Colliding Bishop, cuddle my brain!
And now! Live from Norwich! It's the blog of the century!
The Compleat Elvis
Nowish: Voodoo Histories by David Aaronovitch
Shiiiiiiiiit, fuckin' run and shiiiit!!!! There's like 45 million tonnes of offal heading this way!
My favourites were always the sea-devils.
Cybermen. I was frit witless of the Cybermen.
Monster! I can hear the slime oooozing.
I'll have to remember to get a shot from the bit in the last episode where it appears to be making sweet, tender love to an oilrig. It is what's known in the trade as "a thing".
Little green men! Are the little green men about one centimeter tall, and the huge monster is about as large as a cat?
no, the little green men are man-sized. The big wibbly monster is about the size of a cat, and very poorly superimposed on the image of the men. Cue hilarity.
BLIMEY IF EATING BRUSSEL SPROUTS MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE THAT I AINT EATING ANY
(P) what's this?