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Thursday 25th November 2004 ...

... after a 5 year moratorium, I return to the stage as a stand-up
comic. 10min open-mic slot @ Bullit in Tamworth.

This is the world's first peek at some new material. And I am quaking ...
24th Nov 2004, 22:01  

/Alfie says:

dude, for some inspiration, (good luck btw) check out doug stanhope on sacred cow productions (if you havnt already seen him that is). If someone can get as fucked on stage as he does and make a career of it, you should be fine.

24th Nov 2004, 22:03

jc1000000 says:

D00d, some l33t comic relief (geddit?) from the latest fwds:

After numerous rounds of, "We don't even know if Osama is still live," Osama decided to send George W. a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV 0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell. Powell and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one there could solve it, so it was sent to the CIA, then to NASA, then to the Secret Service. With no clue as to it's meaning, they eventually asked Canada's Royal Canadian Mounted Police for assistance.
The RCMP cabled the White House as follows:
"Tell the President he is holding the letter upside down."

24th Nov 2004, 22:22

jc1000000 says:

Ha ha lucky you! I've got more bad jokes (from fwds) for you....

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit

the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned

to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do

you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them

back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a

free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual

question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious

way:

"What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the

crumbs?"





"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was

trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them

and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they

send a free box of matzo balls."


"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could

fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do

you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you

perform?"


"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is

save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about

once a year they send us a complete dick like you."

25th Nov 2004, 11:16

millseysister(millseysister-at-yahoo-dot-com) says:

best of luck! let me know how it goes!

25th Nov 2004, 21:14

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