The Damndest Thing

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Pictures makes me feel as if the nature of my alcoholism and insanity have occasionally been captured. I don't know if anyone who sees this will approve, or if they'll find it even worse than dead baby pictures.
Fascinating? Horrifying? Boring as fuck? Not that fucking is boring.
Hey... you came here. If it's just a fucking table, it's just a fucking table. If it's my mental ejaculate and it pisses you off, piss off.

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My apple snail

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She's the only one to survive the summer.
For a snail, her reflexes must be fantastic.
27th Oct 2004, 15:55  


AWK says:


28th Oct 2004, 00:06

It looks HUGE! Is it the annointed Creeping Snail Of DOOM?

28th Oct 2004, 00:26

Melinda says:

It IS huge. The shell is a little smaller than my fist, and it's apt to get much bigger by the time winter is out.

And yes, it IS the annointed Creeping Snail of DOOM.

28th Oct 2004, 16:20

Luci says:

not a very cuddly pet, but darn cute (in its own snail way).

28th Oct 2004, 17:43

I had two Goldfish of the Apocalypse once, but one died of malnutrition and the other one's stomach exploded from stealing all its food. It was not their time.

28th Oct 2004, 18:16

kgog says:

A turtle crawls into a police station and says, "h-e-l-p, h-e-l-p, I-'-v'e b-e-en m-u-g-g-e-d b-y a g-a-n-g o-f s-n-a-i-l-s." The office on duty asks, "Did you get a good look at them?"
"N-o" the turtle replies, "I-t h-a-p-p-e-n-ed s-o f-a-s-t..."

1st Nov 2004, 22:10

Dude says:

You should put it on people that sleep over, like on their faces and stuff.'m immature, but I carry it off well.

8th Jun 2008, 18:39