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24th Jun 2007, 13:31  

mike says:

sorry - forgot to rotate!!!!!!

24th Jun 2007, 13:32

babs says:

really ?? I thought he was performing in a submarine.

24th Jun 2007, 13:39

babs says:

*is reminded of vid for teen spirit



24th Jun 2007, 13:42

mike says:

it's the right way round on MY computer!!!

24th Jun 2007, 13:42

babs says:

its' the right way round on my laptop if i stand it on it's side.

24th Jun 2007, 13:56

babs says:

*runs risk of r.s.i in neck with this one .

*but feels it worth it.

24th Jun 2007, 13:57

babs says:

he really does look the part.

he needs to be on stage.


he could be "man slightly to the side and not quite at the back"



24th Jun 2007, 13:59

babs says:

from beverleeee mike ?
:0)

24th Jun 2007, 14:05

mike says:

...of course...just warming up the camera before the main event...notice fog appearing (at least i think it's fog..)

24th Jun 2007, 14:16

babs says:

....yes, ...fog,...... or mind controlling entity just emerging from alien spacecraft at the rear.
the landing lights give it away.

24th Jun 2007, 14:34

babs says:

*does , do do do do dooooo from close encounters .
you have to hear it in your head as moblog is without speakers and woofers and the like.

24th Jun 2007, 14:36

mike says:

i was thinking more along the lines of Adam going:
"der der der,
der der dah der,
der der der,
deh deeerrrrr"

24th Jun 2007, 14:53

babs says:

"da da da da dum dee dum dee daaaaaaa,and a one and a two, and a one two three four.
boop boop be doooooooo

shang a lang "

and pause
and dismount
hands in the air
and bow
.

24th Jun 2007, 15:03

Chlo says:

Perhaps...'D..D..d.d.....d....d.....yep that should do it!!'

'Seth!! Your tenor's tuned!!!'

24th Jun 2007, 16:06

babs says:

*considers possibility of starting
"Lets get Adam on stage because he looks the part "
group on facebook.

*changes mind.

24th Jun 2007, 16:26

Emma says:

Can he be our bit on the side?

24th Jun 2007, 16:53

Chlo says:

Ooo-errrr...*giggles*

24th Jun 2007, 17:44

babs says:

yeah, watched glastonbury , saw man at back :0)

24th Jun 2007, 20:12

babs says:

also saw Adam at the side

*tee hee

24th Jun 2007, 20:39

babs says:

..and do the "if I crouch down they wont see me thing" he does so well.

:0)

24th Jun 2007, 20:47

babs says:

*runs over from mire with dyson and the dusters (good band name) to have a quick tidy just incase blog has sudden influx of visitors following award winning sexy folk fiddlers triumphant performance on beeb.

*wonders who self is kidding .
:)

:0)

24th Jun 2007, 21:42

Chlo says:

*thinks that the flood is more likely to happen on the mire*

24th Jun 2007, 22:04

babs says:

you never know, we may get a tric.kle.

now, if only Mr M can dazzle some more .


24th Jun 2007, 22:37

babs says:

*rewatches glastonbury and sees jamie twiddling knobs at the side.

*liked man at the back's shirt.

25th Jun 2007, 10:34

babs says:

*looks at pic again and hums teen spirit again.

25th Jun 2007, 10:34

babs says:

I see st ronan has a fabulous new pic on his blog.
*is fed up of seeing Lakemen under girls aloud.

25th Jun 2007, 11:42

babs says:

*looks at pic again

Hello (x 16)

With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea

25th Jun 2007, 11:43

babs says:

*moves chair from near window to just to the left of the door.

25th Jun 2007, 11:48

Chlo says:

*Comes back to give Babs some company...*
We don't want you talking to yourself now do we!
Perhaps Mr M could grace us with his presence..?

25th Jun 2007, 13:08

Cress says:

Ahaha, what a fab picture. Born to be a star, that one.

25th Jun 2007, 13:57

Chlo says:

Oh yes!! I think all the crew are born to be stars really!!
Jamie is born to be Chesney Hawkes...but he was really a one hit wonder...not sure you can call that a star..
Tim...could be Mika..there is a slight resemblance there...but not quite sure about the sexuality..
Who does Adam look like...or is he just a star in his own right??

25th Jun 2007, 14:08

Cress says:

Suggest you google David Spade.

25th Jun 2007, 14:12

Chlo says:

Hahahaaa

Oh yes that is defnately the right one!!!

25th Jun 2007, 14:13

babs says:

Adam is now Kurt in my eyes .

at least from a distance standing on stage with a guitar with the early promise of fog around.

:0)

25th Jun 2007, 14:21

Chlo says:

Kurt as in Kurt Cobain...the Kurt Cobain that is kinda...slightly not here anymore..??

25th Jun 2007, 14:32

Cress says:

I'm with Chlo on this one, he looks a bit more - um - alive than Cobain.

And there's no way he could have fired the gun with legs that short.

25th Jun 2007, 14:36

Chlo says:

Does the shortness of legs generally affect the ability to fire a gun??

25th Jun 2007, 14:38

Cress says:

In the case of Kurt Cobain yes. Or at least the shortness of the arms. And the two are ordinarily in proportion. From which reasoning we can safely assume that Mr Spade up there is in no risk of shotgun misuse just yet.

25th Jun 2007, 14:43

babs says:

*looks back up at pic,
yep definately kurt.

25th Jun 2007, 15:06

The Keeper says:

*runs past with what appears to be a giant net
*stops and runs back, panting

Someone say Kurt Cobain?

25th Jun 2007, 17:11

The Keeper says:

Anyone?

25th Jun 2007, 17:15

Cress says:

Oo oo me I did I did and so did they but I'm more interesting come and talk to me Keeperrrrrrrrr!

*deep breath and looks nonchalant like return of Keeper is devoid of meaning in every sense

25th Jun 2007, 17:17

Cress says:

Have you come to bless us with more pictures?

25th Jun 2007, 17:19

The Keeper says:

*huffs

Nice to know when I'm wanted.

25th Jun 2007, 17:19

The Keeper says:

Oops, late - so I AM wanted! But only for my pictures, how very mercenary.

25th Jun 2007, 17:20

Cress says:

Good to see you again, Keeper. The Moblog as it once was is dying. The end of an Age is at hand. Now we are plagued with endless snaps of the Lakeperson flaunting the fruits of his travels and bright shiny lights. No more do we roam the outlands or sail the high seas. Apart from Saturday but that was different.

25th Jun 2007, 17:22

The Keeper says:

Ah, yes I saw that. Good use of phasers.

25th Jun 2007, 17:23

Cress says:

Can we have some Stingray, pretty pretty please, for old time's sake? Can you persuade the rest of the cast..?

25th Jun 2007, 17:23

Cress says:

Oh, thank you re: the phasers by the way

25th Jun 2007, 17:24

The Keeper says:

Stingray eh? You'll just have to wait and see. I recommend you look tomorrow sometime though, you never know...

25th Jun 2007, 17:25

Cress says:

*gasps

Can it be true? Can it really???

25th Jun 2007, 17:27

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

Probably not, knowing this place...........

25th Jun 2007, 17:28

The Keeper says:

Shut your mouth, Ranger, I'm warning you.

25th Jun 2007, 17:28

Cress says:

Ranger!! Can I offer you some tea? Gherkin? Edible plate?

25th Jun 2007, 17:29

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

No thank you Cress.

*glares at Keeper and stalks off

25th Jun 2007, 17:30

babs says:

*rolls on floor in hysterics

25th Jun 2007, 17:30

The Keeper says:

Thank God for that, if he'd stayed we might have caught something.

Actually.

*glances at net

Damn.

25th Jun 2007, 17:31

Cress says:

Aww you scared him away, I liked him :( And he owes me lunch.

25th Jun 2007, 17:32

The Keeper says:

He owes a lot of people a lot of things but in general you just have to give up hoping.

25th Jun 2007, 17:33

Cress says:

Well that's cheerful. I kind of had anyway. But the good news is that I do actually HAVE gherkins, tea, and edible plates. I've been keeping them in a safe place in case you ever came back. Would you like..?

25th Jun 2007, 17:36

The Keeper says:

Gherkin would be lovely please but no plate. Doily would be good if you've got one though. Want one babs?

25th Jun 2007, 17:37

Cress says:

Plate will be good for hurling frisbee-style at the Rainbow Ranger if he returns, perhaps. *sniggers

You missed my birthday you know Keeper. *hands Keeper a gherkin and plate

25th Jun 2007, 17:38

SMG says:

The Rainbow Ranger? Well heaven knows he could do with a zip on his mouth...

25th Jun 2007, 17:39

The Keeper says:

I think it's a bit stale... and I take it we've no doilies... oh well... here, have the plate back. You may indeed frizby it if need be

25th Jun 2007, 17:40

The Keeper says:

OMG SARAH NO!

25th Jun 2007, 17:41

Cress says:

No, sorry, no doilies :( Well it's a fine fine day and the rain in Yorkshire has taken a brief hiatus; what shall we do? Maybe I should rename myself The Dales Ranger but that would just confuse everyone

25th Jun 2007, 17:43

SMG says:

Was it something I said? *sniggers

25th Jun 2007, 17:44

The Keeper says:

No Cress. God knows one Ranger is enough.

25th Jun 2007, 17:44

Cress says:

And as usual the Moblog clock is out of synch with reality and quarter of an hour fast. The imminent "quarter to five" means I have to go but... you will come back... won't you..? Please? Or I refuse to leave.

25th Jun 2007, 17:45

The Keeper says:

You cannot press The Keeper.

25th Jun 2007, 17:46

Cress says:

Oh, very well then. But I'm counting on more Stingray. I want the blog back and I want it like the old days. *remembers manners

Please.

Toodloo!

25th Jun 2007, 17:47

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

Would anyone care to enlighten me as I've still no idea what I'm meant to have done.

25th Jun 2007, 17:48

The Keeper says:

Cheerio Cress!

Ranger maybe I shall "enlighten" you next time we meet. Muahaha.

25th Jun 2007, 17:49

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

Please do. Otherwise I shall be forced to conclude there is no reason at all other than malice, which seeing as I'm not sure who you are, it might take a while till the next time we meet.

25th Jun 2007, 17:50

The Keeper says:

People who live in glass houses etc etc

25th Jun 2007, 17:51

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

Whatever.........

25th Jun 2007, 17:51

babs says:

*grabs hold of chair and hauls self up .
*whimpers
*does cartwheel
*panics
*hums comforting song
*grabs knob
*puts fingers in ears
*hits side of head with knob
*dashes to holodeck
*dashes back refreshed and somewhat disheveled
*looks for someone to hide behind
*goes down

25th Jun 2007, 17:53

babs says:

*stairs , for umpteenth time on moblog.

25th Jun 2007, 17:54

The Keeper says:

Hello babs, would you care for a nice refreshing glass of wine in that handy bar over there? It looks very trendy.

25th Jun 2007, 17:55

SMG says:

With chrome bits and curvy corners and pictures in strange places and metal stools that look good but are murder to sit on?!

25th Jun 2007, 17:57

The Keeper says:

Exactly, exactly. Trendy in the highest.

25th Jun 2007, 17:58

babs says:

*wipes chin with hanky,
oo yes please could do with something to wash the taste away actually.

25th Jun 2007, 17:59

The Keeper says:

...Riiight... white or red?

25th Jun 2007, 18:00

SMG says:

Gross!

25th Jun 2007, 18:01

The Keeper says:

Actually I have to go now... until tomorrow... farewell!

*vanishes with a dramatic flourish of black cloak and whooshing noise of scythe which has had blade replaced with large net

25th Jun 2007, 18:03

babs says:

*it was a particularly sour apple .
I'll have a pint of each thankyou so much barkeep.

25th Jun 2007, 18:04

babs says:

*takes cue and goes too.

25th Jun 2007, 18:06

Cress says:

Aww I missed LOADS! *pouts

25th Jun 2007, 21:04

babs says:

*I hid behind the wall over there for most of it .

25th Jun 2007, 21:09

babs says:

what do ya reckon the chances of a pic from glastonbury are cress??

25th Jun 2007, 21:10

Chlo says:

No chance...actually there is a slight chance...i know two people that went so i may be able to persuade...hmm

25th Jun 2007, 21:26

maymay says:

*.............wanders in after fruitless search for giraffe and adventure to find things have moved on ...* however is heartened by news of poss glasto pics and decides to leave giraffe to fend for itsself..............wanders off

26th Jun 2007, 09:02

The Keeper says:

I see this Mr M character has taken over and believes the Moblog to be his own these days. Thinks he deserves an extra star as well.

Typical of him really. We're watching you "Mr M".

26th Jun 2007, 11:47

The Keeper says:

Of course, look at that. There's nobody here. Sweet nobody. Not like the old days.

Is this your idea of dazzling input?

26th Jun 2007, 11:51

Mr M says:

Mr M may be being watched...
But,,
Mr M is watching YOU!!!!

26th Jun 2007, 11:53

The Keeper says:

How convenient. How prompt. How predictable.

26th Jun 2007, 11:58

Mr M says:

Well..i do try my best.
*slaps The Keeper across the face*
*runs away just for fun*

Come and get me..

26th Jun 2007, 12:03

The Keeper says:

WTF?! Don't push your luck Mr M, I'm not joking for once.

26th Jun 2007, 12:05

Sarah MG says:

And by the magic of email.. here I am!

26th Jun 2007, 12:06

Mr M says:

Joking?? Im not joking with you Keeper!
*sarcastic grin*
You better watch it!!

26th Jun 2007, 12:06

The Keeper says:

Of course the truth of it is that you can't actually slap an anthropomorphic personification because you'll turn into a paradox. That's a widely known fact but I doubt someone of Mr M's intelligence would understand.

26th Jun 2007, 12:07

The Keeper says:

*looks around

No, you're certainly not with me. Thank f**k for that. And what exactly am I meant to be watching, I wonder? Apart from you, obviously, watching me watching you.

26th Jun 2007, 12:08

Sarah MG says:

Is this going to turn into an Abba song?

26th Jun 2007, 12:09

The Keeper says:

Probably Waterloo.

26th Jun 2007, 12:10

Sarah MG says:

How about Winner Takes It All?

26th Jun 2007, 12:10

Mr M says:

So, if you are busy watching me and i busy watching you, what mischief can occur in this magical world. No mischief can be done by those that are watched.

And are you calling me stupid?
Put 'em up!!!

26th Jun 2007, 12:10

The Keeper says:

It could work but a certain loser already took a great deal more than their fair share.

26th Jun 2007, 12:11

The Keeper says:

What are you going to do, tune me?!

26th Jun 2007, 12:11

Chlo says:

Oh god this doesnt look pretty..*runs away again

26th Jun 2007, 12:11

Sarah MG says:

LOL!!

26th Jun 2007, 12:12

Mr M says:

Oh no don't go Chlo.
From what Cress told me last night id much prefer if you stayed. I wanna get to know your long legs and flickery eye lids.

26th Jun 2007, 12:13

Chlo says:

Long legs?? Where did u get that idea from??
*pisses self laughing

26th Jun 2007, 12:13

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

Well this is nice.

26th Jun 2007, 12:13

Mr M says:

Well, nevertheless (eh look at that Keeper, suck on that, a big word) i dont care for long legs if all the other details are true.
*winks at Chlo*

26th Jun 2007, 12:14

The Keeper says:

Oh summoned reinforcements have we now. How very typical. How about getting off my blog.

26th Jun 2007, 12:14

The Keeper says:

Big word? Nevertheless? Bite me shorty, try looking up floccinaucinihipilification.

What I do to you.

26th Jun 2007, 12:15

Chlo says:

*wonders how a complete stranger can know so much about me
you are creeping me out..
HELP!!

26th Jun 2007, 12:16

Cress says:

I'm with Sarah. Magic of text. Aha one of my favourite words is being batted around, good work!
Play nicely, everyone.

26th Jun 2007, 12:16

Mr M says:

Sod off!! Im not biting you..with that mouldy old cloak of yours i'd be sure to catch something nasty.

26th Jun 2007, 12:17

Cress says:

Ah yes sorry Chlo, you might want to read the thread we were on last night... I might have... er... pimped you a little.

26th Jun 2007, 12:17

Sarah MG says:

Catch something, I thought you already did...

26th Jun 2007, 12:18

Chlo says:

*strokes Mr M across the cheek (face)
It's ok my dear, stay calm...

26th Jun 2007, 12:18

The Keeper says:

SARAH!!

26th Jun 2007, 12:19

Cress says:

This is all rather sordid. I think I'll just hide over here with our taciturn friend the Ranger and watch things unfold. Popcorn, Ranger?

26th Jun 2007, 12:19

Mr M says:

*sidles across blog towards Chlo*
Fancy leaving this place and combining your fish with my goat and leaving Cress's crabs behind *laughs*

26th Jun 2007, 12:19

Sarah MG says:

Lol sorry...

26th Jun 2007, 12:20

Chlo says:

*shock*
I didnt realise you were so keen! And where did all these goaty fishy crabby suggestions come from??

26th Jun 2007, 12:21

The Keeper says:

Chlo, get out while you can.

26th Jun 2007, 12:21

Mr M says:

Well, despite all that...do you fancy it?

26th Jun 2007, 12:21

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

Thank you Cress.

26th Jun 2007, 12:22

Cress says:

Toffee, sugar, plain, butter or salt?

26th Jun 2007, 12:22

Chlo says:

Good idea Keeper.
Sorry Mr M..you seem to not be quite my type. You do not have dark hair, you do not smoke and you do not fiddle...i always fall into the traps of guys like that.

26th Jun 2007, 12:22

Sarah MG says:

Anything could happen in the next half hour.

26th Jun 2007, 12:23

Mr M says:

Oh..but i do resemble all those things.!!
Would you like to errr...take me on..right here right now?

26th Jun 2007, 12:24

The Keeper says:

Ah the wonder of illusion. Give a man a website and suddenly he's a girl trap.

26th Jun 2007, 12:24

The Dartmoor Ranger says:

Salt please.

26th Jun 2007, 12:25

Chlo says:

Oh god!! *runs into the distance and falls down a rabbit hole

26th Jun 2007, 12:25

Cress says:

Hoi good point Sarah, where's my Stingray?

26th Jun 2007, 12:25

The Keeper says:

Well if those two would get off our pad we might be persuaded to call in the cast.

26th Jun 2007, 12:27

Mr M says:

*follows Chlo into the distance*
*Drags her out of rabbit hole and carries her to the nearest church*
Can't escape now.
Right..we are off on our honeymoon!
Ta'ra!!

26th Jun 2007, 12:27

Sarah MG says:

Mariiiina...

26th Jun 2007, 12:27

Cress says:

Mr M, you're actually as mad as the rest of us!! Not quite sure of the nature of Keeper's grudge (as usual) but in my mind you're quite welcome here.

26th Jun 2007, 12:28

The Keeper says:

You don't want to know the nature of my grudge. It's even more distasteful than... than...

26th Jun 2007, 12:29

SMG says:

Brussels sprouts?

26th Jun 2007, 12:30

The Keeper says:

Yes. How very apt. Well done.

26th Jun 2007, 12:30

Cress says:

Has Mr M gone?

26th Jun 2007, 12:31

SMG says:

We can but hope.

26th Jun 2007, 12:32

The Keeper says:

Well then.

26th Jun 2007, 12:33

Cress says:

Stingray?

26th Jun 2007, 12:35

The Keeper says:

Unfortunately Troy is unavailable at present due to pressing matters but perhaps later.

26th Jun 2007, 12:35

Cress says:

Boo :(

26th Jun 2007, 12:36

SMG says:

Ooooh lunchtime, pasty! See you round bloggers!

26th Jun 2007, 12:38

The Keeper says:

I too must return to my home dimension. These flurries of activity are quite wearing.

26th Jun 2007, 12:38

Cress says:

Oh that's right, just everyone go and leave me! I demand pictures and I demand piskie and I demand Stingray and what I demand I get (smacked for) so don't you dare go! Pasty or no pasty!

26th Jun 2007, 12:39

Cress says:

:( On my owwwwwwn... pretending he's besiiiide me...

26th Jun 2007, 12:42

Chlo says:

*comes back, hair all over the place*
*cheeks flushed*
*gasps*

26th Jun 2007, 12:50

Cress says:

*shakes self
*looks around

Ranger.
Ranger?
RANGER!

Ranger nicked my popcorn :( Typical.

26th Jun 2007, 12:50

Cress says:

Oh! Hello Chlo! Owzat for timing. must have posted simultaneously!

26th Jun 2007, 12:51

Chlo says:

*offers Cress a toasted tea cake

Help me Cress! Look what he has done to me..

*shivers

26th Jun 2007, 12:52

Cress says:

Shocking!! Thank you. Mmm currants.

Well see I'd offer you a towel but judging by what happened to me last time a towel came into the equation you might have to go without.

26th Jun 2007, 12:55

Chlo says:

*looks around wearily
*hair sticks up in all directions.
*shakes
*sits down in corner, head in hands

26th Jun 2007, 12:56

Cress says:

He didn't... he didn't get near your inner labyrinth did he?!

There's a tiny little hill with a rocky outcrop in there isn't there?A minor tor?

26th Jun 2007, 12:58

Chlo says:

*gasps again.
No...i ran...i ran as fast as i could..but he dragged me back and ripped my dress.
It's ruined...im ruined..

26th Jun 2007, 13:00

Cress says:

Um - well I'd recommend you tell the police but I believe folk dictates that you get pregnant, become a disgraced outcast ostracised by the community and drown yourself, then return as a ghost to point the icy cold finger of blame at Mr M and be unable to rest at peace until he is hanged for his offences from yonder tree.
I'm rather preferring the police course of action though.

26th Jun 2007, 13:01

Cress says:

He RIPPED YOUR DRESS?! This is a crime above any other!! Inner labyrinth action I could forgive, but something involving your sartorial wellbeing I cannot stand for!! Mr M! You are in trouble!!

26th Jun 2007, 13:02

Chlo says:

He didnt get quite that far...i hope..
the labyrinth was slightly invaded but the labyrinth withdrew from the scene as quick as possible.
*offers humous and pringles to Cress
Im comfort eating..

26th Jun 2007, 13:05

Chlo says:

Or perhaps...it could be pregnancy cravings..

26th Jun 2007, 13:07

Chlo says:

*bleeds copiously from nose...

26th Jun 2007, 13:16

babs says:

*shakes head and wanders into garden

26th Jun 2007, 13:16

Chlo says:

Gardens are the best place...we had a pereguin in our garden last night eating a pidgeon...

*wanders off

26th Jun 2007, 13:41

Cress says:

Is that a hybrid of peregrin and penguin?

26th Jun 2007, 14:10

Chlo says:

No...it was a peregrin...i just cant spell for s**t!!

26th Jun 2007, 14:30

Cress says:

Ah, I would love to see a waddling falcon :(

26th Jun 2007, 14:32

Chlo says:

Well...my bro took some photos.

26th Jun 2007, 15:12

maymay says:

we has a scarlet parakeet in our garden once..........wanders off again marvelling at the rich variety of wildlife on moblog

26th Jun 2007, 16:00

mike says:

175 posts!!!!!!
what's happening!!!!!

26th Jun 2007, 18:22

maymay says:

its madness I tell you............complete madness

26th Jun 2007, 19:58

big and bouncy says:

have i missed the party? and i smuggled some monkey nuts in as well..
*jiggles and giggles

26th Jun 2007, 22:29

bouncy and big says:

Of course you havent missed the party..we party all night and into the afternoon on here!!
Wooo!
*loses all enthusiasm
*wanders off

27th Jun 2007, 12:55

DNP Ranger says:

Oh look at last there is someone else here...the party has been empty for aaaagggesss!!! Did you bring any nibbles??

27th Jun 2007, 13:02

Floppy Bunny says:

*crawls out from behind the sofa
*offers DNP Ranger some Wotsits
It's nice to see someone else around here..i thought i was alone.
It was all dark so i was hiding behind the furniture until someone else arrived.

27th Jun 2007, 13:05

DNP Ranger says:

WOTSITS??!! You think all i'm worthy of is bloody Wotsits!!?? How dare you!!??
*whooshy door noise
*urine soaked wax jacket odour fills room

27th Jun 2007, 13:07

Floppy Bunny says:

*cowers in the corner
Im sorry, i didnt mean to insult you..
HELP ME!! ANYONE!!!

27th Jun 2007, 13:08

DNP Ranger says:

*whooshy door noise
*crosses room towards Bunny
*lifts heavy steel-toed boot into air above Floppy Bunny.

27th Jun 2007, 13:10

Floppy Bunny says:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

27th Jun 2007, 13:11

DNP Ranger says:

Alright fine, i'll let you off this time...but if you ever insult me again...*rolls eyes
*removes boot from above Bunny
*turns off light..
*whooshy door noise..

27th Jun 2007, 13:13

Chlo says:

Aww poor bunny..
*offers comforting hand to bunny..
DNP Ranger, i really did think more of you..
Tut-tut!!

27th Jun 2007, 16:22

big 'n bouncy says:

oh silly me, i've missed all the fun again. i'm always doing that!
*giggles vacantly
* bounces gently
*pulls up chair and sits astride it provocatively
*sucks absently on lollipop

*provocatively

lollipop anyone? peanut?

27th Jun 2007, 16:33

babs, says:

brief visit just to say right way up, and definately teen spirit vid,

27th Jun 2007, 17:15

mike says:

thanks to whoever rotated the photo correctly!!!

27th Jun 2007, 17:16

babs says:

:0)

27th Jun 2007, 18:12

babs says:

*realises trying to leave blog using "cold turkey " method is not going to work .

mmmmmmm cold turkey.

*goes to make sandwich

*gives blog a little hug on way out to kitchen

28th Jun 2007, 08:27

The Terminator says:

I'm here to rid this blog of all unknown wildlife & vermin.............you have 1 hour ***********heavy footsteps echo followed by maniacal laugh.mwahhhhhhahahaha

28th Jun 2007, 08:31

babs says:

*hears ***************heavy footsteps in distance and visibly quakes.

*rocks on down to fabulous guns n roses track eminating from speaker situated somewhere near terminator's left metal plated buttock.


'Cause you could be mine
But you're way out of line
With your bitch slap rappin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nuthin' done
I said you could be mine

*hopes isn't in unknown wildlife and vermin catergory.



28th Jun 2007, 12:51

Terminator says:

..........loses left buttock and needs to go for repairs...'I'll be back'...winces at cliche!

28th Jun 2007, 14:14

seaneeboy says:

You're welcome mike!

28th Jun 2007, 14:30

Metal Man says:

*comes in to join terminator..
*pulls screw out of own left buttock and inserts it in correct place in Terminator's buttocks..
How's that??

28th Jun 2007, 16:01

cream of devon says:

*thinks Terminator should have taken 'moor care'. Where's a DNP Ranger when you need one?

28th Jun 2007, 16:23

Terminator says:

******clunks in and gives Metal Man a very noisy high five for mending buttock

28th Jun 2007, 17:34

babs says:

*picks up loose screw



*make of that what you will...

28th Jun 2007, 17:37

Golden Wolf says:

*surveys proceedings with an alert and watchful eye

28th Jun 2007, 20:23

DNP Ranger says:

Err....*waves hand in air
Im here!!!

28th Jun 2007, 20:58

Terminator says:

has replaced loose screw and makes towards Golden Wolf.....still bloody clanking, damn that Metalman...goes off for some WD40

28th Jun 2007, 21:11

Golden Wolf says:

*skulks into the overgrowth again

28th Jun 2007, 22:28

Golden Wolf says:

*is by the way quite definitely known wildlife, just one of a kind and very, very beautiful

28th Jun 2007, 22:35

babs says:

*collects big f**k off magnet from shed and points with safety off at terminator and metal man as is uncertain of which way this whole thing is heading .

*tosses golden wolf
a biscuit

28th Jun 2007, 22:38

babs says:

*wonders wether should have sparkly new name for blog as is custom.

*contemplates

*and wonders.......obviously.

29th Jun 2007, 08:40

Metal Man says:

*clatters across the floor towards Babs..
*HUGE METALLIC CLANG*
'Ouch!!'

29th Jun 2007, 12:04

Terminator says:

crashes across blog, leather clad legs akimbo and left buttock in place, scoops up babs just as Metalman.......phew!

29th Jun 2007, 14:11

babs says:

*puts magnet down on floor and tries on a few new names. in front of mirror.

rosemary ,
*twirls
nope, too long

confused
*walks up and down a bit.
nope, sleeves too short

marlene
*turns from side to side
nope, makes bum look big

*decides to be logical and have day of week relevant to time of posting
hence...............


29th Jun 2007, 14:18

friday says:

.......*twirls ,
* does strange catwalk model walk with one hand in pocket and attitude

*does dramatic turn at end.

*pouts

*doesn't quite pull off stick insect body shape though........

29th Jun 2007, 14:21

friday says:

sorry terminator, didn't see you there.

29th Jun 2007, 14:22

friday says:

mmmmmmmmmmmmm leather...........

29th Jun 2007, 14:23

Rich says:

"oh god I think I can feel the turtle's head. How many more songs are there?"

29th Jun 2007, 14:31

friday says:

gastropda porn
*is shocked

but only very very slightly

29th Jun 2007, 14:35

Terminator says:

......is stumped for words and wonders if wildlife is becoming semi aquatic now..........tells babs in a gruff voice ' you look good baby'

29th Jun 2007, 15:39

babs says:

*blushes

*replies in high pitched sqeaky voice
why thankyou.
you're looking very ...er.....polished.

29th Jun 2007, 15:51

friday says:

bugger ,...... forgot new name, as is always case on first few outing with it.

29th Jun 2007, 16:15

saturday says:

*notices little dull spot on terminator.

*gives it a jolly good buffing.

30th Jun 2007, 15:11

sunday says:

*is able to see face in it.

1st Jul 2007, 13:04

sunday says:

*browses kleeneze catalogue and wonders wether to order a copy of "Pan Pipes play Abba"
which I am assured is
"A fabulous combination- the beautiful soulful harmonies of the pan pipes, and the evocotive melodies of 19 well loved Abba hits. Plays for approximately 1 hour"

1st Jul 2007, 22:49

sunday says:

or...... to opt for
"Sleep and Dreams"
"You'll find this calming and melodic mix of ambient sounds perfect for creating a tranquil atmosphere- ideal for getting you off...

to a good night's sleep."

decisions decisions.
no, the Luminous Alarm Clock with Thermometer is the one for me.

1st Jul 2007, 22:54

sunday says:

....and a heavy duty scourer and some stainless steel polish for Terminator for those awkward out of the way areas.

1st Jul 2007, 22:58

monday says:

*wonders if terminator has been terminated.
*doesn't really, just wants to try and get a posting for each day of the week til gets fed up with name thingy.

2nd Jul 2007, 14:33

tuesday says:

*gets bored hanging around for anyone to show up ,so saunters up to glastonbury .

3rd Jul 2007, 13:07