You do seem to like your trashy mags matey...
Heh, in my defence the reason they're here is because we've advertised in them... but I may have had a sneaky read.
"Hmmm, what shall we advertise in this week...?" :D
Sex rotted my inside,...
Girl you must have smelled then,.... I always suggest washing afterwards with loads of water.
It might not be a girl!
Girls have insides,... buys outsides,...
Boys have no insides? None at all?
PP you have let out the secret that all guys are hollow, you will be thrown out of the union for sure!
many blokes do seem to have a void
*Puddle Puff in Hollowman sex shocker*
I wish I had the job of making up the covers for trashy mags.....
The amusement of this has been eclipsed by my housemate. She walked in tonight and said:
"Guess what happened to me? My giant glass cock fell on my head and concussed me."
Make a headline out of that...
(She's a bit embarrassed.)
*Giant cock in head shocker - flatmate unable to speak*
A glass Hen, or personal product?
Yes but, no but, yes but, does my face look bothered.
A rather large glass chicken creature... almost proper hen-size. I think the latter would be more understandable.
"Sex rotted my insides", well, "That's life"
"My groom's secret wife and 13 kids", hey, "That's life"
And Helen; how about "Crystal cock concusses coy cutie"
I wonder if any of my friends have giant glass cocks....
I'm sure that some of mine do... Well I work in theatre!
She doesn't anymore. It's smashed. She found it by the Oxfam bin at Tesco last week. It was glorious/slightly mortified me.
I am sorry I haven't a picture.
I'm sure that we can imagine
I double-dare some to do a Google image search!
(P) what's this?