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Hidden spycam captures moment
when, for a lark,
Adam replaced the strings
with rubberbands .
100?s of Music vouchers to be won with MSN Music
18th Jun 2007, 21:38  

babs says:

Jamie swore an oath of secrecy .

18th Jun 2007, 22:54

Emma says:

Ooo that Adam, he does like a larf!

No lederhosen or dungarees I noticed.

18th Jun 2007, 22:55

Emma says:

he also has suspiciaously bulgy pockets. I wonder if its aprerequisite of working with the Lakemns? Sean seems to be the only one with any sartorial elegance.

18th Jun 2007, 22:56

Emma says:

Wonder who sabotaged my keyboard? They seem to have stolen spaces and vowels.

Monsieur Drambuie has much to answer for.

18th Jun 2007, 22:57

babs says:

Ooooo yes, the bulgy pocket escaped my notice. How odd, I must be sickening for something
*goes for lie down
*but has a little peep first
yes , there's something there alright .

18th Jun 2007, 23:00

babs says:

it's a sort of a pointy bulge as opposed to the usual regular rectangular Lakeman type.
I feel measurements should be taken at the soonest opportunity. This could be the start of a new chapter in bulge history.

18th Jun 2007, 23:04

Emma says:

I shall search for a tape measure at the earliest opportunity. Do you think a ruler will do or shall we need a builder's tape?

18th Jun 2007, 23:05

Emma says:

Looks like we found a photo of tenting after all.

18th Jun 2007, 23:05

babs says:

oh a builders tape definately.
I myself will bring a spirit level.

we may need pliers

18th Jun 2007, 23:07

Emma says:

Will be helpful in extracting response to myspace message from Mr Spade.

I could entice/threaten him with images of hot tubs but I feel a little physical violence will work more efficiently.

18th Jun 2007, 23:11

babs says:

*stands back to see if Emma can succeed where others have failed
*coughs again and *ahems for good measure.

I'll bet you a pack of North Staff Oatcakes he doesn't reply.

18th Jun 2007, 23:17

babs says:

On first inspection it looks as though the bulge is further down the thigh than the Lakeman one.

18th Jun 2007, 23:18

Emma says:

I never looked to see how big his feet were.

*goes to check myspace for reply*

18th Jun 2007, 23:20

babs says:

*stands nervously on own, watching Emma legging out of blog
Well thanks for that , leave me here to try and smooth things over.
*wonders if that was best phrase to use in circumstances.
*thinks perhaps not.
*goes oooo quietly so as no one hears , hopefully.

18th Jun 2007, 23:34

Emma says:

No response so far. Probably shouldn't have pointed out the obscenities we may have inadvertantly uttered.

18th Jun 2007, 23:37

babs says:

Inadvertantly? ? I always utter mine on purpose.
It saves time having to go back and explain them .
Although, I did think , upon reflection , the "smoothing things over" thing might have gone a tad too far.
But then nobody noticed the "knob" and "going down" reference earlier in blog history so I think we should be ok .

19th Jun 2007, 01:14

maymay says:

I'm not sureI'm up for bulges first thing so will return after coffee & lie down!..............pointy & rectangular.hmm I will scour photos as well!

19th Jun 2007, 08:52

Emma says:

All quiet on the messaging front.

Coffee sounds good...oy! Maymay! Get me one too.

19th Jun 2007, 13:07

maymay says:

latte , capp,.mocha americano, or just plain ole coffee Em?.I thought you meant pics at first I blushed!

19th Jun 2007, 13:37

babs says:

*does "little told you so " dance.

*suddenly remembers may have various examples of bulging in own small collection of pics.
*tries to remember.

*goes to look.

19th Jun 2007, 14:08

Emma says:

double espresso with vanilla syrup. Thanks very much.

19th Jun 2007, 14:42

babs says:

..we should have a little gallery of cropped bulge pics . I know we covered it a goodly while ago on mire , but it's one of those things that has a timeless quality about it .

19th Jun 2007, 16:17

maymay says:

thats the first thing thats perked me up all day babs

19th Jun 2007, 16:21

babs says:

there's nothing like a prominent bulge to make the day go with a swing.

19th Jun 2007, 16:41

babs says:

*knows should stop but can't

*tries to grip sides of blog to stop steady and relentless( oooo that was clever) slide into depths of something or other.

*wonders if imagines it , but seems to think bulges ,whoever the bulgee, generally appear on left hand thigh.
*goes to check library of all pics featuring said bulges from shoe box under bed.
the one where the dust hasn't had chance to settle .

and never will


*has said too much.

19th Jun 2007, 16:53

maymay says:

I have now guffawed loudly across the office and am unable to explain why I'm laughing so much! .....and yes being in an office with a load of guys apparently left is good.........weird!

19th Jun 2007, 17:01

babs says:

................apart from, .....doesn't really have a shoe box under bed.

It's more a big cupboard with all pics filed by, date , shape ,estimated size, and visual impact.

19th Jun 2007, 17:08

babs says:

* gets out brand new box file and lovingly inscribes a parchment label with the words

"tenting pics"

*is hopeful of filling file with Beautiful Days so few weeks away.

19th Jun 2007, 17:15

babs says:

*is suddenly aware is talking to self , not for first time on moblog by any stretch,



and sticks pins in small facsimile of B Bragg.

19th Jun 2007, 17:18

mike says:

i will, of course, add some pics of adam 'fiddling' with seth's 'equipment' at beverleeeee and have a similar bulge/tenting search......

19th Jun 2007, 18:03

babs says:

*faints at prospect.


*gets into position

19th Jun 2007, 18:10

mike says:

ok - added a couple for everyone's amusement. jolly good luck everyone!!!

19th Jun 2007, 18:23

mike says:

just as a matter of interest, from a purely bloke's point of view, do adam and seth go for those badly fitted but deliberately wonky Levi jeans??? just after a pair myself you see and......

19th Jun 2007, 18:24

Emma says:

Oh dear. I think we corrupted another good man.

19th Jun 2007, 18:25

mike says:

personally, i'm already pretty corrupt, so i assume you mean involving adam in the trouser department!!!!

19th Jun 2007, 18:26

Emma says:

Wouldn't know anything about the corruption of Mr Spade but he did grin at Babs when she asked about lederhosen.

19th Jun 2007, 18:27

babs says:

*sulks as missed the slapping .

19th Jun 2007, 19:01

Emma says:

*slaps babs*

Oh! you mean in the lederhosen, sorry!

Here, have some ice to take away the swelling.

20th Jun 2007, 00:29

babs says:

*mind has now been flooded with wonky jeans and adam's trouser department and slapping.

*sits in corner ,sticks fingers in ears, hums comforting tune and sucks on ice cube.

20th Jun 2007, 08:31

Emma says:

Got any of those ice-cubes left? Just had an idea

21st Jun 2007, 15:10

babs says:


*hands them over and waits in corner to see idea take shape .

21st Jun 2007, 15:16

Emma says:

They're just for gargling with. I want to be in fine voice for Warwick FF just in case we can convince the lakeperson that the mire Choir is an excellent idea.




21st Jun 2007, 16:34

babs says:

*joins in

steady your guns until the last man comes

oh yeah baby

21st Jun 2007, 20:12

Emma says:

Are those the lyrics? Blimey.

I had no idea folk music was so kinky.

22nd Jun 2007, 10:34

babs says:

really?? I 've obviously misinterpreted all the lyrics refering to maidens and things under bushes and weapons being thrusted then.

*listens and re-interprets.

22nd Jun 2007, 14:15

Provider Of Filth says:

My personal favourite innuendo-strewn song: The Buxom Lass

Oh as I walked out one morning I spied a pretty lass,
Belonging to some dairy man and she had a field of grass
And it grew between two mountains beside a running stream
And she asked me to cut it down while the small birds sweetly sing.

So I said, "My pretty young maid, what wages do you give.
For mowing it is hard labour unless your scythe is good."
She said, "If you do please me as I am lying here,
I will give you a crown and acre and plenty of strong beer."

So I said, "My pretty young girl, I like your wages well.
And if I mow your grass down you shall say it's done well
For my scythe it is in good order and lately has been sound,
So my bonny lass I'll mow your grass until it's to the ground."

So she said, "My handsome young man, will you now begin?
For my grass it is in good order and I long to have it in.
It is such pleasant weather I long to clear the ground
So keep your scythe in order and mow my meadow down."

Then with courage like a lion I walked into the field
But before I had mowed one swathe of grass I was obliged to yield;
Before I had mowed one swathe of grass my scythe got bent and broke,
And she said, "My handsome young man, you're tired of your work."

She said, "My handsome young man, you're tired of your work,
For mowing it is hard labour and it's weakening to the back.
Mowing it is hard labour and you must it forsake,
But around my little meadow you may use your fork and rake."

So I said, "My pretty young maid, do not run me out.
For I stop all summer long I cannot cut it down.
It is such a pleasant place and it grows such crops of grass,
And it is well watered by the spring that makes it grow so fast."

23rd Jun 2007, 00:41

babs says:

I rest my case .

23rd Jun 2007, 00:47

Emma says:

Its just like One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow, one man and his dog and a bottle of beer, went to mow a meadow.

Only less annoying and shorter.

23rd Jun 2007, 17:40

babs says:

ten in the bed and the little one said ........

23rd Jun 2007, 23:59

Emma says:

roll up, roll up!

oh sorry, it was roll over, wasn't it?

Roll-ups are a totally different thing.

*thinks about ten in the bed*

24th Jun 2007, 01:35

Chlo says:

*wonders who has to be involved*

24th Jun 2007, 16:10

babs says:

well 10 people for a start .

25th Jun 2007, 14:23

babs says:

9 ordinary sized people and one smaller one .

25th Jun 2007, 14:23

Cress says:

Sounds like the ideal Miremeet doesn't it.

26th Jun 2007, 11:46

Chlo says:

Im quite small...smaller than who you are talking about...although im probably normal size for my age...


27th Jun 2007, 12:46

Cress says:

Who says I wasn't talking about you, shekshy?

28th Jun 2007, 20:24