them on moblog instead bringing existence of moblog to general public
*thinks too much

7th Feb 2007, 17:05

Cress says:

*by 50 meant 50%

7th Feb 2007, 17:09

Cress says:

*feels a bit lonely

7th Feb 2007, 17:10

becky says:

*returns from tesco*

hmmm seems my presence may have disrupted whatever goes on here on moblog....

maybe it's best if i'm just a spectator?

*wonders of into shadows*

7th Feb 2007, 17:17

Cress says:

Oooh no, you're welcome here! We've just never had a cat before, that's all, we were surprised to meet you.
*attaches you to a lead
You shall be mine.

Everyone, meet Becky the Cat.

7th Feb 2007, 17:22

becky says:

meow

*puurrs contentedly

7th Feb 2007, 17:26

buffy says:

*reads back and thought cress 's knew name was becky and thinks now probably isn't, wonders if becky has wondered from mire regarding photos or some such
is very confused and goes away as head is hurting and needs to find corner in which to sit and put fingers in ears and do comforting hum til at least the next day.

7th Feb 2007, 17:34

Cress says:

*usually capitalises self's name you see
*is looking forward to radio tonight in anticipation of possible disadvantages speech
*doubts it though

7th Feb 2007, 17:40

buffy says:

*suddenly is gripped by cold fear as realises willpw has been conspicuous by absence ,
*hopes pussy cat hasn't mistaken willow for hamster.
*can't bear to think about it
*sobs

7th Feb 2007, 17:48

buffy says:

*feels sad and confused and wishes had faith to hide behind.
*decides will release beavers tomorrow if not needed for Sydney journey as is cruel to keep them rounded up .
*wanders off humming theme from born free .

7th Feb 2007, 17:50

Cress says:

*sad

7th Feb 2007, 18:12

Tweedle says:

Lack of faith is a problem we all have to face at one time or another Cressi.

*tucks in to the leftover sourmix*

7th Feb 2007, 19:10

buffy says:

*ears prick up at mention of leftover sourmix.
*hopes Tweedle hasn't scoffed the lot.
*hopes

7th Feb 2007, 19:47

Cress says:

*thinks there are disadvantages to being disadvantages

7th Feb 2007, 21:04

buffy says:

Oh Cress, there is so much yet for you to learn about the life one takes upon oneself when becoming a "disadvantage".
Oh yes ,there are promises of doilies and pretty t shirts , but the reality is a life of hiding in the shadows , scavenging for the odd crust here and there and having to change your name every five minutes . Not to mention whit hare . The only advantage is you get a uniform with big pockets and can talk about knobs and things with strangers.

7th Feb 2007, 22:24

buffy says:

*wonders why is on moblog at this time of night and also wonders ,assuming techno probs are sorted, will Faith return and indeed be bothered to read back all of todays musings and the like.
*wonders if ranger is still waiting .

7th Feb 2007, 22:29

Cress says:

Don't forget the sniggering!
*hopes Faith and Willow will return soon to complete the magic quadrumvirate.

7th Feb 2007, 22:50

buffy says:

*sneaks in as spent night sleeping over in mire and is worried faith will discover indescretion
*.Is worried for faith's safety
*hopes faith sorted techno problem
.
*missed faith like anything but must hide fact from faith as will think is going soft.

8th Feb 2007, 08:00

buffy says:

*saw ranger still waiting on way over from mire, made me jump standing out there like that in the half light of dawn.

8th Feb 2007, 08:01

Cress says:

*clocks in for the morning
*isn't ashamed of Mirely infidelity but does hope Faith's technical problems are sorted soon so upon returning from deathly dull practical session concerning Stanislavsky will find adventure in full swing
*that's the only reason
*honestly doesn't miss Faith
*truly





*sobs quietly

8th Feb 2007, 08:08

buffy says:

don't Cress
*runs off sobbing uncontrollably to look for hankie.
*drapes self on window seat and gazes out wistfully across mire.
* backgroung music....something moving and slow on piano.
*fears the worst

8th Feb 2007, 08:13

Cress says:

It's not the piano instrumental of the White Hare is it??

8th Feb 2007, 08:17

buffy says:

*pushes slow moving thing off piano and kicks it across floor into corner,
*puts on whit hare.
*suddenly remembers has to go and feed beavers.

8th Feb 2007, 08:18

buffy says:

*Oh Cress what is to become of us, It could mean the workhouse you know.
*shudders at thought of trudging through streets trying to sell copies of F F.

8th Feb 2007, 08:20

Cress says:

It's no use, we're doomed! And now I must leave you all alone, for to discover the delights of Russian method acting.
Maybe, if it all falls through for us, my acting will convince people that it's an album they really need to buy... it's award winning these days...

8th Feb 2007, 08:23

buffy says:

*wonders if anyone will be around later as doesn't want to be................cue orchestra....
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
All by myself
Anymore

8th Feb 2007, 08:25

buffy says:

*wonders if heard thankyou in speech last night to all who bought album, but can't remember so goes out into the day.
*sniggers ,but only a little bit.

8th Feb 2007, 08:28

buffy says:

*on way out takes ranger hot drink as must be nithered out there waiting.

8th Feb 2007, 08:30

becky...the cat says:

*opens one green eye
*takes look around room
*decides it's too cold
*closes eye and drifts off again...

8th Feb 2007, 11:51

buffy says:

*wanders back in with all the enthusiasm of a brick as has sudden almighty head cold so may snuggle up warm and have hot drink and watch the events of the afternoon on molob unravel.
*will obviously pop the odd ha'penneth in at appropriate times. ;0)

8th Feb 2007, 12:55

Cress says:

*meeps in a lunchbreak sort of way and waves a quick hello

8th Feb 2007, 13:14

buffy says:

*makes hot drink for self and knocks on window to ranger, as is still waiting, and makes twisty hand movement denoting asking if wants one or not,

8th Feb 2007, 13:28

Cress says:

*considers dropping policy of character honesty and briefly masquerading as Ranger to entertain buffy

*nah

8th Feb 2007, 13:29

buffy says:

*has been on blog long enough to know there is no such thing as character honesty.
*is not THAT stupid
:0)

8th Feb 2007, 13:38

For Buffy says:

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
Ill never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...rangers hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a roam...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

Theres ranger on the edge of town
Ride the kings highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...hes old, and his skin is cold

The southwest is the best
The southwest is the best
Get here, and well do the rest

The blue bus is callin us
The blue bus is callin us
Driver, where you taken us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...i want to...f*** you

Cmon baby, take a chance with us
Cmon baby, take a chance with us
Cmon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin a blue rock
Cmon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But youll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end

8th Feb 2007, 13:49

buffy says:

what a F*****GLY excellent way to go

8th Feb 2007, 13:54

buffy says:

*wonders if can keep knob
*wonders

8th Feb 2007, 14:02

buffy says:

*takes last look round, remembers all adventures and with laughter ringing in ears ,leaves

*whooshy door noise.
:0)

8th Feb 2007, 17:47

Faith says:

*attempted to read back
*gave up
Well well well.
*looks around at giant empty space
*hangs head and slopes off, giving one last look over shoulder.
*decides to sit for just a little while... just in case

9th Feb 2007, 12:19

Faith says:

*gets bored sitting and stomps back into centre of big empty space, flings arms wide and shouts
HELLO? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

9th Feb 2007, 12:26

Cress says:

HELLO!

9th Feb 2007, 12:27

Cress says:

We thought you'd gone forever!

9th Feb 2007, 12:28

Faith says:

*listens to echo of one's own voice reverberating around the place
*sighs
*wonders and hopes that the others managed to find a way to escape the blog
*picks up discarded knob off of floor
*sighs again and goes to set beavers free

9th Feb 2007, 12:29

Faith says:

*hears voice
*turns around
*does slow motion run
I was so worried I feared perhaps the ranger had done away with you all, or worse you'd escaped!
*thinks maybe should have read back further and wonders whether to sue BT for stress an inconvenience

9th Feb 2007, 12:31

Cress says:

Sueing BT sounds like even more stress and inconvenience. Here, I basked a cake.

9th Feb 2007, 12:34

Cress says:

I say that, I mean I baked a cake. Though I've often been tempted to sunbathe atop a giant Victoria Sponge, I'm sure today is not the day to fufill such a dream.

9th Feb 2007, 12:35

Faith says:

Not unless you want to take someone's eye out!
*peeks outside to where it's still snowing
*grimaces at thought of braving it to go shopping
If I don't return I'm probably sitting in a ditch swearing a lot :o)

9th Feb 2007, 12:42

Faith says:

*wonders how cold the ranger gets wearing ass-less chaps in this weather
*sniggers at thought of snowflakes clinging to bum hair
*pulls oneself together

9th Feb 2007, 12:44

Cress says:

*pouts at lack of snow in Exetershire
*sniggers at Ranger
*pouts again as no chance of snow on own bum hair as lack of snow and lack of hair.

9th Feb 2007, 12:45

buffy says:

*takes medication (double dose)and crawls back into wherever it is with barely concealed urge to give someone a really really big slap or hug as is not sure which.

9th Feb 2007, 12:51

Faith says:

*curses illegality of snow chains in this country
*sniggers also
*hopes buffy is well
*sets off into snow
I may be some time...

9th Feb 2007, 12:52

Cress says:

Don't say that, you'll scare us again.

9th Feb 2007, 12:53

Faith says:

*assumes buffy is referring to CEO of BT
*wonders if can survive on no food

9th Feb 2007, 12:53

Cress says:

*thinks not and donates, with a sigh, cake to Faith.

9th Feb 2007, 13:02

fifi says:

*fed up of buffy.
*has new name

*sits in corner and ponders and wonders

9th Feb 2007, 13:12

fifi says:

*wants to know the end of what exactly ?

9th Feb 2007, 13:19

fifi says:

*finds out of tune fiddle video extremely amusing
*sniggers big time

9th Feb 2007, 13:25

fifi says:

*infact, finds it so amusing ,decides to watch it until faith's return, whenever that maybe.

9th Feb 2007, 13:31

fifi says:

*gets bored watching hilarious vid so fiddles about putting starships fabulous nothing's gonna stop us now song on space.
*and bops along to it .

9th Feb 2007, 14:09

fifi says:

*wonders if faith has got lost in whiteout .
*wonders wether to don snowshoes and follow footprints but then thinks would look very silly as there is no snow here as far as one can see.
*goes over there to do something.

9th Feb 2007, 14:33

joss says:

*trudges into view over crest of hill.
*looks relieved to see someone
hie there! is this the place where the beavers are kept?

9th Feb 2007, 14:42

fifi says:

well ,they were for awhile but they were released a while back. surplass to requirments.
*thinks, isn't even going to ask who newcomer is as is pointless exersise on moblog any way.

what brings you to these parts ??

9th Feb 2007, 14:46

joss says:

*looks inscrutable
it's not important now. fare thee well stranger.
*retraces steps, muttering something about a fashion faux pas. slips and falls on ass in snow, but bravely struggles back to feet and ploughs on.

9th Feb 2007, 14:55

fifi says:

*watches figure bravely ploughing on through snow,
*wants to snigger at slip but doesn't as knows feeling.
*farewell , safe journey

9th Feb 2007, 15:03

fifi says:

*leaves lttle note on fridge door for Cress.

*taxi


:0)

9th Feb 2007, 15:24

Cressle says:

*reads fridge door
*ponders
*it says READ THE NOTE, IDIOT
*reads note on fridge door
*looks a bit disappointed
*gazes about for company

Faith? fifi? Anyone?

9th Feb 2007, 17:31

Cressle says:

*thinks it's suddenly much warmer despite the snow, nearby fridge, and lack of sufficient covering
*might just have a little sleep now

9th Feb 2007, 19:33

Faith says:

*comes back from trying to purchase copy of latest single only to have been informed by HMV that it's not even on their list
*sulks
*sulks a bit more
*wonders about out of tune fiddle video
*goes off to try and find it

11th Feb 2007, 19:11

Cress says:

*wakes up with blue lips
*frowns
*puts on some lipstick and mutters about bed too narrow

It's somewhere on YouTube; if you run a search for Seth Lakeman Massey Hall it should come up and have you laughing till the cows come home and complain about traffic.

*ponders HMV's unwise move not to buy single
*ponders Faith's unwise move to buy single
*ponders own hairstyle
*frowns at icicles in fringe and mutters about cold as mortal clay

12th Feb 2007, 08:04

fifi says:

hmmmmm, thought knob was left on floor just over there.
*wonders where it's gone
*ponders

12th Feb 2007, 18:15

Sedna says:

*changes name to one of aptly chilly mythical deadness
*examines spot where knob is not

Fi had a knob upon that spot
Where be it now she knoweth not
Did Faith retrieve it from the embers
Of the blog no-one remembers?
Has it gone or does it hide?
It was Fifi's joy and pride.

12th Feb 2007, 19:56

Pharmc247(johnc310-at-aol-dot-com) says:

Very nice site!

18th Jun 2009, 12:56