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About Me:Darren P Millar

I'm a DJ from Aberdeen (Scotland) that's about me for just now!

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My Pet Hate: is TUESDAY, everything that has ever gone wrong in my life has happened on a TUESDAY! I hate it, it's now my day off so that i don't have to face the world! Don't make me have to suffer TUESDAY by asking me about it!!! I also dislike girls who drink pints, smoke and generally act like men!!

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The number of people who seem to be buying drugs from the flat at the top floor means I'm stepping up my security system. Quite often I'm woken up at 6am by people wanting into the building. I bluntly refuse but one of these days they'll be angry about it. Any agro and i'll proceed to beat seven shades of shit out them.
21st Jun 2008, 10:37   | tags:,,,

anonymous says:

Nice stick you have there you old baseball fanatic you!

Top tip: If you batter 7 shades of shit out of a ned with "the big feck off bat that I bought for battering 7 shades of shit out of a neds" there is a small risk of premeditation therefore possibly get into a wee bit of trouble.

However... If you knock their head clean off there shoulders (better doing the job properly, deads can't testify of hold a grudge against you) with "the baseball bat I bought to play sport with and just happened to be near by. Or in my case a kitchen knife/large snow shovel. You're on pretty safe ground. :-)

Go get em!
In conclusion. It is a sports bat and Ensure yohead detatches.

21st Jun 2008, 11:29

goode says:

Brilliant advice Anonymous!

21st Jun 2008, 11:33

goode says:

off out to buy a baseball.... :)

21st Jun 2008, 11:35

arkangel says:

Hit them with your rhythm stick
Hit them! Hit them!
Das ist gut! C'est fantastique!
Hit them! hit them! hit them!
Hit them with your rhythm stick
Hit them slowly, hit them quick
Hit them! Hit them! Hit them!
Or maybe just roll over and go back to sleep...

21st Jun 2008, 18:48

goode says:

Hitty Hitty Hitty...

They don't give up they had the cheek to knock on my window a couple of days ago. To with i told them to quietly go away before i knocked them out.

21st Jun 2008, 18:51

JokerXL says:


21st Jun 2008, 19:05

goode says:

absolutely, i don't really plan on using it but i can imagine I'd look quite threatening wielding it in front of a smacked out tosser...

21st Jun 2008, 19:07

JokerXL says:

Unless he didn't give a shijt, then you might be in trouble.
Or just whack-im.

21st Jun 2008, 19:09