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I am a model. At the moment I am Marshal Ney from the Airfix Napoleonic Wars gift set..




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This isn't my photo, it came in a funny email. But today we had
visitors that included 2 dogs. One of them must have had an upset tummy
as he spent the whole time passing wind. It was really horrible, I
bloody nearly asphyxiated...... The sort of house warming gift we
really didn't need!!
5th May 2008, 21:20   | tags:,,

I once travelled from Leicester to Hastings and back, coincidentally enough on a May Bank Holiday, sharing the back seat of a pickup truck with a dog with the most extreme flatulence I have ever experienced. Not nice.

5th May 2008, 21:29

Dhamaka says:

OMG
Belated congratulations on your new home. Wishing you many happy, healthy years there

5th May 2008, 21:33

OCD Sprocket says:

oh dear, another night on the tiles

5th May 2008, 21:40

Twiglet says:

Thanks all and thanks D. It is lovely here when it doesn't reek of dog fart.....

5th May 2008, 21:42

Jane Doe says:

I think he needs a 'hair of the dog' to sort him out.
was very tolerant of you to let doggie visitors in the house. I'd have exhiled them to the garden.

5th May 2008, 21:47

oh dear

5th May 2008, 21:54

Twiglet says:

Jane: DD gets more excited about animal visitors than she does about their human owners so I couldn't really evict them. Just wish the smelly git hadn't been under the dining table while we were eating when he chose to *open his lunch....*

5th May 2008, 22:18

Dazzle_Dust says:

Hahaha. Even now, at my age with the stress of exams hanging over me, a story about a dog farting still tickles me!

5th May 2008, 22:40

reminds me of the joke about the bloke who is invited to dine with the local squire, and keeps having to sneak one out. He lures the squire's dog with titbits to sit under his chair, and every time he drops one, the squire orders the dog out of the room, much to the chap's relief, until the fourth occurrence when the squire bellows "Rover, get out now before the bounder shits on you!"

6th May 2008, 09:30

Twiglet says:

Lol @ Para's joke!

I have to admit tho' that there were a couple of moments when I was looking at the others and wondering if it was one of them and not poor Smithers after all.... No doubt they were doing the same.

6th May 2008, 12:51