I am a model. At the moment I am Marshal Ney from the Aifix Napoleonic Wars gift set..
We really do live in Skaro!
I'm all a quiver with excitement!
And so you should be! There's a chocolate egg with toffee pieces in it, 2 bags of orgasm toffee, and 3 caramel filled smaller eggs. It has been sitting in my kitchen for a week whispering "Eat me Twiglet....Eat me.." !
can i be your god daughter please?
OMG Thortons is my favorite Chocolates....I need a UK fix and fast now...
You can all sod off!! Its mine! ALL MINE!! MUHAHAHAHA
But Dazzle, you know i am your best friend and you love me........