Double bugger in fact. With cheese.

Funting marvellous. Some silly woman suddenly swings out from right behind a
stationary lorry, van in front slams on his brakes, I slam on mine and skid
straight into the van. She promptly drives off probably oblivious to the
whole bloody event. No damage to the van, I think I've just lost the
light. So I buy a new light, only 45quid, could be worse.

Only it is worse as I go to fit it and find the inside of my car is bent out
of shape and I can't actually secure the new light. No idea how much it'll
cost to fix. It pisses me off so bloody much as it wasn't my fault but
because I went into the back of someone, tough. Even if the woman whose
bloody fault it was hadn't just driven off there'd probably still be nothing
I could do about it as I was at the back and therefore will always be
blamed.Not a happy bunny right now.